[lesbian-toddhoward]

fun fact if you refer to children as "things" and use "it" when referring to children and are happy to see children cry and get hurt im stealing something from your house

[lesbian-toddhoward]

"what did he think was going to happen" i dont know considering the fact that this four year old boy literally cannot properly comprehend consequence

"and NOW she's acting like a victim *laughing emoji*" this six year old girl doesn't know anything about the world let alone how to process her emotions

like these are literal CHILDREN. they don't know shit about anything. hop off this cruel and edgy "i hate kids" train and go see a shrink asshole.

[nevver]

Sactown, Enoch Ku

[toastbutteregg]

[littlebirdofprey]

this is so funny.

[littlebirdofprey]

the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed

[obsob]

all cats come with a preprogramed love sack

[godstiel]

(every morning) everything is so deeply sickening. Oh hey new wordle

[lungsandliversandthings]

🎙 is this thing on

[memewhore]

Please stop calling me out.

[systlin]

This was written about me personally. 

[jennytrout]

I did an experiment. I went to our local grocery store and I apologized to every person I walked past. “Ope! Sorry!” And every single person said, “Oh no, you’re fine!” Nobody asked me what I was sorry for. It was just kind of assumed that I was sorry for existing, and if that isn’t the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[endless-puppies]

Puppy bundle!

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

[vladtheunfollower]

[earthdad]

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

[tibets]

[mysillycomics]

[undercitytwerkteam]

things that are good, in no particular order:

animals with markings that look like eyebrows

animals with markings that look like socks

[russiansandgod]

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[ryguy1788]