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how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didnāt wanna reblog this just cos it doesnāt deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves donāt share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins donāt believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies ābut if theyāre all gay how do they reproduce?ā magic rituals motherfucker itās a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of āiām already an outcast, so anything goesā. i donāt wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that āmove, iām gayā video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, theyāll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your playerās handbook
bury me with this post itās perfect
Goblins donāt believe in sexuality they believe in food.
Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name.
I like this
Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem
Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay?
You canāt argue with the facts.
āOh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckersā¢ā
People keep asking who would do all the menial jobs if they didnāt have the threat of starvation hanging over their heads, but in my experience there are plenty of people who would be overjoyed to spend all day running minor errands for folks if they were allowed to tell the rude ones to fuck off.
If money wasnāt a problem, I actually enjoy the physical labor of my job and the sense of fulfillment at having something concrete I can look at and accomplishāitās the being treated like a vending machine/punching bag while also making barely liveable wages that make the whole thing suck, not the work itself
I really enjoyed the tetris like feel of bagging groceries and stocking shelves for years. What wore me down was the inconsistent hours, bad pay, poor treatment of workers overall (they treated the elderly employees especially horribly) and nasty customers who I couldnāt tell off.Ā
For more pay, and more protection, Iād have happily stayed for a while longer.
I absolutely LOVE working early hours making coffee and tea and donuts and all that. I would fucking show up at 4am in the morning to work in a coffee shop that doesnāt have a manager constantly screaming at how long the line is and how many sales we need to make in an hour to reach our quota.
Like, I just really enjoy making food and mornings and people.Ā
Yeah tbh I really like selling phones and helping people understand their technology, I love helping people in general, if malwart wasnāt such a hell hole itād be perfect
āBut who would do all the menial jobs if we didnāt threaten people with starvation?ā
Have you considered making them not menial?
1.(of work) not requiring much skill and lacking prestige.āmenial factory jobs"synonyms:unskilled, lowly, humble, low-status, inferior, degrading;
The degradation of these jobs and the workers who do them is artificial and deliberate, made to justify the low wages and help reinforce the system that keeps people doing them despite said degradation.
It is entirely possible to create workspaces where the people who do these jobs are treated well, valued, allowed comfort and boundaries. This is a thing we can do.
thereās no such thing as unskilled jobs, just undervalued workers
^^^ thank you!! Do you understand how much salesman skills go into being a server/bartender? How much physical work it is lifting 40 pound ice buckets in each hand ten times a day? Itās not like I donāt have skills. If I can sweet talk you into buying a $45 dollars steak with a $15 glass of wine, you better believe Iāve got skills. Itās just the tiring, thankless, unappreciating job that wears me down.
We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response
If youāre gay itās probably PE
If youāre trans, itās probably also PE
allow me to make a refined version
(initially it saidĀ āhating PE but I rectified it to be more fitting)
this gets funnier every yearĀ
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. āSomething wrong sweetie?ā She sighs and puts down her fork. āI was digging really deep in AO3 last nightā¦Why didnāt you finish that coffee shop au?ā It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didnāt think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didnāt you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDNāT YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?Ā
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Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.
this is superior humor
sokka my ambidextrous king iām sorry theyāre roasting you like this
#sokka: I'm ambidextrousĀ #aang: that's great! love who you love
Thank you for this gloriousĀ image.
Sokka: Itās not that children make me uncomfortable, itās just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? Iāve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!
bold talk from someone who knows zuko personallyĀ
At some point during his reign as Fire Lord, Zuko decides to make a trip to Ba Sing Se just to surprise his uncle at the Jasmine Dragon. When he gets there itās PACKED and Iroh is running around like a mad man. Of course Iroh is thrilled to see him, what a great surprise! But that new server? Cheng? He decided to not show up for his shift on today of all days. But when I say Zuko does not hesitate to take his hair down and throw an apron on I mean he does. not. hesitate.
whatās the blend of the day? any 86ās? where are all the check presenters? these ticket times are abysmal! where the fuck is my banana cream tart for table 32? I swear on Sozinās comet, Jin Soo, if you lost my fucking ticket Iām-
Imagine coming to work one day as a simple line cook at a tea shop in ba sing se and then getting snapped at by the fire lord for not getting the custard tarts out fast enough. Rip Jin Soo lmao
This is excellent, but I feel like Zuko would pull his guards in to help as well. Then weād see several hulking bodyguard-types with aprons over their Fire Nation uniforms, doing whatever Iroh or Zuko tells them to do. Bonus points if this has happened before, and the guards start removing their armor and grabbing aprons without being told; some with resigned sighs and at least one whoās excited.
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The rest of the monthās content is much more entertaining, I promise.
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Start Text Transcription:
July is Disability Pride Month!Ā
To participate I will be posting only relevant content this month.Ā
Why Disability Pride Matters:
1. ādisabledā is often treated as a bad word
2. invisibly disabled people are harassed due to narrow mindsets of what disability looks like.Ā [ID: There are hand drawn pictures of a stick figure yelling at another stick figure standing by a wheel chair. end ID]
3. US disability financial aid forces disabled people into povertyāand all aid is stripped if you get married. [ID: drawn image of a dollar crossed out and a set of interlocked rings crossed out. end ID]
4. Ignorance is rampant around both physical and mental disabilities.
5. disability is regarded as a fate worse than death.
6. The world is largely still inaccessible. [ID: a drawn image of a stair case. end ID] ⦠and more
Why Disability Pride and BLM Coincide:
1. Doctors deny adequate treatment and pain management to black people [ID: a drawn image of a medicine bottle crossed out. end ID]Ā
2. police disproportionately target, arrest, brutalize, and murder black disabled people. [ID: a drawn shield with the letters ACAB inside it]
3. black people are disproportionately disabled due to systematic racism in healthcare.Ā
4. any discrimination a disabled person faces? double it if they are also black
⦠and more
The Black Panthers Joined The Fight For The ADA
But I canāt speak for black people; I can only recite the facts. Read black disabled peopleās experiences. [ID: a drawn raised and clenched fist, a symbol of black pride and power. End ID.]Ā
End Transcript.Ā
felt inspired to make this after reading some of the comments on my post about liking history
Hamilton isnāt glorifying the founding fathers? Literally the point of Hamilton isnāt to make you like Alexander Hamilton? He cheats on his wife? I know I didnāt finish the album like, āHamilton, what a perfect guy.ā Did I leave with a slightly better understanding of the post revolutionary party platforms? Maybe?!? Iām not sure?
What did I take from Hamilton?
āYou have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.ā
That is the fucking point of Hamilton. Itās that Hamilton isnāt telling his story. Itās being told by his killer, and if you zoom out, by a Latino imigrant that set Hamiltonās life story to rap music and cast all POCs in the show. Hamilton isnāt made great by the life story being told. Itās made great by the medium, and the fact that it takes the founding fathers stories and attaches mordern ideals, music, jokes, and cultures to them.
Hamilton would make the founding fathers role over in their graves. And thatās fucking fantastic, because honestly fuck those guys.
Itās a modern fucking masterpiece and I will not be hearing any other opinions. Thank you end scene.
I donāt even care that this video is an advertisement. The kind of spirit the man in this story portrays is the kind of spirit which we should all strive for. š
Being a good person just for the sake of it. Imagine that.
This has always been when of my all time favorite commercials. And I never fail to cry.
āSaruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.ā
- Gandalf, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)