Is Somebody Gonna...????
Call Me Dorian/Rian/Ri/Dori (call me whatever, just don’t call me late for girl/boy kiss o’ clock)
Pronouns: idfk/idfc (but if you must know, I’m whatever’s most inconvenient for you at the moment)
Disclaimer: I don’t condone the bad actions in these films. I just like problematic women (and men) in media. Sue me. (Actually, don’t. I’m broke.)
A List of My Favorite Movies from When I Was Younger
(Note: I haven’t seen these since I was, like, really young. So if they’ve aged like milk, don’t @ me. I’m just here for the vibes and the problematic faves.)
HEATHERS (80s/Musical) – Toxic teens, murder, and musical numbers? Iconic
Fatal Attraction – “If I can’t have you…well I’m GOING TO HAVE YOU” energy, but make it CUNT
The Breakfast Club – Detention has never look this goooooddd..
Sixteen Candles – Problematic? Yes. Do I still love it? Also yes
St. Elmo’s Fire – Brat Pack at their brattiest
Cruel Intentions – Sarah Michelle Gellar in that kiss? Life-changing… I’ve kissed so many girls thanks to this movie (Ok I’ve kissed like 3 girls. But still)
The Craft – Witchy, bitchy, and absolutely perfect… also Fairuza Balk??? FUCK!
Scream (The first one, obviously. RIP Randy Meeks. You were too good for this world.)
Thelma & Louise – girls’ trip gone wrong, Luckily I support women’s wrongs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer- the movie, because we all start somewhere. Not that I didnt like the series too tho lol
The Lost Boys – Vampires, mullets, and Kiefer Sutherland. Need I say more, i mean i could... buttttttt should I????
Jawbreaker – Dark, twisted, and so very 90s… GOD to be a teen in the 90’s *Dreamy sigh bc im pretending racism didn’t exist*
Life-Size (Yes, Tyra Banks is a monster, but this movie is a treasure. Fight me.)
The Rage: Carrie 2 – Underrated and important to me. Don’t ask why.
Harriet the Spy (books/movie) – Spy kids, but make it gay.
George of the Jungle – Brendan Fraser. in. a. loincloth. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
Matilda – Because who didn’t want to be her?
I Love Toxic/Doomed Yuri, Okay?
I’m a toxic girlkisser. Well, not really. I’m pretty normal about kissing women. *Vibrates from the force of lesbian love* I watched Madoka at a VERY pivotal point in my life, and I never emotionally recovered. Thanks for that.
Anime That I Love/Want to Love/Want to Watch
(It’s all pretty gay. You’re welcome.)
Madoka (DUHH)
Sailor Moon (Never seen it, but I hear there’s lesbians. Sooooo.)
One Piece (Used to watch it as a kid, then stopped because the worst person I know was a big fan. Ugh.)
Inuyasha (What girl didn’t wanna smooch Inu’s big brother? That man was FIONE. Also, Kouga… OOMPH.)
Higurashi When They Cry (Never finished it, but bro. It was dark.)
Elfen Lied (Stumbled upon it on YouTube. Fell in love. No regrets.)
The Rose of Versailles (Gay. Historical. Drama. Yes.)
Beastars (Haven’t seen season 3 yet. No spoilers, please.)
Sitcoms I Love (and Make Gayer in My Head)
Because why not? You can’t stop me.
Living Single (THE BEST SHOW EVER. FRIENDS CAN SUCK MY DICK.) I ship Max and Kyle so hard. Don’t @ me.
Reba (Polyamory would solve like 82% of the show’s conflicts. I’m not even poly, but COME ON.)
Sister, Sister (Just good. Sucks that Tia and Tamera don’t talk anymore, though.)
The Conners (Because I’m a glutton for family drama.)
The Golden Girls (Dorothy was the hottest. Fight me, Blanche stans.) Bea Arthur was my childhood crush. No shame.
Shameless (Only seen the British one, but I wanna get into the American one because Steve Howey is HOT.)
Good Times (Getting back into it after forgetting about it for years.)
227 (Jackée Harry… OHHH. That woman is BEAUTIFUL. I just wanna hold her hand and cuddle.)
Abbott Elementary (Only seen seasons 1 & 2. Quinta Brunson is a QUEEN.)
About Me (or Lack Thereof)
I don’t like labels. I don’t know my gender or my sexuality. I just identify as a nuisance and a headache. I’m here to cause chaos, refuse to explain, and then leave.
Religiousy stuff under the cut :P














