6 other oceans

BEAUXBATONS

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Here’s a hoping for a good year for everyone!

[dailysailormoon]

                            MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[the-pursuit-of-living]

:3

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[thepersonalquotes]

[dailysailormoon]

Good friends are a treasure worth more than anything in this world.

[jamandstuff]

Critical Role Campaign 2 - Episode 86

[memesandlaughs]

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

me

[threeofclovers]

the dishonored level i need

[puncromancer]

apparently rich people are too fucking good to reuse the taco bell diapers as napkins? like??? that’s just wasteful smh

[puncromancer]

the taco diaper

[aggressionbread]

th… the wrapper?

[puncromancer]

a lot of loud and wrong people upset right now

[amypoehler]

[sawing4teens]

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

[imfemalewarrior]

Society tries to police how Women behave and present ourselves by mocking us, belittling us, shaming us, or asking us what people will think of us. 

“What will your boyfriend/future husband/potential friends/employer/mother/grandmother/father/grandfather think?”

A very powerful way to reject this policing of us is to say we don’t care what people think, especially since that is often the way we are policed. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[erikillmongerrr-blog]

— and somehow you became it.

[jacqthestripper]

If strippers started showing up to other people’s workplaces and pulled the stunts y'all can’t stop trying to pull when you walk into our house. 

originally published on jacqthestripper.com

[iridescentavocado]

The last one lmao

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[gothcostco]

Some fun facts for your weekend

[slavicafire]

see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole

nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love

people who think that you have to apathetic and cynical and downward fucking mean to fit the aesthetic are just boring

[ohsweetcrepes]

Be the Addams family

[gothiccharmschool]

My entire life’s goal.

[catscenter]

[stele3]

The witches have come to lay their claim.