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Art is long, Life is short 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Sexy weasels in Renaissance art

Exploring the sexual symbolism hidden in paintings of weasels in Renaissance art

The things I learn on Twitter!

[babyanimalpic]

[thetinylightsbelow]

this just changed my entire attitude

[insomnevida]

wow same

[cosmic-noir]

I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.

[artistickacchi]

Put this puppy in office.

[sourcedumal]

This puppy for president.

[sznofthwtch666]

I swear this partially cured my hangover

[bingomann]

I had a dream I was in a game where you are stuck in a room and the only objective was to hide. The room was white with nothing else in it aside from a closet. The closet door is locked. I only reached until level 2 before i woke up.

[bingomann]

Here’s the creature I had to hide from in level 1. A grandma who crawls all over the walls and eats hair. I lost.

[applepiesaid]

And level 2???????????!

[bingomann]

the second was Mario and Luigi in work attire. I managed to climb up the closet and hoped they wouldn’t look up but Mario kept reaching for my feet.

[spoopernatural-2000]

I feel like this is just one of those weird other dimensions you have a 1% chance of visiting when you sleep and you got unlucky

[bingomann]

That sounds more terrifying thanks

[lilmamabeyellin]

[lyjerria]

she truly outdid herself with this song, this video, everything

[lessonsoflevatation]

I literally remember the day this aired on BET. It changed my entire freaking life. No exaggeration.

[xmybrightx]

Literally. Still gives me chills!

[gif87a-com]

[freakxwannaxbe]

I feel like I am being held hostage

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo Characters in Traditional Japanese Art Style made by Ukiyo-e Heroes

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

[kodiak-attack-deactivated202103]

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[saintbaselshouse]

Some scholars have actually argued this point because of the story where he disappears and goes to his father’s house…the temple. He was a weirdo 😂

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[gothmisspyggie]

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

[shinosarna]

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

[ravencrowbird-deactivated202009]

What’s the mouse gonna do? Shoot me?

[accounting-wunderkind]

Well, actually

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[997]

and she picked just the right song

[saltcircle5558355298234432204-d]

whhat the f

[mentethemage-deactivated2018122]

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

[angelicdevil]

This kid is KILLING it!

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

[spiritsonic]

Been meaning to do this for years

[redbuddi]

Artist for the official sonic comics ^

[toadsandtiels]

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

[snailtivity-deactivated20231020]

[brunhiddensmusings]

where did you find a fucking Skeksis ?

[lore-seekervera]

Posts that make you go HhmmmMMmmm

[sixpenceee]

Time lapse of 2 Queen Of The Night (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) blooms

[juice8b]

Absolutely beautiful!!

[littledoseofcrazy-deactivated20]

[automatic-caution-door]

[openstwitter]

[sixpenceee]

How a rollerblading cameraman captures vehicle boarding scene                        

Source

[gifhy]

holy crap.  I never really think about things like this are done.

[lchupanibre]

That was about 80 times more stable than i thought it would be

[yungphilo]

dope

[theintensivecarebear]

that is some SLICK camerawork (the type of camera being used helps stabilize the picture a lot too) 

[moondust-and-fairywings-deactiv]

I believe that stabilizer is a gimbal, and let me tell you something, they are very heavy. I had to use a type of gimbal at my summer job, and your arms are sore within seconds if you’re not used to it. You have to position your hands just right so the camera doesn’t swing around too much, and with how unstable you are on rollerblades, that is very impressive indeed.

[gif87a-com]

[diamondformm]

me on xanax

[iudexmilkman]

what jutsu is this

[dynatally]

photoshoot speedrun 100%

[natcaptor]

https://youtu.be/P1QiDp15SN4

A 5min mini documentary with one of these (Taobao) models. It’s really interesting to see her work and hear about the industry

[chocolatetheoristkitty]

Reblogging for the link to the 5-min documentary on this.

[theweirdwideweb]