Nicola: The worst pick up line I ever had was I was at this hotel in LA having a drink, and I walked to the bathroom and this guy jumped out from behind a pillar, and was like: âHi!â. And I said âHiâ, and he was like: âDid you know that dentists think that you should floss after you brush your teeth and not before?â
Dom: You told me you liked that, and I stand by that itâs good solid information that everyone should know.
Matt: This is a great pick up line, Iâve been sold.
Isaiah: He told you dentistsâŠwhat?
Nicola: I know what it was, he was like âDo you floss your teeth before or after you brush?â and he had literally just popped out from behind a pillar and I was like âer.. before?â and he was like âDentists say you should do it after!â And I was like ââŠcooolâŠâ and then there was this super awkward silence and then he asked me something else, and I⊠he asked me if I was from LA, and I said âIâm from Canadaâ and he was like âI guess I canât date you thenâ, and I said âWell actually you canât date me because Iâm not available and Iâm not interested.â And he was like, âoh, okayâ, and that was the end of it.
Matt: No, itâs because youâre Canadian apparently. Thatâs the only thing.
Dom: Oh, youâre Canadian, oh thatâs a shame. I was going to share more flossing tips with you throughout our beautiful love affair of the future, nevermind. Have a wonderful rest of your life. Thatâs just fucking weird.
Matt: I do want to ask a question Nicola, who flosses their teeth before they brush?!
Nicola: I thought thatâs what you were supposed to do, because you floss it, and then you brush it off.
Emeraude: No, youâre supposed to brush, floss, and then rinse.
Emeraude: Brushing helpsâŠ
Matt: this is how wars are started.
Will: The thing is, after all this, weâre still talking about this guy, so heâs clearly done something right!
Nicola: But if you floss after, then you get all the shit out of your teeth after and then itâs left in your mouth!
Dom: Language, Nicola, good grief. Swearing first thing in the morning, thatâs not like you
Matt: I think flossing is primarily to improve gum health
Emeraude: Nicola, then you rinseâŠ
Matt: Itâs primarily about the gums
Emeraude: So when you brush you are helping everything come out, that way when youâre flossing thereâs less of it in your mouth, and then at the endâŠ
Dom: Well, if you want to look at it logically, brushing doesnât get in between the places that the floss does, so youâre not actually loosening anything
Emeraude: Youâre supposed to brush your gums, and then your teethâŠ
Emeraude: âŠyour gums and then your teethâŠ
Dom: Your gums? Are your gums up here? Iâm watching the Emeraude example, and then you get the toothbrush and you go in your ear, and get really in there with thatâŠ
Emeraude: Okay, okay! Whatever Dom says!
Isaiah: I just feel like youâd be smearing the stuff on your teeth if you brush after youâve flossed
Nicola: But if you floss after, youâre leaving it in your mouth
Dom: You know what, fuck the panel, this is what weâre talking about now.
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