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Gather around children, buckle your belts and lube up. Welcome to the shittiest blog.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[nonviolentpriusdriver-deactivat]

Woah fr bro

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[galaxy-warping]

[monkeysaysficus]

pete buttigieg

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[blueastro-deactivated20170311]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

[unexplained-events]

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

[madmaudlingoes]

Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.

And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.

[zubenpics]

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

[clarabosswald]

wiki article about the mold

[grubsludge]

LOVE that mold!

[bowelflies]

okay but

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov

[unexplained-events]

I can sleep again knowing that The Elephant’s foot is weak to Kalashnikovs

[sindri42]

I love that mold because humans made a mess we have no idea how to clean up and barely five years later we discover an entirely new kind of fungus that’s just… eating it. Radiation levels are going down much faster than any of our models could predict, this stuff hasn’t been found anyplace else in the world…

[funeralprocessor]

Elephant’s Foot: *releases horrifying levels of radiation fatal to most life* Heretofore unknown species of mold:

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He's not having it!

[thicclem0n-deactivated20200108]

he really said im cold tho

[15shadesofshananigans]

Made my night

[miss-mckibben]

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

[typhlonectes]

AOC.

[that-one-nerd-over-yonder]

And THIS is what I want people to understand at this point

[990000]

_8bitwizard

[demilypyro]

Does this aesthetic have a name?

[runawayravens]

it's kind of the tech/electrical equivalent of scientific illustrations. Perhaps technical illustrations, though I think that's reserved for blueprints?

[argyle-s]

This is Retrofuturism with a 90's aesthetic instead of the 50's/60's aesthetic that you normally see.

[ms-demeanor]

This is cyber retrofuturism as opposed to nuclear retrofuturism

(nobody has ever called it that before; it’s just that the inspiration seems to be drawn from the same pool as cyberpunk/of the era when internet access and cyberspace were becoming a thing)

[symphonyofmars]

I thought it was called "Cassette Futurism" ?

[ms-demeanor]

Cassette futurism is a *slightly* earlier vibe in my mind, more like the Alien films or Syd Mead stuff, though I can for sure see a clear Syd Mead influence in these illustrations.

[jollygolightly]

[axleheart]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[catchymemes]

[smashingthornberrygifs]

[zahbeth]

HE HAS FUCKIN SHOWER CAPS ON HIS MUSTACHE

[emwellness-deactivated20150501]

AND HE’S THE FUCKING LITTLE MERMAID ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER

[p-is-for-potatoe-deactivated202]

HE IS ALL THE ANIMALS

[aceinhyperspace]

IF YOU DON’T NEED THIS, YOU’RE WRONG

[gahdamnpunk]

VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

[blueinkblot]

The other thing about measles is that it resets your body’s memory of other diseases. So all those times you’ve gotten sick? Your body’s memory cells no longer remember those illnesses, so even if you get the same type of illness again your body will react like it’s the first time you’ve been sick.

It’s so much worse than “just a disease”. 

[viostormcaller]

Measles does WHAT

[virginiaisforhaters]

in the most simple terms, measles causes something called immune amnesia, basically, you have these things called memory cells (b cells and memory t cells) and those things keep a record of the infections that you’ve had previously so they can fight them off. memory b and t cells are the seniors in your bodies high school, they’ve seen this shit before, they’re prepared, and they know how to deal with it by creating a secondary immune response. basically, they see some bully they know has tried to fight them before, and they call in reinforcements to fight that bitch off. this is why you might sometimes feel sick from a cold for a few days and then be okay, its your immune system remembering that you had that cold before and it knows how to deal with it. 

your body also has these things called macrophages, they’re basically white blood cells that vore foreign particles before they can hurt you. the macrophages in your lungs have something called signaling lymphhocytic activation molecules (which we’re gonna call SLAM, as in “come on and slam and welcome to the jam, welcome to the space jammmmm alright alright alright alright). we dont really need to get too much into what they do because this isnt cell bio but basically SLAM has a HIGHHHHH affinity for MV (measles virus). MV basically uses SLAM to corrupt these vore cells, it hijacks them and uses them to transport itself to the nearest lymph nodes to disseminate themselves (fuck your shit up). in the lymph tissue they come into contact with these memory cells, which, you guessed it, also have SLAM. so measles infects these cells as well and then spreads through the body. so your immune system basically freaks out and is like KILL EVERYTHING and you lose those memory cells, which pretty much turns your immune system into a freshman. you dont know whats going on, you havent experienced any of this shit before, and you have no idea how to handle anything other than freaking out (and later on finding out you have an anxiety disorder and why didnt anyone catch that before now?? anyway high school sucks). fortunately our bodies are kind of fucking cool and you get more cells back pretty quickly, but in the shittiest turn of events these new cells have basically NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING EXCEPT MEASLES. hence the amnesia part. its not like, a forever thing, immune memory comes back in 2-3 years, but believe me when i say those 2-3 years are gonna fucking suck. so the moral of this story is 

VACCINATE YOUR KIDS and also viruses are cool but they suck (just like me)