M4tch My Fr43k

No Minors ok? ok. if you cant handle my freak, walk on by i never got to have an obession phase with celebs/fictional characters so ig i'm doing it at almost 30?? i promise i'm not like this irl i need a vent space :P

[m4tchmyfr43k]

Is Somebody Gonna...????

Call Me Dorian/Rian/Ri/Dori (call me whatever, just don’t call me late for girl/boy  kiss o’ clock)

Pronouns: idfk/idfc (but if you must know, I’m whatever’s most inconvenient for you at the moment)

Disclaimer: I don’t condone the bad actions in these films. I just like problematic women (and men) in media. Sue me. (Actually, don’t. I’m broke.)

A List of My Favorite Movies from When I Was Younger

(Note: I haven’t seen these since I was, like, really young. So if they’ve aged like milk, don’t @ me. I’m just here for the vibes and the problematic faves.)

HEATHERS (80s/Musical) – Toxic teens, murder, and musical numbers? Iconic

Fatal Attraction – “If I can’t have you…well I’m GOING TO HAVE YOU” energy, but make it CUNT

The Breakfast Club – Detention has never look this goooooddd..

Sixteen Candles – Problematic? Yes. Do I still love it? Also yes

St. Elmo’s Fire – Brat Pack at their brattiest

Cruel Intentions – Sarah Michelle Gellar in that kiss? Life-changing… I’ve kissed so many girls thanks to this movie (Ok I’ve kissed like 3 girls. But still)

The Craft – Witchy, bitchy, and absolutely perfect… also Fairuza Balk??? FUCK! 

Scream (The first one, obviously. RIP Randy Meeks. You were too good for this world.)

Thelma & Louise – girls’ trip gone wrong, Luckily I support women’s wrongs

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- the movie, because we all start somewhere. Not that I didnt like the series too tho lol

The Lost Boys – Vampires, mullets, and Kiefer Sutherland. Need I say more, i mean i could... buttttttt should I????

Jawbreaker – Dark, twisted, and so very 90s… GOD to be a teen in the 90’s *Dreamy sigh bc im pretending racism didn’t exist*

Life-Size (Yes, Tyra Banks is a monster, but this movie is a treasure. Fight me.)

The Rage: Carrie 2 – Underrated and important to me. Don’t ask why.

Harriet the Spy (books/movie) – Spy kids, but make it gay.

George of the Jungle – Brendan Fraser. in. a. loincloth. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Matilda – Because who didn’t want to be her?

I Love Toxic/Doomed Yuri, Okay?

I’m a toxic girlkisser. Well, not really. I’m pretty normal about kissing women. *Vibrates from the force of lesbian love* I watched Madoka at a VERY pivotal point in my life, and I never emotionally recovered. Thanks for that.

Anime That I Love/Want to Love/Want to Watch

(It’s all pretty gay. You’re welcome.)

Madoka (DUHH)

Sailor Moon (Never seen it, but I hear there’s lesbians. Sooooo.)

One Piece (Used to watch it as a kid, then stopped because the worst person I know was a big fan. Ugh.)

Inuyasha (What girl didn’t wanna smooch Inu’s big brother? That man was FIONE. Also, Kouga… OOMPH.)

Higurashi When They Cry (Never finished it, but bro. It was dark.)

Elfen Lied (Stumbled upon it on YouTube. Fell in love. No regrets.)

The Rose of Versailles (Gay. Historical. Drama. Yes.)

Beastars (Haven’t seen season 3 yet. No spoilers, please.)

Sitcoms I Love (and Make Gayer in My Head)

Because why not? You can’t stop me.

Living Single (THE BEST SHOW EVER. FRIENDS CAN SUCK MY DICK.) I ship Max and Kyle so hard. Don’t @ me.

Reba (Polyamory would solve like 82% of the show’s conflicts. I’m not even poly, but COME ON.)

Sister, Sister (Just good. Sucks that Tia and Tamera don’t talk anymore, though.)

The Conners (Because I’m a glutton for family drama.)

The Golden Girls (Dorothy was the hottest. Fight me, Blanche stans.) Bea Arthur was my childhood crush. No shame.

Shameless (Only seen the British one, but I wanna get into the American one because Steve Howey is HOT.)

Good Times (Getting back into it after forgetting about it for years.)

227 (Jackée Harry… OHHH. That woman is BEAUTIFUL. I just wanna hold her hand and cuddle.)

Abbott Elementary (Only seen seasons 1 & 2. Quinta Brunson is a QUEEN.)

About Me (or Lack Thereof)

I don’t like labels. I don’t know my gender or my sexuality. I just identify as a nuisance and a headache. I’m here to cause chaos, refuse to explain, and then leave.

Religiousy stuff under the cut :P

Spiritual Vibes

I believe in God, but not in the way Christians typically do. I read the Bible, but it’s not this big, scary thing. I’m just vibing with God. Jesus was a queer brown commie, not a gun-toting MAGA with blue eyes and blond hair.

Bible Verses I Try to Live By:

1 Corinthians 13:13 NIV – “And now these three remain: faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love.”

John 13:34 NIV – “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.”

I call myself a Christian, but it doesn’t exactly fit. I believe God is a concept—what we make of Him. I believe God is love. I believe we are all God, and God is us. We are the God of our own lives. God is everything and everyone.

Also, I yell at/argue with God because, like… wtf, God?

So, there you go. That’s me. Snarky, chaotic, and unapologetically me. If you don’t like it, that’s your problem, not mine. 😘

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never gonna finish this :O sooooo here uuuuuu gooooooo

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oops i accidently kept working on it

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Chesi WIP

a cute beach bummy gal. gonna go for a cute Gyaru look ^w^ she's so cuteeeee

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never gonna finish this :O sooooo here uuuuuu gooooooo

[burningvelvet]

jacob elordi and margot robbie starring in yet another whitewashed wuthering heights adaptation which is going to further destroy the public perception of this classic literary work by misleading people into interpreting it as a common bodice ripper bc no one cares about nuance or meaning and all anyone cares about is profit... crying shaking throwing up!!!

it's also really ironic to imagine what heathcliff himself would think about how he's portrayed in media. he hates everyone and would hate more than anyone the fans who romanticize him, just as he canonically hates isabella for adoring him and wanting to believe that he's better than he is — that he is the romantic hero she's made him out to be. how ironic is it that most fans of the work embody isabella? and on that note, how much do you want to bet that isabella will be written out of the story along with most of the other characters plotlines, like how the colonial rhetoric is written out by the fact of elordi's mere presence?

heathcliff is such a wonderfully written character and one of the most iconic in all literary history. he doesn't deserve this chronic mistreatment and neither do any of the other characters. least deserving of all is emily brontë herself who would be continuously disappointed if she were misfortunate enough to have to bear witness to these adaptations. she's actively rolling in her grave as we speak and the producers are parodying heathcliff digging her up so that she can share in the torment they insist upon...

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[spidersdaily]

Dinking her oiter

[deykxn]

i'm not buying no damn moola 😭😭😭😭

[indie-navarrete]

JENNIFER'S BODY // (2009) — dir. karyn kusama

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jennifer’s body fangoria - september 2009

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i think sneak watching john water's films as a kid altered my brain in the best way possible :PPP

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A bunch of WIP posters ^w^ cuz im redoing my roooommm

I want my room to be a deep romantic cool toned purple, i want it to be a perfect mix of cute bubbley and dark and dangerous ^w^ OH it better be OBVIOUS that im queer as fuck :P

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little doodle i did

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Rossy De Palma || WIP ||

hangon... she might be on to something??

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not me making two equally damaged ocs in my head that i want to write & draw about but its hard to be creative cuz my family is dealing with some really f'ked shit rn and i have no energy to be creative fr

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Overton my Beloved <3

Handsomest brother on Living Single (Next to Kyle BARKBARKBARKER)

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Regine Hunter Posting <3