Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
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Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
Look at these alligators. They’re in Santa costumes.
IT’S A WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR
Look at these alligators. They’re in Santa costumes.
IT’S A WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR
r u today’s date??? bc ur an 11/10
EVWRYONE REBLOG THIS BEFORE IT’s TOO LATE.
I don't rlly use this anymore so add me on discord I'm Rosarita#4158 mutuals followers friends or following can message it's not a prob if we have rlly talked before
This shit right here.
cable, flirting: please shut up
deadpool, flirting back: make me, you old fuck. dont worry my limbs all grow back so you c-
everyone witnessing this:
why is this true
wolverine is 5’3 and scott summers is 6’3
here is a picture of 5’3 jessica simpson and her 6’3 husband eric johnson
i can’t believe no one has done this
Logan:
Scott:
“Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy confirmed to be in a relationship in Gotham City Sirens movie.”
I’m enjoying so much the fact that this is only happening because Jared Leto made such a creepy dickhead of himself filming Suicide Squad that Margot Robbie basically went “Welp, time to figure out a way NEVER TO LET THAT MAN NEAR ME AGAIN”.
So she went off, found a scriptwriter to write the Gotham City Sirens movie, sold it to DC and Warner Brothers and is executive producing it.
Thank you, Margot Robbie, from the bottom of my heart. You truly are the hero that DC deserves.
Yes. I’m ready for this.
8/19/18
i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it
Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening
Well bitch it ain’t happening to me
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top
I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened
why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .
this 7 second video has no business being this funny