the centre cannot hold

[beeliker]

Thirteen: Hey, I just ran an X-ray on that patient Will Navidson and his skull measures a quarter of an inch wider on the inside than it does on the outside

Foreman: We'd better tell House about this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

[akiragatr]

You can't say every generation's got a venom gland when every generation does NOT have a venom gland! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY venom gland? Why don't I have a venom gland?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop! Being! So! Silly!

[lemonade-sky]

[lonelyroommp3]

and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?

[lonelyroommp3]

this is clearly some deep 1066 magic from us currently having possession of the bayeux tapestry

[lonelyroommp3]

i’ve not seen a group of roughly a dozen young french men get massacred like this since act two of les misérables

[duckdotcom]

they're adding mary magdalene to smash

[tiredadventurer]

[thefuturemayyetbewon-deactivate]

What denomination would you be if you just attended the closest church? I would be Episcopalian.

[machine-unlearning]

The Summer I turned Normal

[kelpywheat]

Since Boygenius sweeped this year, here ya go.

[the-belldam]

"grace for the guilty" is such a succinct and accurate distillation of Christian theology that you could never hear it in actual Christian pop media because no one would have the nerve to say something so controversial

[vulnerasti-cor-meum]

[kimpossibooty]

thinking about the lady who lied to solomon about it being her baby and was totally cool with his idea of giving her half a baby like what was her plan

[mawwware404]

❌ DNI LIST ❌

- men 18 to 30

- college educated women over 40

- suicidal poets

- fat midwestern fathers

- kids with diabetes

- pentecostal preachers

- mothers under 20

- interracial couples

- atheist professors

- government employees

- xenophobes and racists

- private aviators

[json-derulo]

beautiful women with hugh laurie house profile pictures are reblogging from me on tumblr dotcom

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star