Bruh!!
I just jumped on a professors desk!
This brown ass dog come running in the office, im at work and I’m moving a professors computer mind you...
This big ass “puppy” come in prancing in
I’m like wtf is this brown thing advancing on me???
He look at me with his little beady eyes and I’m like good doggy good doggy.....please don’t hurt me
Then he start barking and growling and showing his teeth and shit.
Bitch. The ancestors lifted my feet off the ground. I don’t know how I got up on that desk but I did. In a split second, no hesitation.
I’m trying to think of my escape plan. I’m like bruh can I out run motherfucking coojoe. IDK.
Then his owner runs walks in, all calm and shit and apologetic....afterwards he offered to properly introduce me to the dog
Fuck that dog. I don’t want him to lick me...headass....nigga was tryna eat me like 5 mins ago!
Black girl Magic!!! That’s why you levitated onto that desk so fast! LOL!













