I'M FAGGOT

27 MY BODY IS WEAK, MY SPIRIT IS WEAK, MY BONES ARE LOOSE, MY TITS ARE MEDICALLY DIAGNOSED AS "MODERATE", MY COOKING IS ABOVE AVERAGE, MY FORTRESS UNVANQUISHABLE*, MY SKULL THICK AND DENSE LIKE CHALK, MY FUMES THICK AND DENSE LIKE A REALLY THICK AND DENSE SKULL, AND BABY? I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER THING TO PUT HERE *[save for sacnoth, but that's a whole fuckin thing so don't even bother]

[dollcoil]

(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

[this-is-trans-joy]

I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

what

[the-ravens-king]

[longshrimp]

my beautiful child raise eyebrows

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Can you post osmosis jones yaoi

I mean if you insist and there's like no other option

[snoozedraws]

someday i will be so good at drawing fish

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[angelinajoliesbottom]

Goodmorning to girls who are trapped in a nightmare dimension <3

[victusinveritas]

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[davi-remastered]

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[crabussy]

strandbeests are beautiful megafauna that you can fall in love with. to me

[crabussy]

how is anyone supposed to have normal feelings about any of these

(artist is theo jansen!)

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[bogleech]

I always felt I couldn't possibly be upset about dying to an alien monster because proof of otherwordly life is exactly what it'd take for me to die happy

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[mapswithoutwyoming]

happy flat fag friday

[carmilla-minus-one]

actually it would be horrifying if a gender-obsessed cult was making women afraid to use the bathroom and forcing young girls into testosterone puberty. but i guess if those women and girls are trans it just. doesn't count