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I don’t have anything to say about ariana that hasn’t already been said ad nauseam lol but yeah it’s really sad to watch. And I do think the framing of the reaction to her emaciation as “backlash and scrutiny” as if it’s purposefully cruel is disingenuous. Are there people saying hateful things? Yeah there’s bound to be, mean people exist and she’s one of the most famous artists in the world. But the overwhelming majority of what I see is people expressing shock and urgent concern. When you’re sick it’s easy to see that as something that can only be a pointedly personal attack, esp if it’s intertwined with art that is personal to you that you’re putting out, but people around her know better so I really don’t like the responsibility for this being shifted onto the public. We are reacting to what you’re putting in front of us!
And none of this is helped by the fact that people are also somewhat separately reacting negatively to the album itself. (its almost like its hard to make good art when you're malnourished to the point of quasi lobotomy, ask me how i know!) And she's always been very sensitive to critical reception of her art. But conflating her album being poorly received and her undeniably concerning appearance being commented on, especially when it's made so conspicuous lmao, as simply "public scrutiny" feels so nasty to me. She needs help. Reading between the lines it seems she's getting it, or some kind of help at least, in the near but not immediate future. It's a matter of life or death for her to retreat from the public eye for a while. Framing it as "you MEANIES are to blame for this, everyone is hateful so she's taking a break!!!" does not inspire much hope as to the conversations her inner circle are having with and about her.
honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
Author Note(s): Man, after writing this, it lowkey makes me want to rewrite the Bucci crew. Funnily enough, it felt like it was easier to write for La Squadra vs Bucci Gang LMAO. Also I miss the way I did HCs for Gachiakuta, I forgot to do it with two other fics so I'm bringing it back.
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Warning(s): None, it's just general fluff, slightly suggestive on Formaggio's part, (it's Formaggio, what do we expect?/silly). Gender neutral reader, chubby/fat reader mentions (even though I generally write specifically for chubbier/fat readers). Not 100% proof read, so apologies for any minor errors.
Happy Pride Month btw guys! 💙🏳️🌈
Word Count: 1,167.
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₊˚⊹ ᰔ Risotto Nero
𖹭 Risotto is a man married to his work unfortunately, but it's an unhappy marriage let's be for real.
𖹭 If he did have a S/O, it would have to be someone extremely patient with him. He's another man who could be with someone who works with him or doesn't. He does actively avoid having any relationships with civilians, but one can always work their ways into his heart.
𖹭 He just wants someone to collapse onto and relax completely around. So a lot of stability and security, along with a lot of patience since, again, he is the leader of La Squadra and is VERY busy.
𖹭 Loves someone with some fat on their body too, enjoys the contrast between his hard physique and their soft one. (He's lowkey obsessed with it.)
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Prosciutto
𖹭 Prosciutto is a very dominant man who takes control as much as he can, really, the only man he's ever really listening to is Risotto. He prefers someone more submissive to him, though, when they do challenge him? It gives him the thrill (or migraine) to put them back in their place.
𖹭 I don't believe he is a man who wants complete submission, he wants a little kick back, because, as much as he hates to admit it, he can be wrong too.
𖹭 He would call his S/O a brat when they do have a rebellious streak, but both parties enjoy it with one another, even if he doesn't show it.
𖹭 He tries to handle issues mostly on his own, because that's what he's used to, carrying his own problems with others. But with someone so insistent, he learns that he can share the burden as well, and it makes him feel deeper in love with his S/O.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Formaggio
𖹭 One word. Spicy.
𖹭 Okay, so, he's really into someone with a lot of sass and who doesn't put up with bullshit. Especially his bullshit. Bickering is his #1 favorite activity and if someone can match it, or better yet, put him in his place? He's all for it honestly. (He's a bottom, sue me.)
𖹭 Formaggio needs to be put in his place since he's a little shit all the time. But he also I think he does appreciate the few rare moments of softness.
𖹭 As much as it seems odd to say, I think he'd be attracted to someone who is jaded and has a lot of problems of their own. He knows he can handle it, and he also does enjoy helping in changing their perspective if he's able to contribute to that. He enjoys the challenge of it. He can either make his S/O better or worse, and he's all for it, (he's into that toxic love guys).
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Illuso
𖹭 When it comes to Illuso, he's an arrogant, smug and condescending bastard, but I believe it's a front, in a way. He hates vulnerability a lot, but someone humble this man. He radiates insecurity under all of that guise he has, and I feel like he needs someone who knows how to break down his walls.
𖹭 A S/O who doesn't put up with bullshit, (like Formaggio's S/O), and who is calculating in how to break a person down would probably be a good match for Illuso.
𖹭 It would probably take forever, but with patience and persistence, there's a softer, quieter side to him. He wouldn't really be one to talk about his feelings, he will ALWAYS struggle with that, but he would at least put in the effort to listen to you when you speak.
𖹭 Illuso isn't an easy one, but his S/O doesn't do easy. They're in it for the long run, and truly love him enough to stick around.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Ghiaccio
𖹭 Ghiaccio needs someone who can handle his angry outbursts and someone who's able to talk him down from his highs. Man is constantly on edge, so he needs someone to relax him. Patience and warmth is key for this man.
𖹭 He will never direct his anger at his S/O and makes a lot of effort to never do so. He would rather gnaw his own foot off before hurting his lover's feelings. With that being said, he would NOT ever be with someone who consistently teases or makes fun of him. A little light hearted teasing here and there is fine, he knows it comes from a place of love. But if it's consistent, he's really not interested.
𖹭 He is also into a person with intelligence, though he does get the thrill of teaching someone as well if they don't understand something, (although, he does get a little pissy here and there). Do not ever say Venice with this man, for your own and everyone else's sake, never even mention Venice.
𖹭 The #1 fat person lover. Loves gripping onto their fat, and LOVES how warm they are. He's a cold man, and I'm sure it can be a little exhausting being cold all the time, so he's curled up into your warmth a lot when there's free time.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Melone
𖹭 For Melone, honestly, he'd love it if his S/O is someone who listens to his ramblings and is just as interested in human biology, genetics and reproduction as he is.
𖹭 Someone who can rant with him for hours on end makes him feel a little freaky…
𖹭 But for real, he just finds intelligence so sexy, it's just his type, but combined with confidence?? Oh he's having the time of his life.
𖹭 I think he's kind of scared of having kids of his own, but actively fantasizes about starting a family with you. Your decision would be the final verdict but he's fine with either decision, he can live without having kids.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Pesci
𖹭 This sweetie needs a sweetie himself.
𖹭 Pesci, oh Pesci, this poor man has a lot of insecurities, so he finds a lot of safety and comfort in someone who is secure in themselves and offers stability as well. Someone who is able to handle when he is down on himself and quick to correct him when he's spiraling.
𖹭 This REALLY helps his confidence and makes him flourish into the man he's meant to be.
𖹭 Another man obsessed with his S/O being chubby, god it drives him crazy in the best way. LOOOOVES to cuddle so much, favorite part of his day.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Sorbert & Gelato
𖹭 They're each other's type (LOL).
𖹭 But in all seriousness, I believe they would want to find someone to balance their clashing personalities.
𖹭 Sorbert is sharp and calculating, comes off as the cold and cruel type, while Gelato comes off as more chaotic and manic, although he's a little friendlier than Sorbert is.
𖹭 A S/O who has a good head on their shoulders, able to be calculative but a risk-taker themselves would fit the couple best if they did open up their relationship.
𖹭 I don't know why, but I can also see their S/O also being an anxious type as well. I feel like they'd eat that up.
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have you done ALL of La Squadra yet? i think ghiaccio in particular would look real neat in your artstyle :)
i haven't drawn all of them (and i personally can't see myself ever doing a headcanons lineup or anything 4 them bc i'm not super invested in fleshing them out) but i've gotten a couple la squadra comms n requests here and there :) luckily for you ghiaccio is actually the member of la squadra i've drawn most behind prosciutto LMFAO
the only other two i've drawn (finished) art of are prosciutto (obviously. unfortunately) and melone, once for a comm [design by commissioner] n once for a request [random design i threw down on the fly]
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