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BOYS WEEKEND!!!!!

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

azaleatown

iksiovs

bagelcollie

I'm going to be late, what do you mean it's a sunday ?

nflstreet

by far the funniest tiktok i’ve seen in a while

the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell

You’d be dead. Dead as hell. there would be a small area of blood in the sea to be a little accurate i think.

calamarimo

No but he’d be in the passenger seat

the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell

according to your sentence, he would be dead. Plus “Passenger Seat” does not just mean front seat. the front seat of a vehicle (such as a car) where a passenger sits. Now…

While passengers could also sit in the back seats, if you use the term “passenger seat” it (at least in the US) it always means the front seat that is not the drivers seat. So much so that the sides of a car are called “drivers side” and “passenger side”.

So therefore, he would be dead.

calamarimo

Ya but when he lands in the water it puts out the fire so he’s fine he even said so himself

the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell

you would need 300 Gallons of water to put out the fire on the car, which of course the saltwater or damn does effectively. But… he is unconscious and badly hurt from damage and rapid flips/movement that he would drown from water because he is unconscious and probably can’t swim up. So Therefore, he would be dead.

calamarimo

He clearly survived he’s right there