sick shit.

i think we're all addicted

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[spokenitalics]

@ mutuals this is how i see us

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

imma be 40 years old on tumblr.com like… just filed for life insurance lads

[zestyblog]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[boycomics]

true romance

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chabochi]

[loavfer]

always reblog the bog hogs

[something-that-needs-nothing]

source: trip advisor???????????? 

[calebwittebane]

they are the trip advisors and they will lead you safely through the bog :)

[pressedfloral]

This Valentine’s Day we’re falling in love with ourselves

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

[insomniac-arrest]

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

[ampervadasz]

[gravebugg]

[thenatsdorf]

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

[bae-in-maine]

My heart

[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[nerdymouse]

Things that reduce abortion:

Livable wages

Affordable/free healthcare

Affordable housing

Affordable education

Sex education

Access to contraception

[tobeyisprochoice]

Things that do not reduce abortions:

• Criminalizing abortion • Abstinence-only education

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]