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if i come over to your monastery and the pussy is trash i'm fucking stealing shit out of your reliquary
The OBSESSION with identity is so crazy like the view that when you do something it immediately becomes part of your identity and all the parts of you have to click together to become “person who wakes up early” or “person who reads” no you can literally just do something without restructuring your whole performance of personhood around it. I don’t know what to tell you except that you will never be able to have an entirely unfractured view of yourself or that you will be able to rationalize all the complex parts of yourself into the phrase “person who x” like you should just be doing things without performing them. Or aestheticizing them. Just try different things on and keep what works for you. Otherwise you will never learn and grow!
If you're multilingual do you swear more in your first language or a language you've learned later?
I swear more in my native language
I swear more in a language I learned later
I swear about an equal amount in all languages I speak.
I don't swear
Monolingual button.
(Asking this because I basically never swear in my first language but swear a lot in English)
If you're multilingual do you swear more in your first language or a language you've learned later?
I swear more in my native language
I swear more in a language I learned later
I swear about an equal amount in all languages I speak.
I don't swear
Monolingual button
compilation of my all-time favorite tweets
the color of your tshirt is your new hair color! do you like it?
it's good
it's bad
it's great
it's awful
it's my actual hair color
results
Just saw a hopelessly American version of this poll (i'd genuinely never heard of 1 of the flavours and others were very American specific/not available anywhere else) so here's a totally non-regional poll for the entire world! Best ice cream flavour that ISNT vanilla, strawberry or chocolate?
Hokey Pokey
Boysenberry Ripple
Orange choc chip
Mint choc chip
Goody Goody Gum Drop
Jelly Tip
Cookies & Cream
Lemon Lime
Rum & Raisin
Passion Fruit
Fairy Bread
Caramel Fudge
going to start acting like i don't know anything about america. "people who aren't old enough to drink yet" ummmm we were talking about 19 year olds? they have been old enough to drink for a year now! you might be a little confused 😁
I definitely understand that it's annoying when people make assumptions, says the intersex AFAB person who has serious disability because of the assumption that forced gender surgery is a great idea.
However.
You walked on a website that's like 80% USAmericans, based in the US, and are complaining that USAmericans are discussing US norms without caveats.
There's 195 nations the UN recognizes; 205 on the Wiki list; Indigenous "tribes" in the US actually should be considered a nation each, so we're probably more like 300 just from the US; obviously indigenous people in other recognized nations add several hundred...
Yeah, you like the color of the caveat? Because I sure don't.
you tell americans "don't assume everyone is from the usa" and they will say "you want me to list every country and culture my statement DOESN'T apply to before i say anything??????? is that what you want??????" you know what yeah, that IS what i want now. start listing.
I miss the world before AI image generation
Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes
Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye
Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out
Five, nothing wrong with me
Six geese-a-laying
Seven (often stylized as Se7en) is a 1995 American crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles. Set in an unnamed, crime-ridden city, Seven's narrative follows disenchanted, nearly retired Detective Lieutenant William Somerset (Freeman) and his newly transferred partner David Mills (Pitt) as they try to stop a serial killer from committing a series of murders based on the seven deadly sins.
Walker, an aspiring writer, based Seven on his experiences of moving from a suburban setting to New York City during a period of rising crime and drug addiction in the late 1980s. An Italian film company optioned his script, but following financial difficulties, the rights were sold to New Line Cinema. Studio executives were opposed to the script's bleak conclusion, insisting on a more mainstream and optimistic outcome. Fincher, determined to re-establish himself after a career setback with his directorial debut Alien 3 (1992), was mistakenly sent Walker's original script and, convinced of its merit, committed to directing the project if the original ending remained intact. Principal photography took place in Los Angeles between December 1994 and March 1995, on a $33–$34 million budget.
My best friend's favorite number is nine. It's because there isn't a number that's higher. 9. 99. 999. 9999.
If everything gets high enough, you become invincible. Nothing can hurt you anymore. Nothing can hurt anyone anymore.
But isn't it scary, to think that there's a highest number? That if you made 99 good memories, you couldn't hold any more?
So I don't like to keep count. Of the flowers they pick, or how many times we laugh, or how many scary faces they make.
I just hope we'll be friends for 999 more years.
Ben Ten
Kevin Eleven
12 Monkeys is a 1995 American science fiction thriller film directed by Terry Gilliam from a screenplay by David Peoples and Janet Peoples, based on Chris Marker's 1962 short film La Jetée. It stars Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt, and Christopher Plummer. Set in a post-apocalyptic future devastated by disease, the film follows a convict who is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human population on the planet.
Do you think you "peaked" as a teenager?
Yes, absolutely
Yes
Maybe in some ways/kind of
No
Absolutely not
I don't know
I'm not out of my teens yet but yes, I think this is my peak
I'm not out of my teens yet but no, I don't think this will be my peak
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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thank you!! everyone who isn't reblogging this post fails to appreciate the emotional depth and specificity i implied. 😤
the layer of paint on my penis is so thick & white
Port Chalmers / Kōpūtai, Dunedin / Ōtepoti, New Zealand / Aotearoa
Have you been here?
I have been here
I have not been here
Animal Attic, Tuhura Otago Museum, Dunedin, Aotearoa
Have you been here?
I have been here
I have not been here
Riverside Market, Christchurch, Aotearoa/New Zealand
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I have been here
I have not been here
Guys my friend found this really cool horse picrew with tons of coat options!! It's genuinley really nice, so I made myself in it :3
It's cool getting to show others what I look like
I thought some other horses on here might want to participate, so I included the link!!
Moot check up!!
@redtheredheadeddemon @victoria33787 @kcookiez @anaa15 @annathedreamer11 @iiiidleteen @pluraldinosaur543 @yurifulofjoy @z0mbi3gvtzzz @literalleah @lastsoulonearth @eyelessmari
How are yall feeling today? :33
IM DOING GREAT SCREAMING AND KICKING MY LEGS AT KNIGHTS FAN THANX MV THAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!!!!!!! which btw you need to watch NOW cyber!!! im really happy that they released it today that i just happen to have the day off work so i can gush abt it all i want alfvkshsksb
@heatwa-ves / @seri-tonin / @rnoonbow / @solarshadow / @insidesilsworld / @distantpleiades / @helenestic-a / @0rchidm4ntis / @raeygina-george / @cheritsundere how are you guys doing? <3
miki what is this mv that dropped!!! tell meee :3 anyway I'm Bored rn because work is dead and my least fav coworker is yapping about dieting. Anyway. Excited to go #home excited to see my cat excited to watch sbr with helena VERY excited for gorillaz concert
@astralmarionette @zombies-sold-cheap @faggotwalkwithme @helenestic-a @starswallowingsea @amphibifish @ozvani @sakohakura how are u!
GOOD just woke up about to play disco elysium my roommate is moving out todayyy which means my friend will steal her room and get off the couch im going to move out in like 4 days and I GOT A JOB I REALLY WANTED !! SO IM GONNA MOVE TO THE GREATER TOKYO AREA!!!! YAY!!!! excited about that ALSO kyoto trip soon yayyy anyways tagging @threeeyedharemp3 @amphibifish @faggotwalkwithme @whimsy-on-the-moon @dychelicerae @fudgecake-charlie how yall doing!!!
prev oh thats so cool yay ! i just played highkey one of theh best gigs ive ever done it was a lot of fun & some cool people showed up & told me it was good lmao & also one of my good friends was there without me knowing until the end yay !
uhm open tags yay who has something nice to report :)