Living Like Glen Coco

Oh god I don't know what this blog is-- what have I become?

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[brosetv]

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[anglaised]

i hope every straight woman on the planet realizes she doesnt have to date shitty guys or guys at all for that matter seriously being single is better than whatever this is

[mabeltanaka]

Figaro + 😾

Pinocchio (1940)

[tinyhorror]

my son.. (frames from this video)

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[rabbitscreams]

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

[keychaingirl]

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

[thememedaddy]

[meangirlnurse]

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

[cybermanes]

“Are you a dog or cat person?”

Brother I will pet an alligator if it lets me

[lowkeloki]

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#the fury of a child never given a straight answer

She is gonna beat that man to death with a teapot

[sophsun1]

The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times