Matt

The inner mechinations of my mind are an enigma.

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

So if I eat this will my soul be stolen by the dark lord Satan?

[micdotcom]

President Obama after Oregon shooting: “Our thoughts and prayers are not enough.”

Hours after today’s massacre in Oregon, President Obama took the podium for the 15th time after a mass shooting. Sounding stern and appearing frustrated, Obama challenged Americans to respond more forcefully to this shooting. His full, impassioned statement is one every American needs to hear. 

[docile-potato]

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

[tiaraturnabout]

I call bullshit

[tiaraturnabout]

fuck me it actually worked

I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

[phabulouskilljoy]

i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton joke i just want the gif in my blog

[freshwater-restart-deactivated2]

GIMME

[phantomtrio]

MINE!!!

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

bad looking, good cooking: cancer, sagittarius, aquarius

good looking, bad cooking: gemini, leo, libra

bad looking, bad cooking: aries, scorpio, capricorn

good looking, good cooking: taurus, virgo, pisces

[halfwayriight]

[urbaneturtle]

This makes Vader look terrifying

[mao-tenno]

Think of it like this: You’re seperated form your rebel squad,

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

Alright little kiddies. Sit the fuck down and listen up. *clears throat* You're separated from your squad, a small group of stormtroopers jumped you all and made a wedge between you and your squad. They blasted at you, 5-1. It wasn't possible for you to beat them in this. You retreated quickly, running from the group of the men in the white armour. Eventually after a short while, you have run far enough from them. The good news, you're safe. The bad news, you're lost in an Empirial Star Destroyer. It is all quiet, steam fogging your vision. Then you hear it. The heavy footsteps, the mechanical breathing, the sound of a lightsaber powering up. You turn and you see him. You see the Darth Vader, walking towards you with his long, crimson lightsaber. He speaks not, only the sound of his footsteps and his breathing echo around you. You pull the trigger on your blaster, shooting lasers at him. As you shoot, he swings his saber, the beam reflecting the lasers away. He closes in on you, his breathing loud. You close your eyes and you pray for your end to be quick.

[mhyinart]

[maybe-moonbeams]

#this is my boob now

[pern-dragon]

the facial expressions totally make this pic

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

I found it

[butchsunflower]

have a slime lover?

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

"Shivery snow slime"

[starrynerd]

Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The Aristocats"

[tinysenpai-deactivated20140611]

[alphatrifemale-deactivated20171]

Let’s see who’s over 18

[foxymcboxy]

I watched it so many times, I burnt out the VHS.

[briittrobertson]

You know shit got real when someone pulled out the term, ‘VHS’.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

LOL YES

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

I may not be 18 but I've seen some pretty old VHS tapes

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[enderches-deactivated20130819]

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

[lunarphoenix]

HOLY FUCK

[gnarlymarina]

holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

[alaynas-deactivated20150621]

Beautiful

[wolfies-angel-deactivated201801]

look what I got today despite this post having over 250,000 notes

[belladonnalilium-deactivated201]

LITTLE COOKIES!

[ddlgplaypen]

I need these NOW

[goofass]

Link please?

[ssamdong-deactivated20200928]

Here’s the link to her youtube channel and her website because she’s amazing and I love her and she doesn’t deserve to not be linked on this post.

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

Holy shit this is amazeballs

[1los]

[i-need-pizza-deactivated2013091]

That’s the fucking tardis [source]

[heypancake]

n o no non ono stop fucking stop no it is not the fucking tardis jesus christ no n O NO IT IS THE FUCKING PONS DE L’ORME TOWER WHICH IS PART OF MONTMAJOUR ABBEY WHICH IS THE FUCKING SUBJECT DO NOT FUCKING INTERJECT A TRANSDIMENSIONAL PHONE BOOTH INTO A NEWLY FOUND 120 YEAR OLD FUCKING VAN GOGH PAINTING STOP S TO P

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

I am reblogging for that last comment

[mirshroom]

Click me for the brushes used in the tutorial A few peeps were wondering how I drew attacks in my nuzlocke comic, so I made a quick/kinda sloppy tutorial about it! Tbh it’s just me spamming luminosity and overlay layers haha ;yyy Hope this somewhat helps!

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

Ayy lmao

Ayy lmao

[abigail-legendshade-deactivated]

My friend found a free FNAF dating sim on the AppStore and there was this monstrosity on it which I made worse

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

I cried the entire game. Trust me it is the best app on the store

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

If you say that #Feminism is needed in America because of manspreading, rape culture, the patriarchy, and mysogyninsts, then you have a severe lack of knowledge of America. Hell, you have less knowledge of America if you believe in that stuff than me because I’m a fucking Canadian!

[abigail-legendshade-deactivated]

Despite my lack of knowledge on manspreading I can tell you that everything else on here calls for feminism and it DOES happen in America and you need to get your head out of your ass and grow up (also you’re not fucking Canadian quit lying) 

[lukasstrypzdoesstuffz-blog]

I am Canadian. Idk where you're getting your facts from with me not being Canadian but I am.