Into The Mind of a Mad Hatter

Hi there everyone. : D I'm Hatter. Cosplayer and big Legacy of Kain fan Ariel the Balance Guardian muse and multi-muse blog. tags tracked: mad-hatter-teacups

[its-fifis-world]

im shaped like a W because im a winner!

[kaity--did]

No one - and I mean no one- could have prepared me just how much of my adult life would consist of keeping the dumbest dog ever created alive against his will

[kaity--did]

It's 103 degrees out and your brain is the size of pea dude I can't let you lay out there and bake all day you'll literally LITERALLY fry your little pea brain please stop screaming at me

[kaity--did]

Am I putting the mop bucket up high to keep it from my child? Now I am not. This dummy thinks Lysol is just flavoring even though it made him vomit.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[n0cturnt]

"I love a fast woman"

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[heaven011]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[razielim]

@dragonslaved — #the raw chicken hiding from the cutting board

[l3irdl3rain]

he’s in my spot

[escuerzoresucitado]

Which vessel would your soul inhabit?

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Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

[janusfnc14]

Honestly either 5 or 9 I think

[kookaburra1701]

11 definitely

[hejee]

my fave trio

[seltja]

Vergil in VOGUE anyone?

[chuckdrawsthings]

take a breather

[giulolosblackmail]

Xavier: strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk Black Shadow: go the &*$$@%+ to sleep

[pickles4nickles]

Timeline stuff in Hollow Knight is... *makes a bunch of gestures with my hands* but if I may yap a bit

So I initially thought when they said that Herrah and Hornet were "permitted very little time with each other" I thought that meant like, Herrah went to sleep very, very soon after Hornet was born. Which meant Quirrel left Hallownest with Monomon's mask soon after.

THEREFORE, if they ever met prior to the events of Hollow Knight, it must have been when Hornet was reaaal small.

........I forgot about the possibility where maybe like... Hornet was dropped off at Vespa's, some time passed, and then the Dreamers go to sleep.

..........But I wanted to draw Quirrel being like. An uncle that met you when you were like 6 and you have no memory of the moment, but he remembers you all too well and you're like "okay??????????????"

[ppan-kyu]

Got commissioned to draw Credo thank you for finally letting me draw him 🤩

[icpe]

Legacy of kain, doodles #160

[gisesoft]