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How did we cope with it? Well-

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Argentina and other countries in South America had a massive power outage today, electricity is back on several places but I know there are areas that don’t have power still.
How did we cope with it? Well-
Finally a body posi video featuring more than one WOC.
PLUS SIZE GIRLS ARE GORGEOUS
harry potter au where the potions master is gordon ramsey
you put so much ginger in this it’s a FUCKING WEASLEY!!
That’s. That’s a thing
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12805206/chapters/29228961
here read it
it has 99 chapters. I’m reading them all
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.
if anyone here is like me and really wants to talk but doesn’t know how to start a conversation (let’s be real, it’s hard sometimes) then just tell me something random, like what you’re doing right now or what you’re thinking or heck, what your favorite color is, anything at all! i’ll play along hon don’t worry
Worried (post-reveal) You know, that project lol
+Patreon+
Now I want to write a story based of this.
Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up
Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.
Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts
….well this is a psa that needs to go around
I tagged one of my drawings as “well mark me down as both scared and horny” and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so… “horny” too, apparently
One of my comics wasn’t showing up in tumblr tags until I removed all my tags with the crass language in it. (”shitposting” and “bitch” were the 2 I suspected) Then it conveniently started appearing publicly in the tags.
Oh my god this site really did become catholic
The following tags are (also) no longer searchable:
erotic orgasm bdsm sexual* vagina breasts foreskin suicide semen ejaculation foreplay masturbation
*Note: this includes combined search terms such as “sexual health”, “sexual help”, “sexual orientation”, etc.
Tags that are still searchable:
white pride white power whites only aryan volkisch n*gger ch*nk and probably every racial slur you can think of, I was too nauseated to look anymore
Speaking of the aforementioned censored tags:
sexual is censored but sex isn’t
vagina is censored but penis isn’t
wank is censored but wanker and bugger aren’t
And here’s some additional tags that seem to have been screened:
lolita is censored, because screw you if you want to talk about literature or Japanese fashion
sexing is censored; animal husbandry is risque now
gore, including cw gore, because content warnings are forbidden
pedophile but not pedophilia for some reason; heads up for content warnings there, too
ass… and butt as well, because even if you have to be 13 to get an account on this site, the censorship is apparently operating at elementary school level
bondage, because you are not allowed to quote Harriet Tubman, Abraham Lincoln, or Nelson Mandela in the tags now
threesome is censored, but thankfully triad and OT3 aren’t (yet)
oral is censored, including compounds such as oral contraceptive, oral defense, and oral tradition
sadism is censored, (masochism isn’t)
labia, vulva, clit, and clitoris are all censored, but testicles, gonads, balls, cojones, and bollocks aren’t
cunt and pussy are censored too, but again, not penis
cock is though; you can’t “cock an eyebrow” or “hear the cock crow” in the tags
dick, including names such as, for example, Dick Cheney
First rule of Club Penguin: Nobody talks about Club Penguin.
Goddammit, Tumblr, my pre-17th Scunthorpe Problem shitposting was meant to be an entertaining diversion from the imminent apocalypse, not a prophecy.
4 episodes have been canceled!
So we will only get ‘Backwarder’ on Feb 12 and ‘Stormy Weather 2’ on Feb 14
Fictober Day 22 - I Know You Love To Play Games
Back to my old favorite - Marichat! With sleepover games!
Enjoy!
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Marinette angrily put aside her latest design, frustrated with the lack of progress she’d made over the last few hours. Hoping for some way to vent, she turned to the black clad hero lounging on her chaise. “So, Chat Noir. I know you love to play games…”
Chat Noir sat up and eyed her suspiciously. “Yes…”
“Would you like to play one?”
“This isn’t going to be like the time you said that and tried to have me chase lasers and string, is it?” He crossed his arms over his chest and glared at her.
“Oh come on! That was hilarious and you got into it after a little while.” When his stare refused to let up, she sighed and added, “Don’t worry, I wasn’t planning anything like that. I was just figuring since it’s late we could do a sleepover game?”
Stroking his chin and grinning at her, he asked, “I dunno, princess. I’m purr-tty sure that I can beat you in a pillow fight.”
She rolled her eyes. Boys. “You know there are more games than pillow fights? And pillow fights are kinda rare anyway, alley cat.”
“Well, what were you thinking of then?” He began twirling his tail, trying his best (and failing) to sound uninterested and cool.
“How about Never Have I Ever?”
His ears twitched and a smirk found its way onto his face. “I’ve never heard of it, so I’d say I’m off to a good start.”
Her chair swiveled towards him and he obligingly sat up, facing her with his body. “Okay, kitty. So we hold up one hand,” suiting actions to words, she held up her left hand and wiggled her fingers, “and the person whose turn it is says something they’ve never done. If the others have done whatever they just said, then they put a finger down. Once you’re out of fingers,” she clenched her hand into a fist, “you lose. Got it?” He nodded. “Okay, since you’re the guest you can start.” She opened her hand again and he mirrored the motion.
“Um…” Chat shuffled in place, grasping for an idea. His eyes fell on a platter now holding only crumbs and his ears perked up. “Oh! Never have I ever made a cake from scratch.” He seemed awfully proud when she rolled her eyes and lowered a finger.
“That was a bit obvious, don’t you think? I live in a bakery, after all.”
Chat shrugged, his grin growing wider. “I think you’re just being a sore loser.”
Glaring at him, she said, “Never have I ever appeared on a civilian’s balcony and begged to be fed.”
“Hey, I didn’t-”
Dropping her voice as low as it would go, she did a terrible impression of Chat’s voice, “Oh please, purr-ncess! This poor kitty is starving! Do you have any food to spare?”
“Fine, fine.” Tail flicking in irritation, he slowly lowered a finger. The smirk returned. “Never have I ever worn earrings!”
“Ugh, really?” She lowered another finger. At this rate, they weren’t going to last very long. “This is supposed to be a game where you learn about each other, not state the obvious!”
“Oh? Trying to figure out my identity, princess? Curiosity finally overwhelming you - who is that gorgeously handsome man, my knight in shining leather?”
Ignoring him, she used her free hand to tap at her chin. She glanced at her laptop, turned off for the moment. “Never have I ever binged an entire series in a single night.” She looked back at him, watched his face slowly drift from gloating to put-upon. Silently, he lowered a finger. “See,” she added with false enthusiasm, “I’m learning about you!”
“Ha ha,” he deadpanned. “Never have I ever been on a dinner date.” The smug expression returned only to break into confusion when her fingers stayed resolutely where they were.
“What?” She said defensively. “I’m just…waiting for the right person, you know?” Shrugging, she added,” Besides, it’s not like I get asked out a lot.” She seemed surprised when he snorted. “I’m not drowning in admirers over here, Chat.”
“I find that hard to believe, but I’ll accept the dinner date response at least. You win… for now.” He gestured to her. “Your turn.”
“Never have I ever dyed my roots.”
“Cold, princess. I’ll have you know I’m all natural.” She quirked an eyebrow as she met his stare and he made a dismissive gesture. “Ignore the eyes, that’s just the miraculous magic.”
“Back to you then, kitty.”
He rubbed the back of his neck. “Uh… Never have I ever stolen something.” Her stomach dropped and she groaned as she lowered a finger. Chat’s eyes widened. “What?! I just wanted this to go on longer! What’d you steal? Was it from me?” He leaned forward conspiratory. “Is Johnny Law still after you? I promise I won’t turn you in.”
Pushing him away while blushing she explained, “I stole a phone because I left an embarrassing message on it. And I gave it back after I was done, with him none the wiser. So no - no one is after me.”
“Uh-huh. Well I’ve got my eye on you anyway, sticky fingers.” He made a tsk noise. “My own princess… a thief. Oh the drama!” He threw an arm over his face dramatically.
She rolled her eyes and stared off into space as she struggled to come up with another question. Yawning, she watched Chat’s tail flick back and forth. “I dunno. Never have I ever had a tail.”
Frowning he lowered a finger. With his voice a couple octaves higher, he did a terrible impression of her, “That was a bit obvious, don’t you think?”
“Oh hush. It’s getting late and I’m tired.”
“This game was your idea and we aren’t even done with the first round!”
“Chat, there probably won’t be more rounds after this. I’m going to have to kick you out soon so I can get some sleep.”
“Well, I know what will get you awake.” His smirk had returned and Marinette stared at him suspiciously in the silence. “Never have I ever… hung up twenty pictures of the same model in my bedroom.”
“CHAT!” She whisper-shouted, scandalized, making her displeasure known by smacking him on the arm while he cackled. The first time he’d seen the pictures he’d been dumbfounded, but he’d steadily gotten used to them over the months he’d been visiting. Rarely he’d tease her about them, being surprisingly thoughtful about ignoring their presence. Clearly, today was not one of those times.
In the heat of the moment, she huffed and scrambled for anything embarrassing she could throw back in his face. She struck upon a fitting memory and asked, “Never have I ever almost sneezed myself off a roof because of a bird allergy!” She smirked and waited for his finger to go down. When it didn’t she glared and reached over to put it down herself. She met with no resistance.
“Marinette…” Something in his voice made her look back at his face, which had lost all sense of tiredness or silliness. Instead, he was watching her intently, as if seeing something he hadn’t before. He stood up and started circling her.“What did you just say?”
Going back over her last dare, she struggled to find what had caused this shift in attitude. It had seemed like just another clear shot. The memory of Chat Noir nearly falling off a roof was very vivid in her mind. He’d just appeared out of nowhere, lounging on the roof, before sneezing and rolling to the edge. After he’d explained his allergy they went right into business-
Wait.
Right into the business of… fighting akuma. He had saod that as Chat Noir, to Ladybug. She had been Ladybug. Not Marinette. She had just said something only Ladybug could have known. And from Chat’s reaction, he had realized that too.
“Now Chat…” She held up her hands as a shield. “Let’s not jump to conclusions.”
“You’re Ladybug!” He was pointing wildly at her, eyes lit up with excitement. He wore a dopey grin as he made his accusation.
“Oh come on, that’s pushing it. There’s a perfectly valid explanation.”
“Really?” His smugness returned as he sat back down in front of her, chin on his hands and peering at her intently. “Tell me then.”
Her eyes widened and she scratched at the back of her head. “Well, I, uh…” SHe caught sight of one of her Adrien posters. Which is simply another way of saying she looked at almost any patch of wall in her room. Inspiration struck. “If you must know, then I simply confused you with Adrien Agreste. One day we were in school and he nearly sneezed himself off the edge because of his allergy.”
He pointed a finger at her, grinning. “Liar! I never did that as Adrien!”
There was a silence in the room. Chat (Adrien) was paling at his own stupidity. Marinette (Ladybug) sagged against her chair, her soul having left her body in a mix between mortification, relief, and absolute joy.
Nervously laughing, Chat broke the silence. “I guess the, uh, cat’s outta the bag, my lady?”
That did it for her. The puns. The two halves came crashing together into one beautiful mess of a boy. “Of course you would react by punning, you mangy cat!”
“Well, start as I mean to go on, right?” He slinked out of his chair to sit on the floor in front of Marinette, resting his arms on her lap and looking warming up at her. “Do you… well, would you like to…?”
“Are you… asking me on a date?” The thought was almost too much for her to believe, but the fact that it was Chat Noir that was asking gave her the confidence to respond in real words instead of gibberish.
“Only if you are going to say yes.” He chewed his lips, shifting worriedly. The only consolation to her inner strife is that he seemed to be suffering right along with her. “I mean, I understand if you don’t. In fact forget I-”
He didn’t get much further than that before she pulled up him by the collar and kissed him. Hopefully, even Mr. Oblivious himself could take that hint.
I honestly feel so bad for Thomas right now
WTF February Day 1: Too Many Feathers
“This was a really bad idea.”
Marinette messed up, that much she knew. “Feathers are in, now,” she had been told. Not only that, but her school was having another fashion contest, this time being judged by Audrey Bourgeois herself.
‘This is my chance!’ Marinette thought to herself. This is how she would make it up to Chloe’s mother for the New York trip. The theme for this year’s contest was suit jackets. Incorporate feather into that and voila, she ends up with the perfect jacket to impress.
The only problem is, she didn’t know who would be modeling it. Marinette assumed since Gabriel Agreste wasn’t judging this year that Adrien wouldn’t be modeling, so she went forth with her idea.
It took a few days, but Marinette was very happy with the final product. Intricate designs threaded on the inside of the jacket made up her signature. The jacket was form fitting but not too tight, with buttons on the ends of the sleeves for the ability to roll them up. Add about 300+ black feathers to the mix, and her design is complete (AND she only ended up pricking herself 13 times! New record).
She marched up the school steps the next day filled with pride. If she wanted her product to look confident, she had to look the part as well. Everyone was already set up in the courtyard. Glitter, leather, and zippers filled her sights. At least hers was unique. She quickly set up her display, making sure everything was intact, then counting down the seconds until Audrey arrived.
It was obvious when the woman had arrived. The air seemed to change even before anyone could see her, quickly raising everyone’s nerves. She strutted in, hands on her hips, looking like she owned the place. Marinette wished she could match her level of confidence.
Mrs. Bourgeois barely glanced at the other designs as she made her way around the courtyard. “Horrific, ugly, awful,” she pointed out at each one she passed. “Too much glitter, too much leather, ugh, and… Oh, my.”
Marinette froze up when the fashionista stopped at her display. Audrey scanned over it once, twice, three times. Mari straightened herself up, ready to answer any questions.
“The use of feathers is simply unique, how many were used?”
“Over three hundred, ma’am.”
“And the design on the inside?”
“My signature, miss. If you turn it upside down, you can see my name threaded in cursive.” Marinette takes her jacket off of the stand and demonstrates by doing just that.
“Oh, how smart. Very impressive, Michelle.”
“Ah- thanks, but it’s Marinet-” the blunette tried to interject, but was cut off by the older woman firmly clapping her hands.
“This one! I choose this young lady’s work. The craftsmanship is lovely and the idea is original,” she says, not bothering to look at the rest of the entries. “Exceptional! I’m going to call Gabriel right away so he can let his son know he’s going to wear this jacket.”
—
“TIKKI THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD I CAN’T REPLACE ALL OF THE FEATHERS WITH FAKE ONES IN ONE NIGHT WHAT DO I DO???”
After the contest, Marinette managed to keep her composer long enough to get home. She really regrets everything in life that led up to this very moment, as evident by her pacing and screaming.
“It’s not so bad, Marinette,” Tikki tries saying calmly.
“Ah, yes, because Adrien being allergic to feathers- MY FEATHERS - isn’t a bad thing. Not at all! He definitely won’t hate my guts after this. I’m so screwed, Tikki.” With a dejected sigh, Marinette flops over onto her chaise. “I can either back out of the show now or live with my crush hating me. Which is it?”
“Neither, Marinette. He’ll understand completely, don’t worry.”
—
‘This was a really bad idea.’
The fashion show day came. Marinette and her family were seated when they arrived. The jacket was taken the day before to keep it safe backstage, so she didn’t get to see Adrien’s reaction to it. She didn’t know if that was a good thing or not.
With clammy hands, fidgety legs, and a dry mouth, the lights dimmed. The show was starting.
The spotlights trained on the stage, and out came Adrien Agreste. He seemed rather composed, but his face looked very strained. ‘Definitely keeping a sneeze in.’
He walked nearly flawlessly towards the end of the stage, but at that point his eyes were watering too much and his nose was pleading for release. As he was striking his final pose at the end of the catwalk, he broke pose to let out a loud sneeze.
‘Shitshitshit.’
The crowd gave noises and looks of mild disgust, but nearly everyone knew about his allergy, so they weren’t going to start drama over it. Adrien turned back, slightly embarrassed. He finally reached backstage, letting out another loud sneeze. Marinette outwardly cringed.
She met him backstage after the show was over, hoping to try and apologize. He noticed her walking towards him and gave a small smile.
“Hey, Marinette! Hope you, uh, enjoyed the show?”
Marinette wrings her hands nervously. “I-Yeah, I did!! Seeing all of the outfits was really…neat.” The two stood in awkward silence for a few seconds before Marinette breaks it. “Look, I wanted to apologize. If I had known you’d be modeling again this year I never would have gone with feathers, of all things. Can you forgive me?”
Adrien gives his friend a gentle smile. “Of course, Marinette. You’re my friend, it was an accident anyway. Neither of us would’ve expected this, it’s totally fine! I’ll try and make sure I’m warned next time, I’ve got allergy medicine for it.” Marinette gives a small sigh of relief and smiles back. The blond reaches out to pat Marinette on the shoulder before he’s called by the dressers, giving her a little wave before he sets off.
Everything’s alright.
—
Ladybug was sitting up on the Eiffel Tower, looking out over the darkening horizon. She loved watching the sunset while at her favorite spot in the city. The sight was absolutely breathtaking.
She hears a small thud behind her, signalling her partner’s arrival.
“I’ve been waiting, Chaton. What took you so long?”
“Ah, sorry, lovebug. I’ve just had a rather rough day today. You’ll never believe what happened!”
The heroine pats the space next to her and Chat Noir gladly takes a seat.
“Tell me everything.”
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once again, it’s called CALM HARM
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This app is really helpful and cute :3
This helps me a lot, as when my dysphoria gets really bad, I often get really intrusive thoughts of self harm. This app is one of the ways I deal with it!
hey yes pls
Well that was a nice hiatus. I’ve been busy, but I have been on the lookout on dates.
There’s a small possibility that we’ll be getting new episodes in February, with great thanks from Canada.
Here are the possible dates:
Family Channel hasn’t confirmed the dates of these episodes, however in their website it does state that they’re releasing episodes in February. Take it as a grain of salt for the time being
Chat noir is doing his part, are you?
It seems I’m lagging behind in Tumblr in matters of posting. Follow my Instagram @ nikita_nishiprava for more art and comics! I’m more active there :D
(and yes I’m a nine year old 🅱series is retarded)
I WOULD DIE FOR YOU
dont let anyone bog you down. go make that 200 chapter Miraculous Ladybug Wild West AU if it makes you happy
25 Days of ML - Day 14 - “It’s too cold for this”
*****
Pairing/Characters: Ladynoir
*****
“It’s too cold for this,” Ladybug huffed, stomping her feet to try and warm them.
Chat Noir shot Ladybug a sympathetic look as she rubbed her hands together.
“Sorry. I wouldn’t have suggested this if it hadn’t been important.”
“Yeah, actually, what did you want to talk about?” Ladybug asked. She looked over at Chat quizzically.
“Um…” Chat winced, glancing away from Ladybug as she came to stand in front of him. “You’re going to be mad.”
Ladybug furrowed her eyebrows underneath her mask.
“Chat Noir? What happened?”
“I-uh…I know who you are,” Chat admitted.
Ladybug’s eyes widened and she took a step back. Chat rubbed his neck guiltily, refusing to meet her eyes.
“After the last akuma attack, when you jumped away to detransform, I accidentally ran into you as my civilian self.”
“Y-you? You did?”
Chat nodded, shifting nervously on his feet.
Ladybug said nothing for a minute, simply staring at him in shock, before her face screwed up in confusion and she hesitantly reached out to touch his cheek. Chat watched her in horror, shrinking back. Was she going to slap him? Honestly if she did, he wouldn’t blame her…
“A…Adrien?”
Chat Noir blinked, taken aback. After a second, he nodded, and Ladybug’s face broke out in a smile.
“We’ve been right in front of each other this whole time,” she chuckled, pulling her hand back to her side.
Chat let his shoulders sag with relief.
“I’m so sorry, Marinette,” he said, stepping closer to take one of her hands in his, “I know how much you value your identity, and how dangerous it is to know, but it was an accident and then I couldn’t just not tell you that I knew.”
Ladybug smiled brightly up at him still, and Chat was a little confused as to how this hadn’t gone downhill so far. He had always known his lady was naturally kind and accepting, and Marinette even more so, but he had still expected just a little bit of backlash from her about being so careless, or something like that. He stared at her, mind torn between feeling ecstatic and being confused, until Ladybug brought his hand up to her lips and then beamed at him, a blush faintly tinting her cheeks.
“I’m so glad to have finally found you, mon chaton,” she said, and her smile grew nervous. “But um…while we’re exchanging secrets, I think I should tell you that I…um…Ireallylikeyoulikealot.”
Chat squinted. “What did you say?”
Ladybug sighed, and took a deep breath before trying again.
“I like you, Chat. Both sides of you. A lot.”
Oh.
Oh.
“Really?”
Ladybug nodded, biting her lip.
“Is that okay? Now that you know who I am…?”
Chat stared at her a second before he laughed—a real laugh that bubbled up from his chest and made his eyes shine. He looked down at his lady, the girl who had quite literally made his world spin upside down on their first day of meeting each other, and now also his classmate, the incredible class president whom he had slowly but surely began to see in a new light.
“That’s more than okay, M’Lady. I like you too. A lot.”
Ladybug blushed again, but right at that moment the wind chose to blow an extra heavy gust across the rooftops, and both teens grit their teeth against the cold. Once it had passed, Ladybug let out an airy laugh and turned to look up at her partner.
“Listen, while tonight has been filled with revelations, it’s also freaking freezing out here. Do you think we could go back to my bakery to talk more?”
“Aw, is m’lady cold? Maybe I can warm you up,” Chat joked.
“Ugh, Chat. Now that’s something I never thought I would hear Adrien say.”
Chat gasped, hit by a sudden revelation.
“Oh my gosh does this mean I can tell you puns in school now?”
“NO.”
Hawkmoth: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, last time you rejected my gift
Marinette: Oh, it’s you again. Did you run out of babies to akumatise?
Hawkmoth: what?
Marinette: I mean was August taken on a holiday?
Hawkmoth: Mar-
Marinette: Was Lila busy tonight?
Hawkmoth: If you-
Marinette: Chloe still being nice and not getting people akumatised? My class actually dealing with things maturely?
Hawkmoth: QUIET!
Marinette: ……
Hawkmoth: I sense a great potential within you. I know you are upset about the injustices of the world, the cruelty of others, how everyone always -
Marinette: No crazy fans in Paris? No people getting upset when they get caught breaking the law
Hawkmoth: If you weren’t going to accept the akuma why did you let it touch you?
Marinette: I was bored. Really would have thought you would have learnt by now