I'm gay and I'm on crack

I like writing, I'm in a lot of fandoms so I can't be bothered to list them all. Not really a Harry Potter fan (I actually don't like it at all) BUT I am a slytherin if you wanted to know.

[milf-abbacchio]

[theirisianprincess]

RWBY Trailer Songs

Red Like Roses: I’m mourning the loss of my mother.

Mirror Mirror: Despite my wealth and fame, I’m still the loneliest of all.

From Shadows: I was born oppressed and subjugated by an uncaring human society.

I Burn: LOL Come At Me scrublord YA LIFT BRO???? *does 500 push-ups*

[rosiegeee]

Apple Was Gay for Darling Before Dragon Games

I know that most people think that this kiss was the first time there was anything gay between the characters Apple White and Darling Charming, and it defiantly was canonical confirmation and great representation, but it wasn’t the first. 

This kiss aired January 29, 2016, but two years earlier on March 25, 2014 the book Ever After High The Unfairest of Them All hit the shelves and in chapter 21 the following happens:

Many boys in that room have crushes on Darling and yet not a single one of them looked at Darling, everyone but Apple turned away. Apple could not help but stare at Darlings beauty and accidentally fell under her spell. And after seeing the hair flip and “Darling lowered her eyelids halfway and smiled coyly” all Apple could manage to say was “Enchanting” 

So in summery you can’t convince me otherwise that Apple had a very intense gay moment for Darling right here.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

You got that right

[cinnamonrollorder]

I’m crying

[nerdneeniya]

New portal just opened

[shyspacefey]

[coppercorn-and-cauldron]

Writer problems

[aniseandspearmint]

*dies laughing*

[dragonblaggin]

BLAKE WAIT IT WAS JUST A PRANK

[anxietyproblem]

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

It me.

[forever-memes]

Strange

[forever-memes]

Omgg

[desinteresse]

I think from ages 14 till 18 you shouldn’t be allowed to read books. This has 2 advantages, namely:

1. You can spend more time underage drinking and/or smoking, a valuable social bonding experience for any teenager

2. This will successfully destroy a large part of the Young Adult genre.

[anxietyproblem]

[lesbiantiana]

in the mood to walk deep into the woods and get kidnapped by fairies

[galvanizedfriend]

[leatherleaves]

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

[karis-the-fangirl]

[blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de]

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

[leet911]

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

[blue00phoenix]

oh my god 

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

[thedragonemperess]

I love this so much

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

[dreaming-shark]

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

[ailithnight]

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.

[chequerootlurks]

As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.

Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.

This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.

A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.

Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.

One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.

Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.

Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.

Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.

Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.

[thatdisasterauthor]

As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.

[swindle94]

now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mindfulmagics]

I was thinking about this post specifically when I put on the Among Us earrings my girlfriend made me and the one flannel I own to go to Home Depot for plants yesterday

I got multiple compliments from the staff working there on the earrings

[prideknights]

Any suggestions for new Pride Knights’ merch?

[dod-kalm]

One word: DOGS

[prideknights]

Pride Knight Dogs?

[dod-kalm]

YESSS!

[prideknights]

That sounds…EPIC! What dog breeds do you like?

[dccay-y]

A Rough Collie <3

[dod-kalm]

Shiba Inu

Australian Shepherd

Siberian Husky

[souschan]

May I suggest the yorkshire terrier and the golden retriever? LOOK:

[prideknights]

Such beautiful doggies! I need 4 more suggestions! 

[johnnyishereforever]

A dobermann would go very well with the aro flag!

[johnnyishereforever]

Here is a picture:

[moonxchaos]

I like mixed breeds. They are super cute!!!

[getsbi]

Labrador Retriever

Border Collie

[prideknights]

Thank you for all the suggestions, fellow Pride Knights! 

[prideknights]

UPDATE: Just finished the Yorkshire Terrier design! I think I’ll have them all done by next week! (:

[ereskind]

I AM SO HYPED

[hikarinokusari]

I’m hyped too <3

[prideknights]

MEET OUR MOST LOYAL WARRIORS:

New hoodie and t-shirt designs! Print is on the back and the Pride Knights’ logo on the front. ステー・プラウド means ‘STAY PROUD’ in Japanese! Hope you all like the new designs. Available until April 12th!

https://teespring.com/stores/prideknights

[universal-melodies]

I love them so much!!!

[macaronnn666]

Yo, those designs are fucking sick! 

[theconcealedweapon]

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

[thotlord]

this is accurate

[beardedboggan-deactivated201812]

That’s what conservatives sound like. To a fucking letter.

[sam-i-am-27]

Fuck it. Everyone who reblogs this is getting a superhero name, origin, and powers.

[maggyme13]

Yes Please :)