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anxietyproblem

humorstar

cr: @thepigeongazette

beeishappy

toastbutteregg

where do you even find a billionaire’s address like ?!!?!?!? fbi?@?@

brbjellyfishing

valtsv

where are my museum gift shop memes

valtsv

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

door-maker-gal

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

solidsnakesasscheeks

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

roboco-san

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

vintagevickyy

Who hurt you?

roboco-san

my father did you not read the post

eatgeekstudy

Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

My Therapist: Then do it.

Me: I’m sorry?

My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

Me: Ah- Oh.

My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.

ottpop

YO this is legit

My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out”

I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful.

I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain

Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it

adventuringchangeling

Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.

ejacutastic

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

ejacutastic

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

khanooqa

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

jaidefinichonv2

vibraniumacrylicpowder

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

@floorboardgang

#I’m not okay

wadey-wilson

newdsm5xl

solidarity

nottwilightbella

a multiverse of the same problems

sandandglass

Brooklyn Nine-Nine s03e16

abigailmaedy

Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.