uh oh! spaghettio

Ghost ~ he/they

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[pigswithwings]

crushes dont exist they made those up for hanahaki disease

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i didn’t have to stalk your page, these are comments you left on my post? and this isn’t harassment, it’s one single post on my own blog?

[wronglystarryoasis]

funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[iero]

Some of you have never been on a bender and it shows. 

[desmondsprettyface]

So? Why don’t you blow me?

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[3000s]

cropped the tweet out because idgaf about how it feels to be a sensitive young man but i wanted to look at cute elephant

[3000s]

that sounds insane on its own, sorry

this was the tweet

[spitelesss]

how it feels to live in a world full of evil women

[genericusername37]

How it feels to be a sensitive young lady in a world full of evil women

[the-kings-of-henrietta]

“pathetic sopping wet towel of a man x woman that is way cooler than him” has and always will be THE peak hetero dynamic btw

[kuuuuuro]

i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses