Where's the money Wazowski

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[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[feotakahari]

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

[psshaw]

Appendix: the Unabomber

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🐎 @dizzyghoast

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they wantstomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about itlungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

♞ @feotakahari

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

🦄 @psshaw

Appendix: the Unabomber

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[dizzyghoast]

wait this rules i dont think ive ever seen a gimmick account ive liked more than this

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[selinabrookheimer]

Kanej except Kaz also has a fuckton of kruge stashed in there too

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

[oneheadtoanother]

[gingik]

[infertilityidol]

[mothcub]

The joyful boys.

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[ankle-beez]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[blaxolt]

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[invizigothx]

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

[invizigothx]

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

[animatedamerican]

how could i ever leave tumblr