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I created her with my finger on a plane. She is far from perfect but she is my attempt at the simultaneous capture of a few of the many, many beautiful people I have the fortune of knowing.

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first time I’ve made myself lunch in a while 🍯

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Absolute crossover episode of a Halftime Show at the final World Cup match today

(Madonna, BTS, Shakira, The Muppets!!!???, Justin Bieber, and also what could have maybe been Kizbop??)

[m0ndinorino]

well sure maybe you kissed the brick but you didn’t tell me you were chucking the whole house at me

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the malice and anger leaving my body the moment I consume a Hydrating Beverage

[m0ndinorino]

AHHHHHHH

Mentioned in passing that I felt sore today at work. This remark was met with a “just from that? You should start working out if you’re tired from just this,” followed by an up-down of my body.

WHY DO YOU THINK I’M SORE? I LITERALLY WORKED OUT LAST EVENING. I AM CARRYING A BASS DRUM IN EACH ARM. I COULD THROW YOU IF I WANTED.

Anyways, I went about my day but like I had to get this out somewhere. I know I’m not skinny or super visibly muscular; and of course I’ve gotten stuff like this before but AHhhhhh stop assuming things please dude. Let a woman have body fat that protects her organs.

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[m0ndinorino]

Y’all genuine question how long until nightmares pertaining to The Event™ go away like it’s been over a year

I am far too employed for such emotional instances of night

[m0ndinorino]

Let’s settle this once and for all; which empanada is better?

Baked

Fried

Voting ended onJul 7

[m0ndinorino]

Who wants to go movie monologue for movie monologue with me?

[m0ndinorino]

Happy 4th to America, not its government

Happy 4th to cookouts and canyons and people who were here long before 1776 and people who just moved in last week and making casseroles for neighbors when times are hard and folk music and country music and house parties and red solo cups and horses and eagles and forests and cities and countrysides and parks and ice water and sweet tea and blue jeans and baseball and hip-hop and jazz and everything else that I’m forgetting.

[m0ndinorino]

I MISS MY BABY

[im-the-autism-man]

the creeping sense of inadequacy is back does anyone have recommendations for hobbies

[lemonmoon2000]

cross stitch

[im-the-autism-man]

FUCK

[lemonmoon2000]

bone collecting?

[m0ndinorino]

homegirl is NOT beating the witch in a forest cottage allegations

[i-eat-asphalt]

Why is it called a daddy longlegs?

Who put the daddy there?

[m0ndinorino]

My mama did NOT have the patience for my storytelling skills earlier I swear I started stumbling over my words the TINIEST bit and she just sighed and turned the vacuum back on and walked away😭

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BOYS WE’VE DONE IT AGAIN

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On Ryland Grace, the Science Teacher

He hums The Clean Up Song when he picks up after himself, Rocky, or a particularly messy experiment on the ship.

He absentmindedly calls “walking feet!!” when Rocky rolls too quickly down the ship’s halls.

He’s probably made a Kahoot game for Rocky to study human terminology.

He’s told Stratt (and the other scientists) to use her inside voice and immediately cringed at himself for it.

On a rowdy day of class on Erid, he does the teacher guilt trip thing: “No, no. It’s okay. Mr. Grace will wait. It’s not like he only has, what, 30 years left?” And the Eridian kids, with their crazy long lifespans, FREAK and start crying.