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Quinn: Are you busy Friday? Daria: That depends entirely on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
The absolute nerve you have to come into my life. To make it better by your very existence, effortlessly barging into the misery and depression fortress that it took me years to build. Shameful.
Daria, to Jane
Kevin: Brittany thinks I'm a perfect gentleman! Jane: Brittany thinks she saw Elvis at a gas station last week.
Glow-up tips that actually work from your favourite beauty girly (me)
Hot girls don't gatekeep, so here are some of my favourite glow-up tips that actually work. <3
Skin
Find a skincare routine that works for you!! It took me years to find mine, but now my skin is literally perfect. <3 (let me know if you guys want a detailed skincare routine!!)
Don't pick your skin, the less you touch your face, the better.
I believe ice rollers are bs…
If you struggle with dark circles, don't try fixing them through skincare. Most likely, the problem comes from your diet or stress.
Dry brushing is a game-changer!!
Use lotion after every shower and apply a body spray before the lotion is fully absorbed into your skin. You'll smell amazing for DAYS.
Don't try homemade skincare if you already struggle with your skin. I learned it the hard way, lol…
WASH YOUR MAKEUP BRUSHES
Hair
The more heat you use, the more damage you'll have.
SILK PILLOWCASES
Never sleep with wet or damp hair.
Stop buying cheap shampoo and conditioner, also make sure to check the ingredients!!
Some ingredients to avoid: Sulfates, Parabens, Polyethene Glycols, Triclosan, Formaldehyde, Synthetic Fragrances and Colors, Dimethicone, Retinyl Palmitate.
I trim my hair every 3 months.
If you have damaged hair, invest in some Olaplex!! my favourites are N4c, N6 and N7. <3
Diet
green juice actually makes you feel better. I make mine at home and LOVE it :)
Balance is key!! I swear by the 80/20 rule.
Drink more water, even if you think you're drinking enough. DRINK MORE
Keto is BS <3
Focus on eating more protein. Usually, low-fat products have more protein, so I just try to buy those, lol.
I eat gluten-free, not by choice… But it did clear my acne, so…
Take supplements, get a blood test done, discuss it with a doctor and start taking whatever they recommend. GAME CHANGER.
EAT MORE VEGETABLES and fruits.
Lifestyle
Focus on being more active, walk more, workout, join a club or sport, dance, whatever works for you!!
I aim for 10K steps, I live in a big city, so I usually walk more than that but still.
Hobbies that don't include screen time. Trust me.
Find your personal style and ALWAYS dress up. <3
TREAT YOURSELF. Buy yourself flowers, and presents, go to your favourite restaurants, vacations!!
Read more. As a classics lover, I can't imagine a life without literature, but even if you don't like classics, any book is better than no book!!
Take more pictures. I've noticed that I have become a lot more present since I've started taking more pictures!! highly recommend :)
I hate to say this, but getting up earlier is lowkey kinda great... been doing it for a few weeks, and unfortunately, I do feel better... they were right...
Get a cat. :)
Mindset
Stop assuming that everyone hates you, they don't, trust me.
Journaling, manifesting, law of attraction, affirmations.
one of my favourite affirmations: "if I weren't capable, the opportunity wouldn't have come my way; I belong here." <3
Stop hanging out with people who drain your energy
stop consuming media that makes you feel bad.
What would the highest version of yourself do?
If you change your mindset, you will change your life.
Romanticise every aspect of your life. <3
As always, please feel free to share your own suggestions and glow-up tips in the comments! <3
✩‧₊*:・love ya ・:*₊‧✩
[in the hospital]
Hotch: [clearly fighting for his life]
Emily: Look! It says here that you're doing phenomenal!
Reid: That says pneumonia
Emily: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
Waiter: And what can I get you?
JJ: I'll have the chicken parm, no peanuts
Emily: There's no peanuts in the chicken parm
JJ: I know but I'm allergic so I always say it
Emily: Oh
Emily:
Emily: I'll have the fettuccine alfredo, no penicillin
Reid: Hey Emily, may i ask you whats your pronouns?
Emily: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are Try/Me.
Hotch:.....
Emily: could you imagine if dinosaurs were still alive today?
Reid: if dinosaurs were still alive today we would most definitely end up dead.
Emily: i’d have a brontosaurus as a little pet.
Reid: the human race would be eaten alive.
Emily: its name would be Bronco.
Reid: i don’t think we’d survive at the same time as any omnivore species.
Emily: come here, bronc-ee bronc-ee. mamas got a snacky wacky for you. and he’s got three phds which means there’s plenty of brain to-
Reid: ok, that’s enough.
[The BAU are being briefed on a new case]
Penelope: the latest victim is Reece, he was dismembered just like the others
Emily:
JJ, scared at the look on her face:
Emily: so these are, uh, Reese’s pieces?
*Emily listening to Taylor swift out loud, laying face down on the floor*
JJ: oh dear lord
Rossi: Not again
Hotch and Morgan: *sigh*
Reid: This is how she deals with things, we have to be supportive.
Emily, sniffling: It’s me.
The BAU team: Hi.
Emily, starts crying: I’m the problem, it’s me.
emily: i may not have six friends to carry my casket, but i do have a penelope who will flirt with six men to do it for her
Reid, greeting the team at BAU entrance doors: welcome to the behavior analysis unit.
*Reid is barefoot walking on the sand covering the entire floor, holding a rake*
Derek: what the fuc-
Reid: ah- ah.
Reid: i turned the place into a zen garden and there is no room for animosity.
Emily: … why?
Reid: my therapist said i should try being in a more tranquil environment.
Everyone:
Rossi: well, it’s official. the kid has finally cracked.
*Penelope flips her heels off and walks inside toward the botanicals*
*JJ leaves to get a thermometer*
Derek, looking at Hotch: you’re not gonna do anything about this??
*Hotch shrugs*
*Derek and Emily sitting in a jail cell*
Derek: So who should we call?
Emily: I’d call Hotch but I feel safer in jail.
Aragorn: I sleep with a knife under my pillow
Boromir: Weak. I sleep with two under mine
Faramir: You are both pathetic
Aragorn: What killer weapon do you sleep with then, prince badass?
Faramir: Eowyn
Eowyn: I've caught this stupid disease because of Faramir.
Eomer: For the last time, emotions are not an illness.
Pippin, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. Merry: Do you think other people can’t hear you?