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Artest thou one of my admirers, worm?
Everybody loves Rouxls! Yes, even you 🫵.
Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
Where is this gate taking us dawg…
The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again
as much as i love jedtavius, can the natm tag talk about like... anything else? anything at all? like... larry... the star of the trilogy? or... or TEDDY? SACAJAWEA? TEDDY X SACAJAWEA? AHKMENRAH? THE INSANE CECIL SUBPLOT IN THE FIRST MOVIE? HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? IS THIS THING ON?
we do talk abt that stuff, but it’s mostly explored in fics, and mostly untagged in tumblr posts. we DO discuss it tho
where?
*cracks knuckles*
This fandom is old, coming up on 20 years, so you’ll have to do some digging. Luckily, I’m a fandom archivist, and I’ve got some stuff on standby. You won’t be able to avoid the ship entirely (the very first fic for the fandom was about them, back in January 2007, less than 2 weeks after the film premiered), but you can certainly find non-Jedtavius spaces.
The NatM Zine is a good place to start. It has a bit of Jedtavius in it, but the majority of the art is dedicated to the rest of the cast.
Dedicated Blogs
For the Love of NatM: A blog cataloging the exhibits’ inspiration and histories, and the live updates for SotT when it was being promoted. Inactive since 2016.
Levy Elementary: An AU where everyone is in the same elementary school class. Has a Jedtavius subplot, most of the posts are about everyone else. Active from 2015 to 2016.
Five Nights at the Museum: A horror comedy AU where the Tablet gives the exhibits evil tendencies and supernatural powers. Pretty general with some Tablet Guardians undertones. Ahk is actively decomposing. Inactive since 2015.
A Museum Without Kahmunrah: Taking place after the events of BotS, the Henchman Squad try to figure out what to do after Kah’s defeat. The artist is still active, so send in some asks!
museummovies: The official blog, run by Fox from 2015 to 2016, and has the most unhinged GIFs you’ll ever find. Their only Jedtavius post is the infamous April Fools post.
Dedicated Pages on The NatM Search
Ships: Lists every ship that I’ve seen, including names given to up-and-coming rare pairs.
Library: On the sidebar, there’s links to various pages for ships including Capoleon, Courtly Love, Canon X OC, and a dedicated Rare Pairs page. The Jedtavius stuff is kept on its own page as well, so you won’t see it often on the other pages unless it’s a multi-ship fic.
And, of course, you can always post non-Jedtavius stuff! This fandom goes through a “feast or famine” model, since it’s so closely tied to education (often shown on the last day of the semester), so if the Jedtavius seems overwhelming rn, that’s why.
Show us what you have: headcanons, “what ifs”, fics, art, voice acting, anything! Give the lesser-seen characters the love they deserve!
actually I’m not done yapping about NatM yet because imagine spending 52 YEARS locked up in a tiny box, fully conscious every single night, slamming on the lid for someone to let you out. And when they finally do, it’s just because they need something from you. You find out that this whole time, the fucking WAX SCULPTURES have been walking around the museum living their lives while you- an actual human being who lived and died and has real memories, not just a copycat persona of a historical figure- were denied that freedom. And THEN a few years later while trying to save the tablet (again) you are literally dying and decaying, alone in the background of the scene, while your friend decides to worry about the MONKEY instead. Can someone please give Ahk a hug.
WHAT IF...
...Octavius was a full-size statue?
poor manhandled cowboy...
BONUS!
at least he found his new fav place
UPD: WRITE YOUR OPTIONS FOR 'WHAT IF...' PLZZZ I WANT MORE JEDTAVIUS
Tablet Guardians are so cute <3
+ Jedtavius are too cute also!
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ahkmenrah is not a minor can we please get back to 2015 levels of tablet guardians posting please
High-res Base card for Leona Kingscholar - La Bonbonnière
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woag. lesbeans...
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
Always the happiest of pride to them!!
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That time of year again!!!
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SLIMEKNIGHT at the museum…