kill the rich

🤷‍♂️

[the-clown-wars]

Look at the size of that lamppost

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[lovelysuggestions]

We survive because the fire inside us burns hotter than that which surrounds us

[sheparrrds]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tatliruyalar]

The purest form of love, I think, is having someone who wants to learn about you, from you and with you.

[ranmagender]

Pic of me about to give Bethesda their 405th shot at redeeming themselves

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

fuck this

[fifty-shadesofgay]

[priestessamy]

Job hunting is so depressing these days

[luckyorb]

Me: I fucking hate capitalism

Neoliberal Fuck: But what's the alternative honey?? :))) without authority, who will tell me what to do???

Me: You are weak and fear the void

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[unclefather]

[fedorathexplorer]

that’s gon-

[fedorathexplorer]

that’s gonna leave a-

[boss-hoody]

[memewhore]

[hybridprojectalpha]

[shabbytigers]

[paper-mario-wiki]

weird Stand but ok

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[pukicho]

British people be like “salt and vinnegar ice cream innit?”

[catgirlnailpolish-2]

Not to be a cliche but that sounds nice

[pukicho]

HRRRGHHHHHGH

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

being a tech writer has made me unironically into that “hurr burr fire scary thomas edison was a witch” guy

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

any cool new application of tech: *happens*

the cia, the fbi, the army, the cops, silicon valley, amazon specifically:

[personalgremlin]

what do they know

[justnoodlefishthings]

[gliscore]

[maximum-overboner]

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying