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occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
d e v o n
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
𩵠avery cochrane đŠľ

#extradirty
Sweet Seals For You, Always
taylor price
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@m3ab
ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
you have to read to your kids you have to read with your kids you have to read in front of your kids you have to take your kids to the library you have to talk about books with your kids you have to let your kids read books that are a little difficult or scary you have to teach your kids to love reading
Wishing you a happy solstice (winter or summer, as the case may be). Unless you're a flat earther, in which case, Happy Inexplicable Phenomenon!
do british people have a special ÂŁ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key donât you worry your lil butt
wait
what⌠what do American keyboards look like then?
With a keyboard like that, no wonder they canât spell.
Youâve heard of SuperWhoLock, now get ready for
So I have a lot of fairly snobby âfriendsâ who would probably want to start a fandom war in favor of
But not me. I am no snob. I am a member of
STOP
are you sure
Good job, King of Games.
Heâs King of Games, not King of Math
pls go back t skool
XD I GET THE JOKE NOW
I feel bad for laughing
That describes literally no one in season 0
odyssey dashboard simulator
đŁââď¸ captain.odysseus
between two choices hereâŚ
scylla
charbydis
to be so honest neither are looking great but sometimes u gotta make tough decisions. nobody tell my crew about this btw
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⏠crewmate-238-deactivated12109
the sirens are dangerous to YOU. i understand them though. we are holding hands and singing and they're not even eating me
đ§ââď¸ siren.girl.40 Follow
no weâre not
âď¸ 0restes
OP being deactivated really adds something here
đľ demodocus.sings.a.lot Follow
the sirens killed him
đ circe.without.mercy
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𤴠telemakhos.of.ithaka
just fucked up so bad i met queen helen from sparta and called her "helen of troy" in front of her husband who literally spent ten years fighting a war to get her back FROM TROY. about to throw myself into the sea
đ face.that.launched.1000.ships Follow
omg no worries babygirl come back anytime :))) happens to everyone
𤴠telemakhos.of.ithaka
was no one going to tell me helen of troy had a tumblr
𤴠telemakhos.of.ithaka
FUCK i did it again
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⏠crewmate-24-deactivated9823
for real though has anyone seen elpenor
#i could have sworn he was with us when we were at circes??
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⏠crewmate-438-deactivated5764
dreaming of burger made of helios' cattle rn. mmm
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it is actually insane that people are reblogging this. do you know how disrespectful this is to helios and to all of the gods?? those are literally sacred cattle, i shouldn't be seeing odysseus' crew blogging about how they want to make them into burgers. it's not funny and it's not a joke.
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#it was gonna be such a perfect day for a bbq but its stormy all the sudden #:( #oh well i guess we will just eat our burgers inside
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đ antinous420
how long could it possibly take to weave a fucking shroud
đˇ ithaca-fact-checker Follow
fun fact! it can actually take 1,543 years to weave a burial shroud for oneâs father in law, depending on the materials, style, and craftsman!
𤴠telemakhos.of.ithaka
ayyy ithaca fact checker i missed you
đ antinous420
who the hell is running this account
#that has to be a joke right #otherwise that would mean that like only an immortal could weave these #ik athena is goddess of weaving but she cant be the only one doing it #right???
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đ what.up.its.nausica
not the random naked man i found on my shore who i almost got betrothed to being odysseus king of ithaca are you KIDDING me
đ pisistratus-son-of-nestor
i thought he was dead???
đŁââď¸ captain.odysseus
im not
đ pisistratus-son-of-nestor
@ telemakhos.of.ithaca @ queen-penelope-official HELLO???
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đ circe.without.mercy
actually disgusting that people are still following @/calyps0 when she literally kept odysseus captive on her island for seven years. yes odysseus is incredibly problematic and he should be held accountable for actions. yes i dont support what he did to polyphemus and i will block anyone who said that was deserved. but he literally has a wife and son he needs to get back to and it's disgusting that she tried to impede him like this
đď¸ calyps0 Follow
hey what was going on when he stayed at your place for a year
đď¸ calyps0 Follow
lmfao she blocked me
#girl this situation is messyyyy
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đŚ goddess-of-wisdom
why is everyone so mad at odysseus. heâs just a silly little guy. my silly little mortal. he does tricks. free him
đą earthshaker Follow
he blinded my son
đŚ goddess-of-wisdom
ok??? have you considered that maybe your son was being a little bitch
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đŁââď¸ captain.odysseus
lmfaoooo ive been sending anon hate to polyphemus and he still doesnât know it was me, odysseus, son of laertes sacker of cities king of ithaca who lives at ithaca palace and is currently sailing home on the aegean sea. click the read more to track my voyage home
Read more
#what are you gonna do about it big guy #nobody cares
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when i find whoever it is that is sending me these you are going to be so sorry
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đ queen-penelope-official
like this post if you want to be included in the archery contest tomorrow!
#may the best shot win!
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đ˝ď¸ suitor-37
anyone noticed the quality of penelopeâs wines at ithaca palace has kind of sucked lately
đśď¸ ordinary.beggar.dont.worry Follow
i have a strong feeling that you wonât have to worry about this for much longer :)
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"Romance is only good if it has smut"
You OBVIOUSLY have not read Crooked Kingdom, where Kaz's lips brush Inej's neck, he has a panic attack, leaves, starts a fight with his ENTIRE GANG and WINS
squigglydigg:
puzzle163:
x-tadashi:
katyanoctis:
beamthechao:
Beautiful.
These are too fantastic XD
that last one tho
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
âYO-YOS.â
big o drawpile doodles! I'm finally practicing Dorothy because what's wrong with me why didn't I sooner?
THATS IT HES GOING IN THE FUCKING JAR
Your art is so pretty!!! Also, whatâs ur favorite six of crows character?
it's inej <3 and then my 2nd fave is kaz because we both have the same favourite character
Kaz runs, carrying a wounded Inej to safety. Six of Crows
Pros of wearing a cloak all the time:
Looks cool
Nobody can steal your phone from your back pocket
Billows epically when you walk into the subway and there's a train there
Billows epically when there's wind
You look like a wizard
You feel like a wizard
I once had a pair of little kids come up to me and ask if I was a wizard
Doubles as a blanket if you get eepy
Put up the hood to look mysterious
Hood fits over headphones
Hood fits over big hoop earrings (I don't have these but it's still a bonus)
Perfect if your sleeves are too puffy to fit into your coat
Great for people who have sensory issues with sleeves
Great conversation starter
Great weekend project (if you sew it yourself, which is probably cheaper)
Really warm in the winter (if you use wool fabric)
Keeps the sun off in the summer (if you use a lighter fabric)
SO MUCH FREE SPACE FOR EMBROIDERY
There is a good chance it will boost your self-confidence
Pretty sure it'll do the same with your self-esteem
(Nothing in this life is certain, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something)
(I think that's how the quote went)
Fuzzy
Cons of wearing a cloak all the time:
none
I have been informed that Edna would be upset
How to be able to wear a cloak all the time: