[lymart]

announcement:

i’m going to stop this blog. however, i dont know if i should delete my blog or keep it so let me know what any of you think.

[cheerupqueerup]

there is a website to find out how many goats you are worth

[strawberryflavoredbitch]

I am worth 6 goats.

[shadesofviolet07-deactivated201]

Almost? Fucking almost? Second place is the first loser, y'all!

But seriously, this is a lie. I’m worth, like, 5 goats, max.

[lokiperfection]

Your goat worth is:8. 

Not only will his dad give you 8 goats, he’ll throw in his brother too!

[wetookanoath]

Shane Madej attacking Ryan’s desk while drunk on his instastories on June 1st, 2018.

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[dancing-cockroaches]

School 

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[the-memedaddy]

[shapoodle]

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

[sandersstudies]

GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY

[clatterbane]

(Story)

[belladonnaforbrunch]

I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

My content gets shittier every day.

[the-other-greengrass-girl]

this cured my depressive episode

[c3po]

fuck rick and morty

piss in a porty

die before fourty

[hustlerose]

oppressed for being horny 

[roadjunk]

idk why people hate hamilton this fuckin slaps

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[theweirdwideweb]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Sheer power. Sheer performance

[lymart]

is this @crankgameplays?

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[juza-the-cloud-deactivated20221]

If she breathes, she’s a square

[iguanamouth]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

skeletons are known for their salty commentary on the living

[maya-the-siren]

i!! love!! miraculous!!

[drawsshits-inactive]

[okaymad]

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

[australiansanta]

until we yeet again…