Magic~Demon

Lyndall • 20 • Beauty Therapist • Lipstick over the dick • Bucket hats 🙌🏽

[jostello]

Instead of sexualizing boobs, how about we sexualize the clitoris? You know, the thing that has no other purpose than sexual stimulation, yet many people are unaware of its existence? Let’s do that. 

[bourtange]

[parttimesarah]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

[sharkpilot]

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

[xhoneyglow]

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

[iwasjustkidding-blog]

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100 

[alexdturnerd-deactivated2016061]

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[literaryroses]

because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

[harryedwrads]

yes, mom, i know my room is a mess; it’s a metaphor for my life– i’m trying to be poetic

[tkyle]

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

[randomleighcool-deactivated2017]

BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

[its-a-different-world]

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

do you ever look at your best friend and just think “someone is going to be so in love with you someday”

[vangoth]

i do look at my dog and think this yes

[boewing]

(x)

[lynds-babes]

me flirting: wanna follow me on tumblr

[ogchoppa]

Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. 

[ambbarbie]

U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao

[unbottledsecrets-deactivated201]

Basically

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

A Chain Chomp cat bed from catastrophicreations.com

[weloveshortvideos]

Omg I can’t stop laughing

[dlubes]

Oh my GOD

[surprisebitch]

that looks so wrong

[youcantotallysitwithus]

holding hands is so low key exciting

[verticulars]

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[weloveshortvideos]

when u with the squad and u see a hot guy

[laughingstation]

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing