Fancy That

[gerardlesbian]

HELP?

[infectiouspiss]

[modogoblin]

[ke5trel-deactivated20211114]

[spookcataloger]

[silly-slacker-person]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy Trinity

[dingdongyouarewrong]

also the whole 'straight actors can't play gay characters' thing is actually damaging and harmful to me personally because what if i want to watch anne hathaway kiss more women. what about that huh

[gayvampyr]

[zetrystan]

I love a cup of ᵉ ˢ ᶜ ᵃ ᵖ ᶦ ˢ ᵐ in the morning.

[youlovetoseeit]

[maggi-cube]

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]

[the-tryhard-twihard]

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

[rogueninja]

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

[obamaphoner]

ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf

[hapalopus]

This is my favorite genre of Cats comments

[beaft]

bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted

good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter

bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan

[beaft]

the cheeky shall inherit the earth

[beaft]

update : i got the job

[beowulf22121]

And that is how you do it.

[abbaswift]

this tweet is life changing

[darth--nickels]

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

[darth--nickels]

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

[calamari-chaos]

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

[darth--nickels]

Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain! 

And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!! 

[blossomfully]

Oh my god the power when you just do not care anymore

[sosuperawesome]

Maxine Vee on Instagram

[bob-belcher]