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ooppo

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

ooppo

gaytanic-panic

apollo-cackling

[ID: a reddit post titled "Is it weird if a man owns a rabbit" and whose contents say "Is it gay". below is a comment whose username is blacked out that says,

Yes. Rabbits are gay animals

/end ID]

adaine

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

adaine

far far away idol would never happen now

lulububu

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

rosenkranz-isnt-dead

the-acid-pear

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

the-acid-pear

3000s

spinecutter-archive

my writing gland is purple and swollen

spinecutter-archive

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

alexmey-does-an-arts

@moose-in-jeans you love glands

bugsnax

the neopets subreddit is actually really good sometimes

tamamita

We can do this

tenfingers-elevenpies

it will literally get ripped apart

tamamita

It literally will not, trust me

mnemonicpneumaticknife

the thing that will have to be planned for is both tectonic movement and the expansion and contraction of the bridge sections. That is why this bridge will need to have a bunch of ramps and gaps between sections that every vehicle going across will get to do sick jumps off of.

This will also prevent traffic from slowing down. "minimum speed to make next jump: 120 km/h" signs will encourage everyone to go fast, even if the engineers are being a little conservative for safety reasons.

tamamita

it will work because we are pure of heart