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In the heart of spring, I, terrible angel,
Edith Sitwell, from “Fire of the Mind: The Complete Anthology of E. S.,” (via violentwavesofemotion)
The Zodiac Signs as Cute Things Couples do:
Aries:
Tickle attacks in bed
Pinning each other to the wall while kissing
Playfully talking about boobs
Wearing each other’s clothes
Taking showers together
Taurus:
Bringing each other food instead of flowers
Phone sex
Giving each other your food
Wake each other up with kisses
Giving each other really huge hugs when sad
Geminis:
Sendind each other selcas while pooping
Taking care of each other when drunk
Kissing their lips while they’re asleep
Putting their hands in your pockets
Staring at each other while changing
Cancer:
Calling each other cute names
Cute dates
Sending cheesy messages to each other
Cute in the daytime, rough in the nightime
Buying something because it made you remember of them
Leo:
Really great kisses
Being your trueself with each other
Making forts out of sheets and cuddle
Saying “I Love You” only when they’re asleep
Drying each other’s hair
Virgo:
Kissing the back of each other’s hand
Lip biting
Writting them notes before you leave for work/school
Holding each other’s faces before kissing
Picking them up at work
Libra:
Piggy-back rides
Stealing kisses from each other
Pulling each other closer to sleep
Kissing each other on the forehead
Falling asleep in each other’s arms
Scorpio:
Sex against the walls
Argue really badly and then make up with sex
Being jealous about everyone around you
Leaving really strong hickeys on each other
Enjoying each other’s natural scent
Saggitarius:
Calling him “Daddy” to tease him
Making trips together
Droping everything when they say that they “really need you right now”
Peeing while the other is taking a shower
Watching soccer games together
Capricorn:
Wiping each other’s mouth when eating
Grocery shopping together
Staying up all night just talking
Fix each other’s hair
Being nervous for meeting each other’s family
Aquarius:
Kissing each other’s neck and collarbone randomly
Spooning
Cooking each other’s favourite dish
Taking care of each other when sick
Knowing all each other’s preferences
Pisces:
Doing dirty jokes to tease each other
Getting jealous easily
Maintaining eye contact during sex
Backhugs
Wet kisses
What is the best gift you can give to a libra woman?
A personality
Flirt with me wtf
taurus/libra sun, fire/11th house venus, air mars
“SO, SWEET VENUS, TELL ME—WHO DO YOU LOVE?”
venus in aries/first house/aspecting mars: falls in love with themselves, and/or people who remind them of themselves; falls in love with physical beauty; falls in love with the appearance instead of the depths of a person; falls in love with their own reflection, compulsively drawn to the mirror; falls in love with new faces—new acquaintances, new co-workers, new classmates, etc.; falls in love with nymphets and nubiles; falls in love with the concept of ‘love at first sight’
venus in taurus/second house/venus dominant: falls in love with people they can trust; falls in love with people they can depend on without question—protectors and providers; falls in love with material things; falls in love with their favorite things—blanket, bear, crystal, jewel, etc.; falls in love with their hairdresser, masseuse, fitness coach—basically, people who help them with every-day luxuries and self-care rituals
venus in gemini/third house/aspecting mercury: falls in love with people they can twin with; falls in love with people who remind them of a brother or sister; strong sibling dynamic—falling in love with those who bring the energy of either a sibling bond, or a sibling rivalry; falls in love with names instead of people—might marry someone with their favorite name, actually feeling more palpably attracted to someone with a name they favor; falls in love with the way someone communicates, the way someone talks, a voice; falls in love with multiple people at the same time
venus in cancer/fourth house/aspecting moon: falls in love with mommy; falls in love with mother figures; falls in love with people that regress them; falls in love with people that contain every aspect of who they are without question, and grants them the freedom they had in childhood, as an adult; falls in love with introverts; falls in love with voyeuristic people, people who will give them the feeling of being watched and watched over, like they were when they were children; falls in love with the concept of ‘soulmates’
venus in leo/fifth house/aspecting sun: falls in love with people who inspire them; falls in love with muses, or people who possess and express the qualities of their inner daemon, their inner genii; falls in love with extroverts; falls in love with exhibitionists, people who love being watched by them, so they can turn them into art, into music, into poetry—any number of creative projects
venus in virgo/sixth house/aspecting mercury: falls in love with subordinates, specialists, workaholics, nerds, maidens, shy girls, sweet boys, wallflowers; falls in love with a person’s quirks and particularities instead of the whole person; falls in love with fetishes instead of humans; falls in love with co-workers; falls in love with people they can utilize—the handyman, the mechanic, the gardener, the secretary, etc.; falls in love with the concept of ‘true love’
venus in libra/seventh house/venus dominant: falls in love with their complete opposite—opposites attract; falls in love with stereotypes; falls in love with hubby/wifey material; falls in love with those who are already taken or married—they are serial daters, or serial cheaters, or serial mistresses/playboys, or have multiple marriages/partnerships under their belt; falls in love with romance instead of authentic, raw relationship; falls in love with the concept of ‘twin flames’
venus in scorpio/eighth house/aspecting pluto: falls in love with trouble; falls in love with bad boys and bad girls, libertines and femme fatales, criminals, deviants, addicts; falls in love with a person’s shadow side, ignoring the lighter or more mundane aspects of a person’s identity—only wants to bring out the person’s worst, their jealousy, possessiveness, anger, vengefulness; falls in love with the occult and occult adepts; falls in love with the devil; falls in love with a person who has already passed over to the other side—obsessing over their remaining history, image, memorabilia; falls in love with the concept of ‘fatal attraction’
venus in sagittarius/ninth house/aspecting jupiter: falls in love with gurus, teachers, preachers, mentors; falls in love with classmates; falls in love with sages and shamans; falls in love with foreigners; falls in love with a culture, a country, treating travel like a love affair; falls in love with knowledge or religion itself, and resists more personal relationships; falls in love with graven images and idols and what they represent; falls in love with archetypes instead of people; falls in love with the concept of ‘love conquers all’
venus in capricorn/tenth house/aspecting saturn: falls in love with daddy; falls in love with father figures; falls in love with people they admire, people they look up to, people they want to emulate, people they fear and revere; falls in love with their own projected image, their public image; falls in love with the public; falls in love with masters, leaders, bosses; falls in love with their profession, or becomes utterly devoted to their personal aspirations, treating them like a lover does a beloved; falls in love with role models, even historical figures who have passed on; falls in love with self-development, success, and successful people; falls in love with a person’s uniform, title, honors
venus in aquarius/eleventh house/aspecting uranus: falls in love with their personal genius, in perpetual awe of their creative ingenuity; falls in love with their utopian ideal of the perfect man or woman, never giving up their vision to settle down in a real relationship; falls in love with a “type” over and over again, instead of a particular, individualized person; falls in love with tomboys, sissy boys, androgynes; falls in love with outcasts, viragos, saints, revolutionaries; falls in love with what is “different” for difference sake; falls in love with the homie; falls in love with a cause; falls in love with an internet stranger
venus in pisces/twelfth house/aspecting neptune: falls in love with love; falls in love with god and/or goddess; falls in love with fictional characters from series, films, literature, etc.; falls in love with art and artists, music and musicians, pornography and porn stars; falls in love with strippers and prostitutes; falls in love with secret enemies; falls in love with people they can never consummate union with; falls in love with their therapist; falls in love with victims; falls in love with the wounded, the broken; falls in love with healers, and mystics; falls in love with the concept of ‘fairy-tale’ love
—(also applicable to the sign on your seventh house cusp, and the planets residing in the seventh house of your natal chart)
The Moon Signs Worst Traits
Aries Moon: Your impulsivity. You’ve probably heard it a thousand times before, you’re probably trying to change it already but your impulsive nature often brings you into unnecessary arguments and trouble. You might even see this as a sort of strength, saying what’s on your mind, but you do not recognize how this negatively effects your relationships and the people around you. Being outspoken is fine but this turning into taking out your feelings onto others is not.
Taurus Moon: Your kindness. This might sound backwards but your inherently helpful attitude is your biggest downfall. You constantly offering everyone a helping hand makes you very observant to when you do not get offered the same. You usually try to tough these negative feelings out but do tend to fall victim to them and turn bitter, killing yourself with your own kindness.
Gemini Moon: Your facade. You’re probably sick of hearing about how “fake” you are already but this is not what this is about. Rather, you tend to put on a happy mask and deny yourself your feelings and concentrate on the ones of others. This leads you to self-sabotage and hinder both your emotional growth and your ability to truly connect with others. You’re denying yourself the chance of genuine human connection, but might even feel like you’re not even worth it.
Cancer Moon: Your attachments. You’re unable to let things go, whether it be people, relationships or objects. You latch onto them and try to do everything possible to prevent them from going and even after they do, you dwell in memories. Let your wounds heal and let your grudges go, it is unhealthy for you to live in memories and stay in unfulfilling relationships.
Leo Moon: Your fear of emotions. You’re constantly out there, presenting yourself, putting yourself out there and into the spotlight, but when it comes to actually talking about your emotions you suddenly turn quiet. You don’t have to fear your act fading after you reveal your true emotions. It’s okay to let things out. Nobody will think differently of you. Let others get to know you.
Virgo Moon: Your perfectionism. You are your worst critic, constantly comparing yourself, grading yourself, never enough for yourself. The sound of your parents echoes in your thoughts and does not let you rest and you do not recognize how much you really do, especially for others and how grateful they are for you. Your worth is not measured by your usefulness and the worth of others isn’t as well. Don’t project your inner anxieties onto them.
Libra Moon: Your indecisiveness. You’re constantly questioning who you are, who you want to be, who you want others to be, if you want to be others, if you want others to be with you. You make yourself unable to form an identity and instead base it around others. Don’t simply mirror actions and only let your shadow show in the dark. Grow your own wings.
Scorpio Moon: Your need for control. Don’t you get tired of constantly sabotaging situations and yourself just so you can be in and feel like you’re in control? Even when you know you’re acting irrational, you keep acting out to get the validation you crave. Let go for once. Don’t claw at things or open new wounds just to feel something. Just let yourself fall.
Sagittarius Moon: Your lack of perspective. You pride yourself on knowing a lot, on being open-minded, on being a free spirit but when it comes to it you’re the most close-minded of them all. You’re stuck in your own viewpoint which leads to accidental and not so accidental insensitivity and others thinking you are stuck up. Widen your horizons for real for once. Let others offer their opinion, consider someone elses viewpoint before doing or saying something, follow your own advice.
Capricorn Moon: Your inferiority complex. You don’t like to admit it, but you love one-upping others, you love rising above, you love fulfilling the expectations others and you have set upon you. At the same time, you feel extremely anxious and despair when you cannot do that. Your inherent need to stand at the top, to prove yourself, makes you come off wrong and standoffish and tears your self-esteem to shreds. Remember that you are your own person.
Aquarius Moon: Your egoism. You parade yourself around as a welcoming, friendly, chill person but in reality you are stuck in your own little world and are offended when anyone questions it. You’ve found out the world’s secrets but only apply it to yourself, you hide yourself in your bubble to not face your own faults and instead point the finger at others. Stop only focusing on yourself. Realize and admit your mistakes to let yourself blossom into the wonder you’re destined to be.
Pisces Moon: Your martyr complex. You see yourself as someone nice, someone who wants to help others, people in need. You want to bear their sins, to fix them, but while you try to do that you see them as nothing but things to project onto. You’re unintentionally manipulative, skilled in making yourself look like the innocent lamb. Stop trying to be the perfect human who never does wrong. Accept yourself as a faulty human. Use your love for good, not to validate yourself.
Planets in the 11th House: Friends
Sun in the 11th: May attract more male friends or “masculine” friends. May have competitive, attention-grabbing, and individualistic friends. Can attract generous, faithful, and passionate people. Sun in the 11th could wrap their identity around groups, friendship, organizations, and the collective.
Moon in the 11th: May attract more female friends or “feminine” friends. There is a dynamic between clingy and detached or even flaky friends, finding it hard to obtain that perfect balance with people. Can attract friends who are caring, intuitive, sensitive, creative, possibly manipulative or possessive. Emotional self can depend on the state of their friendships or placement in a group. Cares deeply for their friends.
Mercury in the 11th: Attracts all types of friends but tends to make the closest bonds or most frequent bonds with those they can talk to and make a mental connection with. Caring too much about popularity can be a negative for this placement. They may seek out companions they deem as socially savvy or intellectually showy.
Venus in the 11th: Tends to attract more female friends or “feminine” friends, but some believe Venus also attracts plenty of the “opposite sex” in friendship (alluding to individuals who likely want to be more than friends). For that last bit, is this really friendship? This is looked at as a favorable placement, typically attracting friends who are cooperative and caring. They may attract those who can compliment them. Makes one-on-one bonds quickly and see’s their friends as a partner or teammate.
Mars in the 11th: Tends to attract more male or “masculine” friends. They attract people who are passionate, energetic, confident, and ambitious. They connect with others via passion and drive. Their friendships tend to be strong and maybe intense. They like friends who can challenge them but this can lead into heated arguments and feelings that can tear a friendship apart. Friendship and rivalry can have thin lines at times. A good friendship has mutual respect and admiration, both can keep up with each other’s energy, and they aren’t afraid to call each other out or “bring it”.
Jupiter in the 11th: Similar to Mercury could attract a variety of pals. Typically loud, funny, energetic, extroverted people enter their inner circle or catch their attention. They develop closer bonds with those who share in their beliefs or vision. Jupiter usually being looked at as the “positive” or “lucky” planet also indicates joyful friendships, many times “getting lucky” with their friends or connections. Maybe this just means having good quality companions or maybe they befriend the right people at the right time.
Saturn in the 11th: May have friends who are older than them. Makes a connection with people who are mature and reliable. Could befriend those who helps them get ahead. They attract friends who they can create a long-term bond with.
Uranus in the 11th: Befriends individuals, rebels, maybe those who are taboo, loners, the eccentric. They get to know a lot of different type of people in life. Does well in a group setting but can struggle to get super close to individuals. May have many pen pals or long-distance friends. Values respect and support and learns through many interesting bonds what friendship is all about.
Neptune in the 11th: Tends to attract friends who are artistic, intuitive, sensitive, and maybe even spiritual. They may be pulled towards individuals who need their help. Can easily read their friends, understands people on a deep level. Is a very giving friend and can attract those who are compassionate.
Pluto in the 11th: Doesn’t always feel comfortable in big groups or even being part of a group or organization. Can attract the deep, artistic, and emotionally stimulating but is known more so in seeking out friends who they respect, believe in, and who they think won’t let them down. Gets attached to friends and groups. They want passion and power within the organizations they belong to.
the negative moon signs
Aries Moon: completely unreasonable, bipolar syndrome in person. they have NOTHING about their life under control and take it out on their closest people and then act like you ruined their lives Taurus Moon: completely self-absorbed, they will not give 2 fucks about you if it doesn’t somehow benefit or concern them, they are also never at fault and take NO ONE but themselves serious Gemini Moon: manipulative as fuck, since they are good at talking they will use that to manipulate you and guilt trip you. they demand the world and if you dont give it to them youre out. abusive assholes. Cancer Moon: will pity themselves to the end of time. they will dismiss problems just to create more about themselves, they have nothing to do with themselves besides that Leo Moon: they love to talk about themselves, can’t properly communicate with people unless they are babied to do so, maturity level of a 12 year old kid Virgo Moon: pretend to be goody two shoes just to avoid drama and then talk shit behind your back, will absolutely ghost you if you don’t benefit them in any way Libra Moon: oblivious cry babies, they will start drama they can’t finish and walk off being fucking pitiful until someone confronts them about it Scorpio Moon: hypocrites, will paint you as the asshole and then act the exact same way towards you out of spite. anything involving emotion they will make about themselves because apparently nobody ever felt more pain than they did Sagittarius Moon: they lie to your face because they are cowards who can’t develop serious emotions or attachments. don’t rely on them since they will definitely be the one to back stab you and leave you hanging Capricorn Moon: they will prefer their own twisted logic over your problems and emotions. they will throw you away the second they will find someone better since anything that isn’t practical to them is useless Aquarius Moon: emotional constipation in human form, they will deceive and lie about emotions to confuse people because of their insecurities. they will talk about honesty and realness but shamelessly lie straight to your face for their own benefit Pisces Moon: they talk a lot of shit in the heat of the moment to hurt you and then say “it was just a little argument why do you make such a big deal out of it.” they expect everyone to excuse them for their shit behavior. they looove to make themselves victims and if you even say one thing about them they will be sure to make you seem like the worst person on earth
the signs as the six types of love
Eros // passionate, physical, and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love — Taurus, Cancer
Ludus // a love that is played as a game of a sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once — Aries, Sagittarius
Storge // an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity — Virgo, Gemini
Pragma // love that is driven by the head, not the heart — Capricorn, Aquarius
Mania // obsessive love; experience great emotional high and lows; very possessive and often jealous lovers — Leo, Scorpio
Agape // selfless, altruistic love; spiritual — Libra, Pisces
the signs bitch types
the alpha bitch: Libra, Scorpio, Leo
the quiet bitch: Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius
the nice bitch: Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer
the lil bitch: Pisces, Gemini, Aquarius
What The Mercury Signs Talk About
Aries / 1st: themselves, their achievements, their passions, their appearance Taurus / 2nd: what they find beautiful, their aesthetics, food, creative topics, their possessions Gemini / 3rd: their intellect, their experiences, what excites them, literally everything Cancer / 4th: their family, food, movies, tv shows, their comforts, their home Leo / 5th: their family, what they’re proud of, their accomplishments, the arts Virgo / 6th: their career, what makes them anxious, their intellect, their plans, their health Libra / 7th: their appearance, relationships, love, their aesthetics, beauty Scorpio / 8th: the meaning of life, mysteries, psychology, death, their observations Sagittarius / 9th: their experiences, religion, places they’ve been to / want to go to, politics, society, theories Capricorn / 10th: their goals in life, history, genealogy, their reputation, their ambitions Aquarius / 11th: bizarre topics, conspiracies, technology, debates, societal standards (may crack a weird joke every 2 seconds) Pisces / 12th: their dreams, spirituality, psychic abilities, the unknown, their fears, the arts
Midheaven & Appearance
Just like the rising sign the midheaven also plays a major role in determining the physical appearance and the physical attributes, mainly the way in which you present yourself out to the world hence the midheaven is known as the “house of representation” the career status and what people mainly see when you present yourself out there into the world.
Aries MC: presenting oneself in a forceful way, having a deep raw sexual vibe that may come off as intimidating and powerful to other people. These people may exhibit qualities of sensuality and they may be naturally seductive without trying to be.
Taurus MC: presenting oneself in a sensual way, they may be very creative and will express that beauty within them to shine on the surface. They will have a very distinctive feature about them maybe the lips or the eyes that stands out in some way and may be considered very sexy.
Gemini MC: presenting oneself in a very sultry way, have the tendency of being very slutty without trying to be. Will be almost childlike and playful around others. They will sometimes come off as too overly assertive with their desires.
Cancer MC: presenting oneself with an aura of mystery, they will be somewhat closed off from the world around them. They will have a very closed off sensuality. They are usually very passionate and will be rather your more private with you if they do not trust you fully.
Leo MC: presenting oneself with fiery passion, they will have an aura of sexuality that will emit to the surface one way or another. They will be rather confident in their approach to things and will possibly charm people with their looks to get what they want.
Virgo MC: presenting oneself in a very innocent way, will seem as if they are very reserved. They will not necessarily show all parts of themselves to you unless they fully trust you. They will have this hidden strong sensuality.
Libra MC: presenting oneself in a very graceful way, they will have lots of passion in whatever they are doing. They are very sensual and knows exactly how to persuade people in getting what they want.
Scorpio MC: presenting oneself in a very closed off way, not too fond of trusting people. They will have an oozing sexuality that may be slightly strong and may intimidate some individuals. They may also come across as reserved and closed off from the world around them.
Sagittarius MC: presenting oneself in a very playful childlike way, may be very naughty, would have this look like they want to take you right here and right now. They will be pretty adventurous and will enjoy telling lots of stories.
Capricorn MC: presenting oneself in a serious daunting way, will be ratherly closed off and majority of the time expressionless. Will have a sexy seriousness about them that may intimidate other people or make them hesitant to approach this MC.
Aquarius MC: presenting oneself in a more unorthodox way, they will have a sensuality of playfulness about them. They may at times seem ratherly detached and cold even logical as well, other times they may seem playful and happy even a bit flirtatious.
Pisces MC: presenting oneself in a passive sensual way, they may have an aura of innocence and another of deceit. They seem as if they are never fully telling you the truth and covering up their tracks and most of the time they may seem as if they got their heads in the clouds.
cancer mc✨✨🥺
Moon in Aries - the baby is problematic
Moon in Taurus - the baby wont eat without a silver spoon
Moon in Gemini - the baby is bored and talking to itself again
Moon in Cancer - the baby is crying and asking for you again
Moon in Leo - the baby is bossy and demanding
Moon in Virgo - the baby is meticulously particular
Moon in Libra - the baby is lonely
Moon in Scorpio - the baby is a ghost
Moon in Sagittarius - the baby is hyperactive
Moon in Capricorn - the baby wants to grow up already
Moon in Aquarius - the baby is telepathic
Moon in Pisces - the baby is still sleeping
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what the rising signs are attracted to
aries: independence, pretty eyes, jawline, athleticism, flirtatiousness, someone who will chase them/someone they can chase, conventional attractiveness tbh
taurus: deep/pretty voice, humbleness, touchiness, people with money, people who are secure mentally and irl
cancer: softness (body and demeanor), nurturing, dimples, great cuddlers, good with kids
gemini: nice hands, good sense of humor, very smart, tall people, dirty/flirty talk, good conversationalists, artistic people
leo: popularity, self-sufficiency, good ass hair, ambition, good with kids, athleticism
virgo: attentiveness, hippie outlook on life, good cooks, again people who are secure mentally and irl, people who will follow their rules/people who will give them rules
libra: great smile, wealthy, dark hair, fun and popular, also tall people, classic rom-com acts of love, teasing
scorpio: someone willing to divulge their whole life to them, honesty, unique or roman noses, some dangerousness oo, little bit of drama or conflict, “forbidden love”
sagittarius: nice thighs/legs/ass, spontaneity, big dick energy (lol jk), a cosmopolitan, people who will experiment, not big into commitment, people who love travel or are from a different country or place
capricorn: authority, determination, responsibility, dominance or submissiveness, people who can command a room, good bone structure, natural beauty, good brows
aquarius: intelligence, playfulness, little bit of mystery, open mindedness, people who will try anything once, cultured people
pisces: meaningful intimacy, absolute commitment bordering on obsession, “bad” boys/girls, someone they can “help”
* if you can’t relate, maybe take a gander at your venus/mars/7th house sign to see if that’s a better fit *
honestly… one of the realist posts on rising signs i’ve read.
This post didn’t have to do me like that
i keep seeing people say the sag one is super accurate for them and i love it, my sag rising ass knows what’s up 😤🤘🤘
as a cancer rising… meh
what your moon sign says about you
the moon sign is so important. it’s the first thing i want to mention to people learning about astrology, because although your chart is much like a jigsaw puzzle, your moon sign is one of the biggest pieces. much like the sun sign, it makes up a vast amount of who you are. your moon sign rules over your emotions, your impulses, and the deepest, most personal version of you. your sun sign is who you are when you’re in your element, most comfortable, around the people you trust. your moon sign is the inner workings of you every single day. the decisions you make, the way you perceive your emotions, and your viewpoint on the world are all products of your moon sign. so learn a bit about yourself!
☽ moon in aries ☾ : if your moon is in aries, you’re quite a character! passionate, impulsive, and excitable, you are fast paced and see nothing as impossible! you’re bound to have very strong emotions, be them good or bad, and you let them rule your every decision (though your decisions can hardly be called decisions; you just do what you want). nothing is ever boring with a moon in aries around! good qualities: passionate, spontaneous, ambitious, optimistic bad qualities: impatient, moody, hot-headed, dramatic
☽ moon in taurus ☾ : if your moon is in taurus, your personality can be best described as warm. you are affectionate, patient, and kind, and you’re a slave to routine. you want every day to be predictable, because you’re most comfortable following a pattern! your love for your family, close friends, and partner is gentle and unwavering, and you will stick by the people you care about through thick and thin. good qualities: kind, loyal, frugal, fair bad qualities: stubborn, materialistic, unforgiving
☽ moon in gemini ☾ : if your moon is in gemini you’re one of the most fast-paced moon signs. sociable, funny, and friendly, you’re much like aries in your impulsiveness, but unlike the fire sign which is unwavering, you’re an ever-changing person. you probably find yourself taking on traits of those around you, and constantly reinventing your style, because you can’t stand being the same person every day! good qualities: interesting, funny, organized, intelligent bad qualities: noncommittal, restless, rude
☽ moon in cancer ☾ : cancer moons are the most in-touch with their feelings of all the moon signs. if your moon is in cancer, you always know what you’re feeling, and always know what the people around you are feeling as well. you have great intuition, and that combined with your maternal nature makes you a wonderful friend, partner, and parent. good qualities: caring, empathetic, loyal, nurturing bad qualities: pessimistic, insecure, finicky, self-absorbed
☽ moon in leo ☾ : if your moon is in leo, you’re incredibly generous. you express your emotions by giving all you can to others, especially those you love. you enjoy showering those around you in gifts, compliments, and affection, but you expect to be treated the same! you love to help others, and give some of the best advice. you feel your best when surrounded by people who care about you, and probably hate being alone. good qualities: organized, loving, generous, responsible bad qualities: dramatic, needy, bossy, materialistic
☽ moon in virgo ☾ : if your moon is in virgo, you’re obsessed with detail and simplicity all at once. you like to keep a routine that’s to a t, but prefer to walk through life without doing anything incredible. you’re happy just blending in with the crowd, and doing small things to make a difference! you show your love in tiny gestures, like packing someone’s lunch or doing their laundry, and prefer not to get too sappy about it. you’d rather not make a big splash about anything! good qualities: reliable, organized, selfless bad qualities: insecure, withdrawn, apathetic
☽ moon in libra ☾ : if your moon is in libra, you want someone by your side at all times. you feel most comfortable when you’re in a relationship and quite insecure when you’re alone. you usually want everything to be perfect, almost unrealistically so, and you stress a lot about the little things. you have great social skills and likely lots of friends, and love being surrounded by them. good qualities: adaptable, charming, sympathetic bad qualities: overindulgent, indecisive, dependent to a fault
☽ moon in scorpio ☾ : if your moon is in scorpio, you’re intense in everything you do. from your interests to your relationships to what you eat for dinner, everything is a big deal. you probably like horror, mythology or astrology, and take great interest in the strange and the unknown. you have a constant thirst for excitement, and if there is none, you’ll create it. your presence is unmistakable. good qualities: passionate, charismatic, ambitious, complex bad qualities: possessive, dramatic, hot-tempered, may be disloyal
☽ moon in sagittarius ☾ : if your moon is in sagittarius, you are a free spirit. a sagittarius moon loves adventure, excitement, and change in their life. if any sign is likely to be a modern-day nomad that lives in a camper and crosses country, it’s a sagittarius moon. a sag moon living a conventional life is the type to pick you up at three a.m. to take you to mcdonald’s. they can’t stand doing things the same way twice. good qualities: fun, fast-paced, spontaneous, passionate bad qualities: irresponsible, flighty, rude, unreliable
☽ moon in capricorn ☾ : if you have a capricorn moon, you are an old soul. you’re practical and constantly striving for success, and you’re so driven that you’re bound to get where you want to be. emotions are not your strong suit, and many capricorn moons may remain single throughout their life, simply because they’d rather worry about themselves. reserved but not selfish, a cap moon is not very social. good qualities: ambitious, intelligent, logical, even-tempered bad qualities: insecure, unaffectionate, anxious
☽ moon in aquarius ☾ : if your moon is in aquarius, you march to the beat of your own drum. an aqua moon feels set apart from others, and tends to act as an outsider looking in; they don’t believe anyone can truly understand them. they’re funny, independent, and kind, and their intuition and observance makes them some of the best therapists, case workers, and even lawyers. good qualities: independent, intuitive, idealistic, funny bad qualities: egotistical, moody, distant
☽ moon in pisces ☾ : if you’re a pisces moon, you have incredible compassion that’s unmatched by any other sign. you identify with everyone in some way, because you have a sense of empathy and don’t struggle to walk in another’s shoes. you’re dreamy, optimistic, and romantic, and sometimes you lose touch with reality. you may be referred to as a “sponge”, because you soak up the emotions you’re surrounded by, and it’s easy for you to lose yourself in others’ problems, forgetting to take time to care for yourself first. good qualities: empathetic, selfless, thoughtful, idealistic bad qualities: impracticle, dependent, sensitive, may be a doormat
Most to Least Funniest Signs
Sagittarius/Gemini Aquarius Leo Scorpio Aries Libra Taurus Cancer Virgo Pisces Capricorn
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Mars Signs and Sex ♂
Use Mars sign!!! You could also look at Venus, Sun, or 8th house cusp, but they would have a lesser effect. Aspects to mars and house position will influence this.
Aries: Quick to get aroused, little foreplay. Rough and aggressive sex. Hair pulling. Selfish in bed. Probably really like doggystyle, and having sex against a desk or a table. They don’t last long but they’re always up for a second round. Unexpected sex, be ready to do it anywhere.
Taurus: Sensual. Great stamina, sex goes for a long time and incorporates a lot of foreplay. One of the more vanilla signs, but they do rule the throat so choking may occur. Steady rhythm, they really penetrate you or want the same done to them. Can be submissive, usually let their partner do the work. Have their habits in bed.
Gemini: Dirty talk. They like a fast paced rhythm and really enjoy oral. Really good with their fingers, they like they’re partner to be vocal in bed. Need variety to keep them interested, usually like to try everything at least once. Generally dislike long sessions, but are up for doing it several times a day.
Cancer: Honestly they might be into the whole slave act, submissive. Missionary, kissing while making eye contact.The idea of getting pregnant can turn them on. Romantic in bed. Loves having their nipples played with or doing the same to their partner.
Leo: Dominant in bed, they want to hear how good they are so they pay a lot of attention to their partner. Tbh probably likes to watch themselves have sex, home pornos or mirror sex. Sex acts are a show for them, they’ll dress up and set the scene, might do some sexy dancing/stripping. If you’re selfish in bed or don’t acknowledge them they’re gone.
Virgo: Very submissive, probably likes the whole ‘babygirl/princess’’ thing. Also enjoy the slave concept. Focused on pleasing their partner rather than themselves. Roleplaying that its their first time would turn them on i imagine. Cuckold.
Libra: They want a balance between pleasure that is given and received. Picky about the setting, not into rough or vulgar sex. Traditional positions, missionary. Honestly they like to watch sex acts, threesomes maybe but thats for the more out there ones.
Scorpio: Either really dominant or submissive, they like power plays. Lots of stamina, powerful rhythm. Probably likes things like ropes and handcuffs, they like to break taboos. Pain turns them on, probably likes biting and scratching. Hickeys to show possession.
Sagittarius: Quick, light-hearted sex. Rapid rhythm. Probably likes having sex outside. Cowgirl position. They don’t like to spend too much time and are usually not interested in a romantic element. Can be selfish. Need constant change of stimulation to keep them interested, be adventurous. Ass-grabbing and spanking.
Capricorn: Very kinky, dominant in bed. Roleplays involving them being a police officer or an authority figure of some kind. Probably also likes handcuffs and ropes, although never on themselves. Better than average stamina, lots of force and determination in their rhythm lmao. Daddy doms.
Aquarius: This is the one sign that would try those kamasutra positions. Likes toys, vibrators ect. Risky sex where they can get caught. Webcam sex. Detached during sex. Taboo things, like to break the barriers. Group sex. Probably not too into the traditional positions.
Pisces: Honestly open to anything, they will play any role they have to. Their default is very submissive, focused on your pleasure but it comes naturally to them. Generally isn’t into the rough stuff, but can be open to it. Probs like sex under the influence. Fantasies are a big thing. Sex in the shower.
Note:This isn’t aimed solely at straight cis individuals, you can penetrate someone with a lot of things lol.