Macklin and Snakehole

A couple's blog of awesomeness

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

WE AREN’T WORTHY!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[workingsession]

[jcleyendecker]

Happy Thanksgiving from JC Leyendecker! 

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

me filling out a dating questionnaire:  woman seeking woman.  preferably one who regularly disguises herself as a highwayman, rides a majestic dark horse, wears a tricorne hat, only robs rich buffoons and shares her spoils with the local poor. is willing to duel for my honour as a lady despite her own status as a rogue. who will ravish me far better than my betrothed, childhood friend mr. matthews, who owns the estate nearby to my own and with whom my family sees a prosperous match in marriage.  a woman who (while still scandalously clad in breeches) will confess on the hangman’s platform that i was her greatest love and her only regret was not taking me away from this city and life. who was only caught because she was trying to protect me when we fled the city one night, who accepts her inevitable fate with bravery until i sweep in and rescue her from her death sentence.  i do so, brandishing a fancy pistol she taught me to shoot (in the forest, with her arms unnecessarily wrapped around me in demonstration) while riding the aforementioned majestic horse. we ride off into the sunset.  we make out on the horse.  the horse is okay with it like we give him an apple or something

in this situation, i get to wear a ballgown that accentuates my often heaving déccoletage, and faint no less than three times in the duration of our narrative 

thanks in advance 

[somethingaboutblacktop-blog]

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[the-ick-vault]

wow

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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3

Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.

Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner.  And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence. 

An already perfect song made transcendental..

[clairesclitpiercing]

Who would win in a battle for my immortal soul: the devil on his fiddle or “Jolene” at 33 RPM

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

I can never get enough of this

[welcometoyouredoom]

[ithelpstodream]

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest plot twist ever

[raptorific]

Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering.” Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point

[jeanprouvaires]

in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history

[crimewave420]

Shake that gothic ass

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[beyfann]

13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

[beyondthescatteredwalls-deactiv]

Damn these were simpler times

[allisonpregler]

so lemme break this down

-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style -our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death -their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi -beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers -enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion

[lookskindadeadinside]

this was one of the best ads of the early 2000’s imo

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[pyrrhiccomedy]

“Now Whopper is not only burger that people in 90 different countries love – it’s an investment tool as well,” Ivan Shestov, head of external communications at Burger King Russia said, quoted by Waves.

“According to the forecasts, cryptocurrency will increase exponentially in value. Eating Whoppers now is a strategy for financial prosperity tomorrow.”

Hi I just want to make sure we all know we live in a bewildering cyberpunk black comedy now.

[jean-paul-fartre]

“you stare at the sun every day?”

[vedajuno]

The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is

[bonedaddy-o]

How dare this go around without the image attached

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

this is it im dying how could anybody believe this is a real frog

[picture-of-dorian-gray-deactiva]

Even that kid knows it’s bullshit

[classicmeevs]

I think the kid isn’t real

[snowfallandfrostywishes]

someone: it’s the last month of summer. we better enjoy it while we can and wear summer clothes and participate in summer activities–

me: