this is heaven & i'd die for it

[gjengangeren]

[orcboxer]

target audience

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[evilwizard]

did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”

[evilwizard]

be forewarned! the chariot does release a terrible curse that ravages the sky and boils the sea. but the King’s coffers are rich with coin from the Dragonbone Ichor Council, so there aren’t many alternatives <|:^/

[sandmandaddy69]

[rotting-gorewhoree]

[vampyygirl]

she's my mother

[eyesaremosa1cs]

via

[arqueete]

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you

[effemimaniac]

nurturing this post while it's young

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.

[kosmogrl]

[shithowdy]

"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

[shithowdy]

it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

[daily-spooky]

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

[muffinshark]

🪽🐍 lost rembrandt portraits

[wiiwheel]

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.