L

39, He/Him, Resident Amnesiac and pyroar fan

[macro-cosmos-lis]

Introduction Post

I don't know how this usually works, please bear with me.

My name is L, formally Lysandre Fleur-de-Lis, you can call me whatever you see fit. I am 39 years old. Recently I have discovered more about my past but I am certain I don't have the full picture, that being said, I am aware of all that I have done.

I currently live in Kalos, as I have no ability to leave and am on several watch lists, no longer work at Macro Cosmos as I have no access to a computer. I am busy, if you are from work, do not contact me.

My team are not really battlers, especially not my shiny sylveon, she is 1. Old and 2. Mostly for emotional regulation. My honchkrow, mienshao and pyroar are similarly out of action due to age and... Explosion damage. Garbodor, sableye, noivern and florges have filled gaps on my team and my gyarados still battles. Technically pyroar does too but he really shouldn't. These all have names and I will elaborate if asked, they are my companions and I love them dearly.

I do not know what I will post, but I was told I should "tap in" to rotomblr blogging as I would "do numbers" on there. I don't know what any of that means. This was told to me back in Galar, I find the sentence funny so it'll stay in my bio.

I think I am a lot happier than I used to be. Partially due to my nephew @critterzkeeper due to zygarde. It feels nice to be a person again.

OOC below the cut:

Hello I'm doing another one lmao

Run by @swansstuff

This one is literally just Lysandre because I was correct about him surviving with memory loss so I'm gonna be annoying about that forever. Essentially Coal is busy being the protag and L is being L.

This is also post-canon to Galar by about 3 years. Lysandre was being manipulated by Rose to help with the whole darkest day situation using his skills in technology, hence his Macro Cosmos scientist role. Rose is the only one who definitely knew his identity, others just have theories or have no idea. Do with this what you will.

This is also canon to my other blog @critterzkeeper Coal is Lysandre's nephew.

Also I am a perfectworldshipper highkey lowkey so there will be nods to that at times. I also have a very convoluted backstory for them that might come up idk I'm not sure yet.

Please don't be afraid to interact, I know L is L but mun's bark is worse than they're bite and I'm never gonna be intentionally mean. That said I am autistic so bare with me (technically I run L like he is as well)

Asks are welcome, as is pelipper mail, but no magic anons. Feel free to bully him about his past, he deserves it.

[oncillamoltres]

i feel like there's been an uptick in people posting potentially upsetting content in the pkmn irl/rotomblr tags without any content warnings for filtering :/

[oncillamoltres]

roleplaying dark topics is fine. roleplaying dark topics on your own blog without putting warnings on every individual post is at least easy to click away from. but if you're going to be putting your posts about death and violence and abuse in the main rp tags you really need to be putting content warning tags on those. this is common-sense RP etiquette.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

//bringing this out of my hub blog. if you're posting about violence and death, or cults, or child abuse, or other sensitive topics in the main tags, please use warning tags.

[alolantrubbish]

Heads up for any aspiring trubbish trainers don't forget to get feed them acid supplements all through your first month of ownership while you ease them out of their wild diet so they aren't involuntarily burping toxic gas in your house all the time

[alolantrubbish]

SCREAMING AT JOLTIKTOK USERS HEY HEY TRUBBISH BELCHES AREN'T CUTE YOU'RE GETTING POISONED

[woobats-and-witch-hats]

I’ve been seeing the pro-Plasma propaganda trending on my feed, so I want to share my thoughts on ownership of pokemon being abusive.

I firmly agree my relationship with my liepard is one of unequal footing and unbalanced power. My giant four-legged carpet of a monster takes every advantage of me in our situationship. This hedonistic villain wakes me up at the crack of each dawn by attempting to claw out my heart with his wretched talons, and he puts me to sleep by attempting to smother out my last breath with his miserable body laid across my face. This yowling sadist returns the favor when I lovingly brush his fur and have him groomed with the finest lavender scented, sensitive skin formulations by eating the cables on every single device I own and then attempting to tackle me and eat my hair. I can’t even have a sip of coconut milk in my own kitchen without this shrieking heathen of a furry chainsaw attempting to shred the skin from my legs all while he despises coconuts in all forms, especially milked.

If you have a cat you know exactly what I go through every day I continue to own this pokemon.

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[wizarde-van]

being a light sleeper fUCKIN SUCKS cuz i'm the only one who gets up at 3am to chase....what is this, a houndoom with mange? away from digging in our trash. i need the kalosian gov to figure out the ranger situation it's getting dire out here for real

[insecateur]

[greatpretending]

plza valentines pt. 2/3

[macro-cosmos-lis]

Oh Hi! I'm glad you're doing better now! You seemed very lost when you were searching for those green goobers and stayed at my box briefly.

- Trash Man

@neigbourhood-trash-enby

Haha, good to see you again! The search for the green goobers is almost complete and I must admit I am doing better. How are you?

[neigbourhood-trash-enby]

Well I work for the syndicate now... I also have a kid - So no more sleeping in a trashcan for me unfortunately.

I still hang out with trubbish and garbador though

[macro-cosmos-lis]

Of course, they are fantastic friends. I am glad things are looking up for you!

[macro-cosmos-lis]

Oh Hi! I'm glad you're doing better now! You seemed very lost when you were searching for those green goobers and stayed at my box briefly.

- Trash Man

@neigbourhood-trash-enby

Haha, good to see you again! The search for the green goobers is almost complete and I must admit I am doing better. How are you?

[macro-cosmos-lis]

Step 1. Legally obtain a wrench.

Step 2. Introduce it to the benches of Lumiose.

Step 3. Revolution.

[cirosas-strongest-leader]

wait don't tell me they have the stupid benches in Lumiose now too!? IS THERE ANYWHERE THAT IS SAFE FROM FUCKIN HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE???

[macro-cosmos-lis]

GENUINELY NOWHERE I swear to Arceus they are trying to make everything as horrible as humanly possible.

[macro-cosmos-lis]

Step 1. Legally obtain a wrench.

Step 2. Introduce it to the benches of Lumiose.

Step 3. Revolution.

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[legends-howl]

Which of the following Fire-Types made it onto your Main Story team in PLZA?

Talonflame

Pyroar

Simisear

Flareon

Camerupt

Charizard

Delphox

None Of These/Other [Comment!]

Voting ended onFeb 23

Check my blog for other PLZA polls!

Reblog for larger sample size :)

[Starter not included as they're in another poll]

[strongheartranchog]

Looking through some old photos and I found one of when Rhea first came to the Ranch. Zero is such a mama bear, she was the first one to help comfort the small cub. To this day Rhea is still very close to Zero. A cute pair honestly.

Zero here helps welcome pokemon coming to the ranch gain confidence and find comfort. She's a natural. She sometimes likes to visit the tourist center to say hi to people, and helps out with the small ones. She really is a gentle giant.

//-Chrissy//

[critterzkeeper]

@macro-cosmos-lis just got handed your glasses????

[macro-cosmos-lis]

Ah parfait. Bleu Plaza?

[macro-cosmos-lis]

They do say Lumiose is the city of love, I had rather forgotten the date. I am surrounded by couples all of a sudden.

How delightful to know there is such love in the world.