Bangin'

19 slytherin, sagittarius, stupid

[accras]

Adut Akech in Marc Jacobs Fragrances campaign ad

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[daily-meme]

The plot thickens.

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[egotheplanet]

[ultrakillblast]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

[chlommunist]

gandalf got jukes

[mega-taiga]

mossy logs should be a thing

[clockworkman]

Oh boy have I got some news for you!

[mega-taiga]

im a Minecraft blog. thanks though

[fanonical]

would it be more or less horrifying if aragog was a giant killer butterfly

[pissvortex]

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

[nicejewishguy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[whattheknit]

I accidentally locked myself out of my house, please look at jaws’s face😭😭😭

[princesstigerbelle]

“Momther…why….”

[holy-muffins]

I have been…and always shall be…your friend.

[violadvis]

Stranger Things | Chapter One: Suzie, Do You Copy?

[thisaccisdead]

[bettedavisgf]

sometimes you need to eat a bowl of white rice like a feral animal and that’s. idk. feminism

[n1ghtcrawlers]

[pinklovehearts]

they beat homophobes with that