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[megan-fox]

make me choose ★ meimisaki97 asked: natasha romanoff or hermione granger

“I’ve learned all the course books by heart of course. I just hope it will be enough – I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?”

[arababygirl-deactivated20150710]

[ifyougrinyoulose]

i wish my dad was like that

[ohhaiitskris]

I don’t think that’s her dad tbh

[punkjumper-deactivated20140804]

ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION

[hoodieniallen]

#NO MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HER DAD#EVERYONE KNEW THAT HANNAH MONTANA’S DAD WAS ROBBIE RAY #HOW DID THEY NOT #MAKE THE CONNECTION #HIS DISGUISE IS EVEN WORSE THAN MILEY’S IT’S A FUCKING MOUSTACHE

[gawfzilla]

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

[gifgot]

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[littlenymphnyx-deactivated20151]

Seriously turn the sound on.

[stressfully-structured-deactiva]

So beautiful

[kittyvines]

[throhing]

BRB D E A D

[marcholasmoth]

I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines

[hart2hartsquared-deactivated201]

Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthood

[winjennster]

Adult Wednesday Addams is seriously the best thing. Subscribe tout suite!

[musicgal1206]

“Can I kiss you?” is probably the cutest thing you can ever hear someone ask.

[decenthumantransmed]

Yes. Yes, let’s romanticize actually asking for consent verbally. Let’s stop making it out to ‘ruin the mood.’ This is so important.

[thewittyromantic-blog]

My boyfriend says “Can I have a kiss?” Every time he wants to kiss me, no matter if he just kissed me three seconds before that. As soon as we stop, he will ask again for another one. And if I just peck him on the lips but he wants a longer kiss, he’ll say “No, can I have a real kiss?” Today he asked me if it bothered me that he always asks. 

No. This will never bother me. This means he respects what I want. 

This, gentlemen (and ladies) is how you acquire consent. Even if you just had sex ten minutes ago, that doesn't mean consent is assured the next time. You must always have consent. 

Asking “Can I have a kiss?” will not turn a girl off. I can pretty much guarantee it. If anything, it will do just the opposite. 

[bringithmebooks]

Re-reblogging for that comment.

[reblogthings]

Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

[chrysanthemiller]

It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

[xeppeli]

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

[bidoof]

This object has killed over 400,000 people

[ginathethundergoddess]

oh my god. 

[ashashi-corner]

…

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

[capillaryspice]

[lokiloo-blog]

So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’ with such a conviction that I wanted to melt. And then I noticed his hearing aids, and got excited. “Hey, you know Hawkeye’s just like you, right? He has the same hearing aids!” And I swear to god the whole family just stopped. As I explained that in the comics, there’s a Hawkeye that’s Deaf, you could see the little boy’s eyes just grow. His dad was so excited, he said he was go find all the issues for the kids. And as I served them, I overheard their mom explaining that when one sense goes, the others get stronger, and that maybe their brother would be a super hero one day. If there was ever a reason to include diversity, it is for the look on a child’s face knowing they’re not alone.

[higheramerica]

[locally-grown]

The entire internet needs to see this.

[justinesan-deactivated20240507]

iconic

[suicideking-deactivated20170908]

its 2:30 am and this really fucked with me

[tileysadouche-deactivated201301]

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

[xbostons-deactivated20190804]

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

[destructojoe]

[pocketterrorist-deactivated2014]

I’ll reblog this every time.

[spiffyblargh]

This is how you kill depth in a character.

[chefpyro]

my favourite genre of cartoon is “two children, one serious and one playful, work together to deal with paranormal bullshit”

[edge-of-bizarre]

WHERE IT BEGUN

[thosefunnyones]

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

[bdluejay]