Lyrical Phantom

I'm World Class At Most Things.

[babyanimalgifs]

rain doggo 

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[toffins]

MAY DENLESS??? IS ANYONE HERE MAY DENLESS???

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[wizzardhat]

[jaubaius]

Awesome

[sunshine-tattoo]

sound ON

also the small pig just casually hanging out fucking makes this

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Top 5 Pokemon We Want To Eat

[chrrispine]

New Year, New Gifs Challenge Day 11: Parallels

Shrek + Film References

[jezabaeddel]

the films on the right are all referencing shrek

[animusrox]

[neenarchive]

if they ever adapt the phantom of the opera for live action again i think the muppets should do it

[neenarchive]

[insomniac-arrest]

Reviewing 1950s Nuclear Family Barbecuing Art

Notice how the wife is in the background waving for help before she plans to toss her son into the river, she wishes the husband would look at her, but the husband only cares for MEAT– pay attention to these themes for they will show up later.

wife is still in the background and MEAT is still in the foreground, but she is happy this time in her virginal white dress and all is right with the world. There son has yet to be tossed into the river.

TWO children now with a girl child learning to dispense not only MEAT but alcohol, the wife is in the background, but her smile is frozen and stiff on her face. She knows what the raggedy anne doll at the bottom knows.

everyone is so fucking HYPED for this new meat STICK– no longer limited to the round, finite circle. The father is the most excited of all. Watch as friend Tommy enters the scene from the background and the wife is now wearing pink instead of white. She will never return to her perfect unknowing ways.

1950s gay fucking panic. the circular meat is burning. the wife is wearing red. Jimmy and Tommy are going to go on a “fishing trip” and he won’t look her in the eye when they return. The other wife in white lives in ignorance, but not for long as DOUBT enters her expression.

the wife has finally taken center stage. She sets the table without looking at her husband who stands guiltily with his weird magic stick in the background. The daughter rushes away from her brother who has emerged from the river to hover across the ground and seek vengeance.

They are a broken family with only MEAT in the center left to remain.

[insomniac-arrest]

being a fine arts student isn’t so hard.

[vampiratesinaboat]

the brother and sister in that last one is basically

[shadow-is-here-and-queer]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[pfdiva]

Thank god for a competent woman.

[backtosmallthings]

first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

[licensetocannibalize]

unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid

[sockdrawerdemon]

Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people's teeth and he'll see you for free.

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are

[wakewithgiggli]

[skrumpdawg]

this is fucking hilarious

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

How we feeling, my fellow Australians?

[cinnamonrollwithit]

[bettedavisgf]

why is doubles luge even a thing like i get the rationale of single luge i guess. get on a toboggan and ride down a hill ok. why get on top of a man on top of a toboggan

[vstheworld]