~WAVY BABY~

I enjoy cats and music •&• Be good Be safe

[luna-belle333]

oh... hey what’s up tumblr. some of y’all probably won’t even recognize my blog because i kinda deleted everything and changed my name. haven’t been on here since 2018 because in all honesty, it was time for me to stop hiding away in online worlds actually live my life. i’m in college getting a degree in journalism and music industry studies, i’m happy and kicking ass, and have an amazing group of friends. i’ve grown so much and blossomed into someone i never thought i could be. it really does get better y’all. i am forever grateful for all the relationships and friendships that i formed on here that kept me going. but i’ve been thinking recently about deleting this whole thing. there is so much trauma and hate and sadness that is forever linked to this blog. this blog was a journal for the darkest parts of my life. idk. we will see.

[confusion-and-cake]

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

[dingdongyouarewrong]

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them

[lovelysuggestions]

Kink: actual genuine human connection

[solardivulger]

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

[jodiefoster]

My heart! She longs for something ! What does this bitch want

[faebinding-archive-deactivated2]

sometimes you gotta ‘its not that deep’ yourself

[twofigs]

No one talks about how lonely healing can feel

[hotboyproblems]

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

[has-claws]

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

[darkmagepoppers]

Bad.

[animalsnaps]

[kissthethunder-deactivated20181]

me af

[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

[turing-tested]

you’re right

[jackisreallycool]

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

[no-mere-mortals]

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

[tanenwa]

Count Quackula

[nervousvolcano]

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nepenthe-e-deactivated20180811]

i came, i saw, i dissociated

[z0mbiep1ush-deactivated20190610]

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