EMILY DENNY

writing | comedy | good causes

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

“fox mulder wouldnt wear a mask” fox mulder would buy matching alien mask for him and scully shut the fuck up

[pyrrhiccomedy]

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

[powerfulwizard]

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

[lunchboxlover]

She dug her keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive and carved her name into his leather seats she did not come to make friends.

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

timmy turner was a horrible person

[maxknightley]

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

[zennistrad]

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

[dracunculia]

FUCKING WHAT

[brangdangowitz-deactivated20201]

Wait what

[concernedacfan]

In case if yall don’t think its true…..

[vampirezigzagoon]

[agfukagfsaglfhalgadhgdsgds-deac]

the FUCK

[profeminist]

Source

[respectfulmemes]

[leeleeleelee]

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #661:

create villains your readers want to have sex with. this is the only way to properly ensure people will read your novel

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

“If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence” is possibly the greatest sentence i’ve read so far this year

[campingcore]

tag yourself im the people in the notes screaming “just bc small coffee shop owners dont have the means to carry out assassinations doesnt mean they arent still trying to make positive changes where they can and a small win is still a win” WHAT THE FUC KSFADLKFJFSLKFJFJ

[misterhayden]

[rejectedprincesses]

Anne Farquharson-Mackintosh (1725-1787): the Lady Who Became a Colonel

Yeah, I’m not super clear on what that song at the end means either. But it’s accurate!

Full entry (with footnotes) here. Book 2 available here. Patreon here. Art notes after the cut.

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[cgpjokes]

[ruinedchildhood]

what’s going on

[turing-tested]

avatar aang is…..my dad

[shitbrick]

explain

[turing-tested]

disappeared when i needed him most

[turing-tested]

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

[shitbrick]

suck my waluweenie

[turing-tested]

D:

[dopeybeauty]

enough about big moods,

what the small mood???

[flapperwitch]

isn’t that just “lowkey”?

[dopeybeauty]

look buddy, I don’t know the marvels, lowkey or a hemsworth. i’m just Looking For Small Moods. Do not contact me again

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

takes communist literature down to my local bog and unionises the toads

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[fullmetalfisting]

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

[saiasus]

me: can you pass me the gatorade?

coyote: which color?

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

[realfootage]

[coke-hoe-nyt-crab]

me every friday night

[2jp]

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

[lowfatwordsalad]

is this who now