Lyta Writes The Weirdest Shit

God damnit, I swore I'd never get on Tumblr...

[mansons-horror-queen]

The Winning of Morticia Addams // The Addams Family

[artofkace]

i promised myself i wouldn’t go all multishipping on another fandom, but,

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[biff-donderglutes]

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

[zevbutt]

Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone

[alexander]

Willy wonka is fucking shook

[kiramartinauthor]

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

[jay-eddy]

If you write a strong character, let them fail.

If you write a selfless hero, let them get mad at people.

If you write a cold-heated villain, let them cry.

If you write a brokenhearted victim, let them smile again.

If you write a bold leader, let them seek guidance.

If you write a confident genius, let them be wrong, or get stumped once in a while.

If you write a fighter or a warrior, let them lose a battle, but let them win the war.

If you write a character who loses everything, let them find something.

If you write a reluctant hero, give them a reason to join the fight.

If you write a gentle-hearted character who never stops smiling, let that smile fade and tears fall in shadows.

If you write a no one, make them a someone.

If you write a sibling, let them fight and bicker, but know that at the end of the day they’ll always have each other’s back.

If you write a character, make them more than just a character; give them depth, give them flaws and secrets, and give them life.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[itsnotjustpms]

[tariqah]

Anyway, I love women. My life is sustained by my connection with women. And I truly believe that there is no other force more powerful on this earth than the love a woman has for another woman. I love all of you so very very very much.

[frankendykes-monster-deactivate]

❤

[shavleir]

Omg yas! ❤❤😍

[truly-charmed]

Me, on Earth:

[cncenginedynamics]

[gibbonhugdotgif]

I really just do not understand the ultra-rich.

Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take $55 million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s less than a tenth of a billion dollars. Jeff Bezos is worth $118 billion. For less than .05% of his net worth, Jeff Bezos could bring water back to an entire town. At the most money I have ever had in my bank account, .05% of it could buy me like a burger. And not even a particularly nice one.

And let’s say, yeah, the ultra-rich are soulless monsters devoid of empathy or altruism. For .05% of his net wealth, Jeff Bezos could completely turn his public image around. Instead of being the asshole who exploits his workers, suddenly he’s the unlikely hero who saved an entire town.

Like

How do you have the power to become a hero at practically no personal cost and just

Not?

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

It’s just a high score. It’s a leaderboard, that’s what it is to be rich

[wide-worlds-joy]

What I love is that there’s one Billionaire who gave so much money to charities that she became a millionaire. J.K. Rowling. Love her a lot. But when you make yourself even poorer through philanthropy…

[kittykat8311]

How much did she have before and how much did she give tho? If you go from having £1billion and £1 and give away £5 to charity technically you’ve made yourself a millionaire through charitable donations but other than a PR stunt that’s practically useless

[lytahalifax]

Thank you! This has been bugging the fuck out of me forever. If I was a multi billionaire you can be damn sure I'd do shit like fix Flint. But none of them do. Not the Waltons, not Bezos, not Soros, not Buffet. Left or right, it doesn't matter.

[hellotailor]

kristen stewart and cate blanchett at Cannes, may 2018.

[espikvlt]

dude, Kristen Stewart has never been so relatabale

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

How to make Sleazey into Sexy:

Step 1: remove the Male Gaze element from it

Step 2: there is no step 2, you are already finished

[catchymemes]

Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love

[deapseelugia]

SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME

[chocolatequeennk]

Since so many “tiger rescues” aren’t really rescues at all, I did some googling on this one. 

Good news: This is a legit rescue, carried out by Tigers in America. This organisation rescues tigers from horrible situations like this.

If you’re an animal conservationist looking for an organisation to support, Tigers in America is worth looking into.

[lenarise-deactivated20191107]

im never gonna stop thinking about the time i was standing in line for a hayley kiyoko concert in orlando and this guy walked by and said “damn, so many pretty girls in this line and no young men? maybe i should join you girls” and literally every woman in that line cracked up and said “wrong line pal”

[sarahjlbecks]

[bold-lady-boss]

[shortvideosandstuff]

X

[psychara-deactivated20190811]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

[satan-is-salmon-deactivated2017]

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

[dance-hall-dyke-deactivated2019]

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

[desertcryptid]

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

[crhodey]

“I don’t get it, but I love how you love it” is one of the best things anyone can say. My entire family asks questions about comics because they want to share my enthusiasm for them and support me, even though they otherwise wouldn’t pay attention to the industry at all.

[vegfreak]

I cried when I first saw this

[meowcowwow]

This is amazing and really important

[absolutepie]

I went though a goth faze in my teens (like most) and I wanted more than anything to paint my room black. My mom was supportive of my personal expression in terms of my clothes and hair and accessories but she was genuinely concerned about the toll a black room would take on my mental health (I was already prone to recurring depression at that point and still am). I begged for months to repaint my room, but she wouldn’t budge.

One weekend i spent with my dad and when I came back she had repainted my room. A beautiful deep blue on three walls (my favourite colour), lovely sky blue on the ceiling,and one wall was black. The black wall had been sanded smooth and painted with several coats of chalkboard paint. She gave me a couple boxes of chalk and told me to have at it. I LOVED that black wall and wrote on it every day. I drew on it, I doodled, I wrote out my favourite emo song lyrics, wrote reminders for myself, anything I wanted. It was my favourite part of my room and was something that it would have never occurred to me to ask for. It was something only my very creative and clever mom could have come up with and I’m still grateful to her for it.

In retrospect, a room of black walls would indeed have been encouraging a reacurrence of my depression and my moms answer was the perfect compromise. That black wall ended up being the most colourful part of my room.

[nonbinary-scatterbrain-deactiva]

Hey, I’m a trans girl and I’m gay. Reblog if you are also a trans girl who is gay.