Angry Diva Seeks Cake

living that feminist femme bisexual mentally unstable diva life since 1993 aspiring writer and sexpert occasionally nsfw but in the best way

[theliteraryarchitect]

[tess-mercer]

just saw the phrase “wlw/mlm hostility” and I’m currently obsessed

[sharonfieldstone]

#PATIEKC AND RONNIE  (via @patrickanddavid​)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[doggosource]

Everyone thinks they have the best dog and nobody is wrong 

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

man I really loved tonights episode

that scene where Jaime kills Cersei in the throne room with his Ned’s Valyrian steel, claiming justice on behalf of the Starks and fulfilling Maggy the Frog’s prophecy? or when Cersei stabbed him with a knife and he staggered forward and collapsed on the Iron Throne, mirroring when he killed the Mad King? i especially loved when Daenerys walks in and sees his corpse sitting there and understands what he did.

and the part where Sandor cuts of the Mountain’s head and leaves his body burning? talk about symbolism! i’m especially glad that they didn’t kill Sandor off unnecessarily. i also really liked how he lost his eye in the fight and used the strip of cloth to bind it and how it made him look just like Beric.

that part where Grey Worm stopped the Northmen from killing the unarmed Lannister soldiers was really cool too. you could see how conflicted he was about it, but he knew he couldn’t lose himself to hate. i knew he wouldn’t betray Missandei’s memory.

i was certainly concerned about Daenerys throughout the episode, but she really came through in the end. when she realized that Cersei had hidden casks of wildfire around the city and knew that she couldn’t risk the lives of the civilians with her dragonfire. and how she instead flew straight to the Red Keep to take the fight directly to Cersei? really really good.

when Arya saw Gendry across the battlefield and tried to maker it to him but was being held back by the crowds? that was incredible. and how he could hear her scream his name over the noise of the battle and ran towards her voice even when he couldn’t see her? i can’t wait to see them reunite in the next episode.

[seashellronan]

no hate but t*ylor sw*ft really wants to be a gay icon so bad like she thinks she can wear rainbows and release a shitty pop song and the gays will come running, i’m sorry but you cannot just decide you’re a gay icon the gays have to give you that crown themselves and baby you’ll never be britney i’m sorry

[tidalwavesoflove]

i’m dead

[darkles--sparkles]

BLESS 👏 THIS 👏 THREAD 👏

[fightsinlipstick]

Every time I see “guilt” or “sin” associated with food I roll my eyes so hard I’m worried they’re going to get stuck.

“5 Super Bowl Snacks you Don’t Have to Feel Guilty About!” Dear God Brenda just eat the nachos. They’re special, they make you happy, and some nachos for the Super Bowl are not going to make or break anything.

By all means, make the lettuce wraps too, but do so because they’re healthy and yummy, maybe they align with your goals better. But guilt and shame and sin shouldn’t never be associated with food. It is not healthy. It should not be normalized.

Food does not have morality. Food does not change your worth as a person.

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[kaype5589]

More money is always welcome

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this literally sounds like a line from the movie what the hell

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this fic is actually GOOD i’ve never been more angry in my LIFE

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’m so mad and you should be too

[anthonycrowleymoved]

listen i’m trying to stop clogging everyone’s dash with this nonsense but this is honestly the best line i have ever read in a fanfic in my entire LIFE i’m laughing so hard

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i don’t know how i expected it to end to be honest

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the sheer amount of people who think this is about bill clinton and ted cruz is frankly funnier than any post i have ever made on this hellsite and that’s all i have to say about that

[murdershegoat]

carol: oh, you’re valkyrie’s new friend

thor: yes! how do you know valkyrie??

carol, who hasn’t been on earth since the 90s and still thinks dont ask dont tell is a thing,  thinking back to the years she and valkyrie spent rawing each other in space: uhhhhhhh we were roommates.

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

[aneastcoastbreeze-deactivated20]

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[tortellinigirl]

“stop saying youre gay, youre dating a boy”

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet