This is my 5sos Masterlist that I started in 2016, and added to it over the years of my time as a fanfiction writer. A majority of these were done in my early high school time, so they might be bad comparatively to my more recent writing (the series/some of the smuts). Enjoy!Â
L U K E
Luke Likes You
New Addition
I Don’t Mind
Bad Habits, Bad Mistake
Game On
Kept My Promise
So Stubborn
I Missed You
Rain
Young Again
No Strings
Unfamiliar
Need You
Best Friends
Friendship?
Let You Back
Different World
I’m Home
LuLu
Jealous Aussie
Cover Up
You’re Mine
Cheating Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3 [Complete]
Wanna Be a Runaway?
Hospital
Heart-Fixing Birthdays
Girls Talk Boys
The Hit
Different
A S H T O N
Living Remedy
Enticing [SMUT]
From the Dining Table
Earned the Attention [slight SMUT]
How Do I Work It?Â
The Truth
Perfect Two
You’re Worth It
I Like My BFF
5SOS’ Little Sister
Damn The Paparazzi [SMUT]
Close As Strangers
Envy
Motherly Love
Interrupted
Tired Days
She’s a Drummer?
Feelin’ 22
It’s You
Good or Gone?
Hazel Eyes
Clarity
Birthday Sex || Dom!Ashton I. [SMUT]
M I C H A E L
Surprise!
Married to Punkrock
Love in the Forest
Miss You Too Much
Colors Of Longing Pt.1, Pt.2
Animal Lover
Across The World
Your Present
Adorable
Cuddle Buddy
Intolerable
Come Here
I’ve Got This Friend
Closer
Locked Out?
Stick of Gum
Overprotective
Beautiful Sounds
Acceptance
Mother On Tour
I Like Like You
The Shy Singer
Sleeping Cutie
Life
The Silent Treatment
Wii Are Better Than U
Small Sauce
How Embarrassing!
I’m So Lucky
GameStop Goddess
Piano Practice
Asleep
Infinitely Jealous
I Made It
Puppy Dog
C A L U M
Happy Birthday!
Valentine [SMUT]
1-800-Calum’sThighs [SMUT]
A Little Too Much
Happier
The MLB Star [slight SMUT]
Let Me Fix Us
I’ll Always Be Here
Road Trip [SMUT]
Impressed?
I’m Head Chef [SMUT]
Addicted
Home
Anniversary +1
Doing Luke [slight SMUT]
Your Performance [SMUT]
Fend For Yourself
Teach Me? [SMUT]
Fake? Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt.3, Pt. 4Â [Completed] [SMUT]
And now for an announcement from your friendly neighborhood IT worker.
If you use Ad Block Plus, you should uninstall it and download and install uBlock Origin immediately.  (There are Firefox versions of all the extensions I’ll talk about here, just google ‘em.  And some for IE, Edge and Opera.)
Ad Block Plus is now now only letting advertisers pay them to whitelist some ads, but is now letting advertisers pay them to put their own ads on websites INSTEAD of what you would normally see on that website.
Please remember that it’s possible to spread malware, including Crypotowall type malware, through ads on websites.  Yes, ads are how websites make most to all of their revenue, but until ads can be trusted to not destroy your machine, you should not view them if possible.
Please make sure you get uBlock Origin and not just uBlock.Â
I also suggest installing a flash blocker like FlashControl.  This will keep flash from automatically loading on websites you visit.  Unfortunately, malware can be spread through just about any version of flash. Make sure you keep flash up to date, as well. FlashControl will be slightly disruptive to your browsing habits, but most things will load with just a single click.  You can always disable it on a website if it’s being too disruptive somewhere.
If you really want to protect your privacy, install Privacy Badger.  Privacy Badger will stop trackers / cookies from knowing who you are and where you’ve been on the internet.  It also can be slightly disruptive, so if a site isn’t working correctly, disable one or both of FlashControl and Privacy Badger.
Even if you don’t want to do FlashControl and Privacy Badger, PLEASE do yourself a favor and move to uBlock Origin.  Hope this helps!
Please read. Â Ad Block has sold you out to the ad industry, and this is not an exaggeration. Â http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/adblock-plus-wants-serve-you-ads-wait-what-1581285
hey! I know you dont write here anymore, but I was wondering if you are planning on leaving your writing or... deleting it? beacause I still enjoy reading your fics.
hi hi! and nah, I didn’t have plans to delete them. i was thinking about deleting the ones i think are horribly written, but people still like/read those so no, i won’t delete them, anon :)
im trying my best to write a novel, but it’s hard to stick to one idea/concept. im currently writing it on wattpad, but it’s just started and not at all far into the story :)
LukeHemmings: 10 years to the day this was posted. 4 albums and 1 beard later, and we’re still here. It’s easy to forget how innocent everything started sometimes. It doesn’t go unnoticed how lucky I am to write and play music for a living. Thanks for sticking around and here’s to 10 more years with the boys and hopefully some biceps in the near future.
If you guys missed this, basically this subreddit full of idiots who make dumb day trading decisions because it makes them laugh decided to buy stock in GameStop (a dying company) and enough of them did it that it created indication of a bullish up swing so stock traders bought tons of stock. Now everyone who shorted stock in GameStop (because it’s a dying company) are getting reamed and losing millions. Fucking clown shoes economy lmao
this tweet that screenshots a Reddit post explains it better than I can but basically a hedge fund bought a bunch of Gamestop stock because Gamestop is a dying company and they would make a bunch of money once the price stock went down. A bunch of Redditors saw this happen and, to screw over the hedge funds, bought a bunch of stock, causing the price to go up, and in return, the hedge funds have to keep buying the (Reddit-inflated) increase price of Gamestop in order to keep their placing their bet. Some of the most parasitic people on the planet are mad because Redditors showed how bullshit the stock market is for the fun of it. The owner of the New York Mets lost 3 billion dollars in 24 hours.
I mean, I wish I had known about this and had had the funds (it takes 3 days to put in money and be able to use it) but I look at the average joe who is at MILLIONS and still not cashing out… because now they think they can get EVEN MORE.
And while part of me understands it, and another part knows it’s partially gambling addictions…
JFC sell while you can, this luck will not hold! Be happy with your 9 or 23 million, you are SET FOR LIFE.
cool how militarized police will fire tear gas at protesters outside the white house so trump can get his photo op but be completely absent when 100+ trump supporters literally physically break into the capitol building