The 7 type of dealers I’ve dealt with.
Alright, let’s face it. If you are not in a legalized marijuana state, it’s illegal. You’ll definitely get into trouble, punished by the government, and most likely pay a shit ton of fines and jail time, if caught. So anonymity is a must. When choosing a dealer, you need to have some guidelines or limits when picking. BUT 🍑Before we get into that, let me make a point here. I know that finding a dealer in a illegal state can be difficult. Especially during the dry season. So the “slim pickings” are indeed, scarce. Let’s say, you run across someone that has some. You’ve never dealt with this dude and you guys are acquaintances. You’ll probably have some doubt in your mind at first but you’ll go through with it because your wanting relief. Often discarding your sensible guidelines. No shade throwing here man, It’s cool. It’s understandable. I’ve been there. But if your social circle is broadened, your possibilities open.
This dude rocks! He’s the guy that will hit the blunt (most likely brings his own to smoke.) and vibe out with your homies. This angel will help you when your stuck between paychecks (if your rep is good) and may possibly try out some sample nugs. He’s trustworthy, safe and smart.
🤨 ugh! I had so many problems with this one. You get the “ok” from your dude that he’s in supply and the swap should be good. Then when it comes time... he’s late. Followed by some stupid excuse. Stick to the plan people!
3) The Skimmer Dealer 🤦🏻♀️
These guys are snakes. These guys are all about scamming or getting ahead in some way. Either profit or product. When purchasing, a gram or two will be skimmed off the top and usually excused by a “weighing error” they will say, I got you for the next time. However, we’re stoners and often forget, especially if you only buy once a month or so. Remember this; If you buy by the the gram it’s more expensive than if you were to buy a quarter. (That explanation is for another time.) Always calibrate your scale! You can use a nickel which will weigh in at 5 grams. Don’t let them fool you. If it happens more than couple of times. Ditch them.
Sigh.. 🤬‼️ These... theeeeeese fuckers are the people I cannot stand. They don’t give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves. They will give you reggie and shake at kush prices. When you try to get your money back, your either left with a few choices. They will either give the money back. They will say fuck you and ghost you. (I’ll get to the 👻) or you will have to take matters into your own hands and either swallow your losses... oooorrrr 👊🏻 (remember people.. violence is not the answer. However don’t let anyone bully or play you for fool.)
This dude will take forever to reply. They will drop off the face of the earth. You’ll begin to wonder if they got busted or if something happened to them. Nope! They just don’t want to deal with you. Or they are not in supply and don’t give a fuck about common decency, and send a courtesy txt. Like “hey, I’m out right now. Maybe in a few weeks.” I’ve had a dude ghost me for 4 weeks! Needless to say I found a replacement after a few days. Maybe I’m just personally butt hurt about this, but these type of dealers are so unreliable. It’s like rolling the dice.
Super secret dude. This dude doesnt like to be seen very often. Doesn’t socialize and is straight to the point. It’s a drop and go. There are nicknames for everything. Fire, candle, etc. It’s all about safety and getting it done. Bonus: they don’t dick around. 👌🏻
Very self explanatory. You have something they want, and you obviously want what they’re offering. So instead of cash, you swap products. This is what I like to call, supplementing. This can lead to all different outlets but use your judgement and common sense.
So with these type of dealers that you need to make a mental note of. Set up some guidelines.
Careful over trusting someone
Separate business from friendship
Know your strains, and qualities of your product.
Ask questions, if you’re not sure what the strain is, ask. If the price has changed, ask why.
Use your instincts. That gut feeling that something isn’t right. Don’t ignore it. Everything about the underground or street deals, is ultimately illegal. You will be prosecuted and penalized.
Everyone knows someone. Don’t get personal with your dealer if you’re still unsure about them. Do what you need to do and get out of there.
Second phone. Possibly look at a cheap burner phone if you don’t want them to know your personal line.
I hope this post sheds some insight on what to look for when buying. If you some suggestions be sure to share! Stay lifted friends. 🔥
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