Lunar//Getting punch drunk on the moon-shine

Scott, 28, Cis, Gay. Main blog for... Stuff

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

[spreadsopotism]

Mind People's Congress

[junk-thunder]

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[afieldinengland]

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[themainspoon]

[dustyoldclock]

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

[hellenhighwater]

The tent is up!

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hellen, the intensity and success with which you commit to The Aesthetic (TM) is honestly such an inspiration for me. I'm both in awe and inspired.

[the-big-mood]

Scooby-Doo (2002) had an incredible animated intro that was cut from the final film due to length constraints, and it’s still wild that something that good didn’t make the theatrical release

[teathattast]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[loveridden1999]

[its-not-a-pen]

this kind of weather is honestly so peak for walking. u can go so far without getting hot and sweaty

[its-not-a-pen]

FIVE whole reblogs? this is doing numbers amongst the drizzle enjoyers

[jermaine-main]

[kleefkruid]

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[spicebone]

one of my favorite genres of event. When I was going to the court for my name change I had no friends or family to come with me, so I brought my treasured possession Scary Jerry, a plastic figurine, in my pocket to act as witness.

There was a security checkpoint at the door and I emptied everything else out of my pockets into the bin, thinking to myself "this is a metal detector, it's not gonna detect the plastic thing if I leave it in my pocket." Wrong.

I walk through, the machine starts beeping, I panic because I know what's about to happen. The guard makes me empty my pockets and show him this:

[importantpics]

[godisafujoshi]

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]