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Cyberpunk 2077 Tyger Claws by Michal Dziekan
If Eddie doesnât call Venom love in Venom 2 then Iâm suing
courtesy of Babish
5 things I did not expect about comics-verse!Eddie Brock
Since the film came out last year (yes, I know, Iâm always just barely collecting my thoughts long after everyone else has moved on), I have read (and reread) a lot of old Venom comics, fallen hard for the character, and been surprised at every turn. To follow are just a few of my favourite discoveries.
1.      Eddie Brock canonically spent most of the 90âs naked under his symbiote
âYouâre welcome.
Yes, okay, there are a few titles that insist on putting real boxers underneath, but buck-naked!Eddie is still a regular recurring character.
I mean, if you had an alien symbiote that could shapeshift into any piece of clothing you wanted, would you bother to keep buying underwear?
âItâs important to open with the picture most likely to upset tumblrâs censors
We may never get definitive answers about the symbioteâs role in Eddieâs sex life, but it is 100% canon that it has touched his junk.
2.      Eddie Brock makes no sense
He really doesnât. Look, if Marvel had come to me in the late 80âs with the idea of having Spideyâs creepy, clingy alien symbiote suit sprout giant teeth and bond with a new villain who was really into it, nothing I came up with would have looked anything like the Eddie Brock we got.
I mean, itâs not for nothing that every time in the last 20 years heâs been reimagined for a new audience, weâve wound up with some sad loser in a hoodie.
Instead of, well, THIS guy.
And that might be the best thing about him. But let me tell you about original!flavour Eddie Brock.
Eddie Brock is a disgraced former journalist powered by testosterone and daddy issues, with a pinch of catholic guilt for flavour. When his reputation crumbled and his career came tumbling down around his ears, he dealt with it by pumping weights until he had a physique like a pro-wrestler preparing to arm-wrestle the Hulk.
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Deadpool and Cable in a nutshell
Deadpool: -sees Cable- There he is, my large husband, my sweet metal archangel whom I love, my precious psychic mutant babe, my everything, my allâŠ
Cable: Hi, Wade.
Deadpool: Wassup, you fucking asshole?
before and after work
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
The scream always takes me out đ€Ł
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I rarely use tumblr anymore, but Iâm deadass so proud of myself. I finished this part in my fanfic. Itâs 100k words. Itâs one of my favourite ships/OT3 lol. Itâs a big thing to me, Iâve never thought Iâd actually finish something like this. I know not many people are into McR76 but if you are, Iâd love a read and comments/feedback/etc. Itâs 26 chapters long too.
Itâs McR76. Theyâre poly and itâs healthy and loving and caring. They go through some hard shit and they have happy moments. It starts out more McReyes and kind of morphs into McR76 and stays kind of well mixed. They all have their own moments of pairings and such.
If you do read it, thanks, thatâs really cool. Iâd even love a message on here. I just love these 3 men together.
okay yall there is zero subtext in the favouriteâŠâŠ. the plot is licherally rachel weisz eating queen olivia colmanâs p*ssy and ruling the kingdom then emma stone being like SIKE i got a mouth too bitchÂ
Venom 2 opens:
We see Eddieâs back as he enters his apartment. Only his back. Can barely see around him into the apartment.
As he comes in, he calls out, âhey babe can you preheat the oven for me?â Leaving the unknowing audience members to assume he has a new girlfriend. But then a tendril of Venom shoots out and presses buttons on the oven, while the deep voice rumbles out, âSure, Eddie.â
And thatâs how we break it to the crowd that Eddie and the symbiote are together.
Scene.
The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying
straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words âher girlfriendâ or âhis boyfriendâ or how I ascend to heaven when I hear âher wifeâ and âhis husbandâ
Female customer: âI donât have a rewards card but my partner might.â
Me, ears perking up: âGreat! Can I have their name?â
Customer: âItâs Stephanie ____â
Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap Iâm not alone
These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy
When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant womanâs door and she said sheâd âhave to talk to the missusâ in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that Iâm not homophobic Iâm just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana
My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:
Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride
Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers
Denver Zoo: theyâre fucking, lorie.
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