lys-sus

18+, someday ill get around to posting my art

[opikiquu]

deltarune girlhood is a beautiful spectrum

[rabbitkinglune777]

towel girl

[rabbitkinglune777]

I felt...for the first time, extremely flustered making a drawing especially something like this,,,I wonder if this awakened something within me.

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[ayviedoesthings]

There are many more ways to make your therian puppy happy, apart from the "good girl/boy!" and eventual clicker training, such as:

-calling it with noises/whistles instead of its name

-bonus point if you slap your knees at the same time

-ruffling its hair real good

-shaking its head for a nice brain slurry

-throwing t.r.e.a.t.s at it, and making it only catch with its mouth

-giving its flank gentle slaps

-taking it on w.a.l.k.i.e.s

-pretending to not understand when it uses words

-vaccinating it

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

i think cookie clicker guy should try estrogen

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

oh god don’t do this to me

[chameshida]

Out dogged

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[lgbtlunaverse]

the difference in my reaction to flowery calling Susie princess vs Ralsei is so extreme it's basically this:

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[krafterwrites]

I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[punkitt-is-here]

[whitetrashroyaltyy]

GERONIMO FUCKIN STILTON!???!

[punkitt-is-here]

oh I'm fuckin stilton alright

[fulgurbugs]

Reaaaaalllllllll smooth man

Bonus:

[funtergeist]

the fact that dark worlds feel like lively vast worlds full of people with their own thoughts and feelings, while hometown feels like a last thursdayish bubble where every other npc is slowly losing sentience, really drives home how it feels to see no future or interest in your real life and having to sink into fiction to escape that feeling of emptiness

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[devotedlystrangewizard]

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably