Wigs Don't Grow on Trees

Well, this title really has not much to do with my page as it does my personality. But to anyone following me, thank you so much.

[lupustenebris]

I just put so many effects on this but. Came back with a bag full of groceries, time to cook. (at Asheville, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8PI-z4jpkB/?igshid=1norggkjxs4cb

[lupustenebris]

Cleaning attire before my stream. You ain't know the struggle... Cleaning is not really a horror, but it's the bathroom. Stream at 10AM EST. www.twitch.tv/lupustenebris https://www.instagram.com/p/B4KZnRfjl1N/?igshid=aroszuxsadt8

[lupustenebris]

My desk may be messy, but streaming for another hour. #workoutwednesday http://www.twitch.tv/lupustenebris https://www.instagram.com/p/B39t_k9DB1h/?igshid=5mxsae98k3r1

[lupustenebris]

My First Day of Ink-tober

Tomorrow will the first day that I actually will participate in ink-tober. I will be streaming it on Twitch. Digital art is going to happen. Please consider stopping by and supporting me by chatting, tipping with bits, or subbing. Anything helps, honestly. The stream starts at 10:00 AM EST.

[lupustenebris]

A cat in the sun! (at Asheville, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvF6S_kn8e8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w38rguguynhh

[borealing]

Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew

[madgastronomer]

Some male friends of mine were once talking about how useful they’d be in an apocalypse, and I pointed out that as a weaver and sewer and maker of stuff, I’d be pretty damn useful and they tried to tell me they could just loot clothes from WalMart and they’d be fine. As if WalMart has endless supplies without weekly deliveries.

[alls-well-that-ends-weird]

So just last night a friend of mine was talking about who he’d round up in the event of a zombie apocalypse and how I’m his go-to farmer on account of I know how to keep an entire homestead up and running and we’re talking about what kind of resources I’d need to keep a colony of about 50-ish people alive and i bring up what all goes into processing wool for clothing and such and he just kind of stops me like ‘wait, wait, we don’t need to do all of that because we can scavenge for clothes we don’t need to be able to make them’ and i’m just like, ‘dude, that works in the short-term maybe but if this community is going to be sustainable you’ve gotta have people whose job it is to make clothes and blankets and shit’

also cloth rots pretty quickly when left exposed to the elements and after the first few years or so anything we manage to scavenge isn’t going to be wearable anymore and anywho we’ve got to teach the kids everything or they’re not gonna know what to do some decades down the line when everything’s too rusted or rotted out to be of any practical use anymore, etc etc, and he’s reckoning that things like woodworking and smithing and ranching are more important than say, cleaning or cooking or dairying and meanwhile i’m just smh may all the gods have mercy on this poor fool

He also balked when i brought up how to run a laundry and what all was needed to make everyday shit like soap and toothpaste - like dude, you think this is going to be all about hunting and scavenging and being neato manly-man drifters like in the walking dead let me teach you a thing about keeping a village alive and healthy for more than a week man most of it is shit you keep thinking is non-essential on account of it being “women’s work” or “simple chores” that’re actually pretty labor-intensive and take time, training, knowledge, and practice to do successfully, let alone well, and are 100% absolutely necessary work in order for you to have any reasonably good quality of life after the world ends

[lierdumoa]

I’m reminded of this post I read a while back about some guy who thought his underwear lasted years because his wife would periodically replace his boxers and socks with identical boxers and socks when they started to look old and he just … never noticed.

[bettsplendens]

Plus, everyone who survives the initial apocalypse is gonna immediately go to those stores for supplies. At the very least you should be able to raid a fabric store instead and do something with that. 

[lupustenebris]

In a survival situation it is true that men always think they will be good at surviving. For a split second, before thinking into it more, I thought, "I'd be great in the apocalypse, I know how to improvise weapons, I know how to use a gun." But in all honesty, there are a lot of things that I have not learned to be proficient at. Weaving, sewing (which I could learn probably better than weaving), hunting without a gun (using spears, traps and other things, except snares), and natural medicine are things that would honestly be great to learn in survival situations, and not just End Days scenarios.

I know I would not be able to win every fight with looters but I would do my best to protect my friends and family. Just hope the apocalypse does not come along before I learn more. Otherwise I will have to ask people, and I am socially awkward.

[yermemeblog]

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

[lupustenebris]

If only the ducks weren't editted in.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If our shadow is a two dimensional representation of our three dimensional selfs, it could be possible our three dimensional existence is a shadow and representation of a four dimensional being.

[lupustenebris]

This just blew my mind. I never thought about that.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[lupustenebris]

I WANT MONIES LOTS OF MONIES

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god

[lupustenebris]

This is a Wholesome post Please reblog for this is beautiful

[micdotcom]

[dmardsanddaisies]

This. Fucking this.

[voglushja]

YES

[n0stalgia96]

Man like Jeremy 👏👏

[visions2twisted]

Honestly he’s right, it seems to be joked about when a woman does some type of violence towards a man. I don’t condone that type of shit from a man or a woman.

[animatedamerican]

I would reframe it differently: it’s not that people wouldn’t be laughing if the victim were a woman, it’s that people wouldn’t be laughing if the perpetrator were a man.  Even if the victim were also a man.

It’s “this dude got victimized by a girl” that is apparently highlarious, and it’s terrible.

[metoo-3]

^100%

[lupustenebris]

I am confused, all you have very valid points and this is not to anyway debase them, but, there are subs under the subs that do not match each other. Did someone resub a different thing than they said or what?

[micdotcom]

[dmardsanddaisies]

This. Fucking this.

[voglushja]

YES

[n0stalgia96]

Man like Jeremy 👏👏

[visions2twisted]

Honestly he’s right, it seems to be joked about when a woman does some type of violence towards a man. I don’t condone that type of shit from a man or a woman.

[animatedamerican]

I would reframe it differently: it’s not that people wouldn’t be laughing if the victim were a woman, it’s that people wouldn’t be laughing if the perpetrator were a man.  Even if the victim were also a man.

It’s “this dude got victimized by a girl” that is apparently highlarious, and it’s terrible.

[metoo-3]

^100%

[lupustenebris]

I am confused, there are subtitles under the subtitles that do not match.

[derekhetrickart]

im back on my bullshit

[lupustenebris]

What did you do to Kirby..... lol

[minigenos]

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

[neomushi]

yes

[n1ghtm4r3s0ld13r---g4z1m0n]

The question isn’t whether I’d accept her, but rather if she’d accept me.

[lupustenebris]

I love bees, so of course...

[feministism]

[lupustenebris]

"Oh, let me see here, we need oil, but I don't want to ask them for it.... I just need it.... Hmmmmmn places with oil, places with oil"

*DING*

*LOUD TANK SOUNDS*

[bluehairedspidey]

[lupustenebris]

OH MY GOD, WHY WOULD ANYONE TOUCH A VERY VERY POISONOUS DART FROG?

[gay-wilderness]

The poison is only toxic to humans when ingested, so as long as he doesn’t lick or eat the frog (and makes sure to wash his hands afterwards) he’ll be just fine! c:

[lupustenebris]

I know but still. He has done some pretty crazy things for animal science.

[daily-showerthoughts]

5 is like an honorary even number

[charlixcxfan420]

why does this make sense?

[lupustenebris]

No it is not. Not for me.... It no does makes any sense.