whence comes this melody?

sarah she/they library ghost

[ampervadasz]

[sandmandaddy69]

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[cryptotheism]

[kupalinka6]

‘Cardinals Are Raw-Dogging It!’ CBS Papal Conclave Team Picked The Wrong Time To Roll Out The Youth Slang

The CBS News team covering the Conclave picked an awkward time to roll out some youth slang when they declared that the cardinals will be "r

OH NO ITS REAL AKZJSJSBHS

[helloitsbees]

[nudityandnerdery]

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[roselalonde]

conversations with my sisters cat

[anishenanigans]

[guy whose heart is an autoclave voice] yeah man lately ive just been feeling like this great unstable mass of blood and foam yknow

[charl0ttan]

Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location

[insomniac-arrest]

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

[halondrus]

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

[great-and-small]

The red-winged blackbird’s song is deeply comforting and familiar it’s like walking into the marsh and hearing an old friend

[woolysocks]

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[zzoupz]

[ravenfleesfire]

[picoffee]

Can't stop thinking about them

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[recents]

i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2